How do you guys still exist?

Uh. Wow. What a trip down memory lane. I visited this forum thinking it'd be completely dead, but you guys are actually still active here. I don't know if that's admirable or depressing.
Hi everyone! If you don't remember me, I was the shitty 13-year-old who thought she was really fucking funny and clever but in reality you guys intimidated me a whole lot. Except Harley, he was just an asshole. I still like Harry Potter, but that's just about the only thing that hasn't changed.
Anyone care to fill me in on the past ~5 years worth of juicy roleplay details?

I don't think I'll ever forget Bleach Forums. I never imagined I could amass so many pictures of horse dicks. But as for filling you in on what's been going on HERE for the past 5 years? I don't even remember what happened yesterday.

What about you?

Nice to see you again! You should drop by here more often than once every five years.

Your picture of Nicolas Cage is pretty cool.

How could I ever forget bleach forums? Such a fun pastime that ended in a giant, exploding shitstorm of tender, hurt feelings. It's amazing, that idiot Godisme is still apparently active on Bleach Wiki. Fond memories....I'm guessing Script-Z and Taegan aren't around any more?

Lots of things have changed for me, and lots is going on. I'm heading to college in a couple of months, I haven't watched an anime in ages, and I'm spending a semester abroad in Japan pretty soon. Things have definitely changed for the better.

Astarte wrote:

Your picture of Nicolas Cage is pretty cool.

Thanks. I absolutely loved him as Boromir in "A Game of Thrones".

Potterwatcher1997 wrote:

I'm guessing Script-Z and Taegan aren't around any more?

I brought Script back with foul necromancy but he was too rotten to post, and I think he died again.

Tae Sachs just up & fucked off one day. I'm graduating college in May, but other than that, nothing has really changed.

I am still an asshole as real n.iggas don't switch up.

Potterwatcher1997 wrote:

I'm guessing Script-Z and Taegan aren't around any more?

You don't know my life. Also, hey, nice to see you doing well! I have not read Bleach in months, so don't worry about not watching anime. Sorry that these assholes intimidated you way back when. In retrospect, they're mostly just cranky neckbeards.

Astarte wrote:

I brought Script back with foul necromancy but he was too rotten to post, and I think he died again.

I'm still alive, just lurkin'. Neo tricked me into thinking there was a new member who was into comics, but I see now that no such person exists. I should have known better than to expect growth, and activity though.

I guess if we're recounting what we've been up to I'll say that I've taken a long hiatus from the board, but I'm contemplating a return.

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Neo tricked me into thinking there was a new member who was into comics, but I see now that no such person exists.

Sounds like he was talking about Harley. Everything was new to Neo, after the stroke.

If I was tricked to come back for Harley I will riot.

Calm down, Harley's dad.

Don't try to make Harley relatable by giving him father issues.

His absence would need to be much much longer. Which means this board would need to survive for much much longer.

And that would be nothing short of divine intervention.

Script-Z, that's a member I haven't seen in a long time. So, what have you been up to?

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You don't know my life. Also, hey, nice to see you doing well! I have not read Bleach in months, so don't worry about not watching anime. Sorry that these assholes intimidated you way back when. In retrospect, they're mostly just cranky neckbeards.

Sure is hypocrisy in here.

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I'm still alive, just lurkin'. Neo tricked me into thinking there was a new member who was into comics, but I see now that no such person exists. I should have known better than to expect growth, and activity though.

Leaving aside the fact that I was talking about Batman & Robin the movie, which should have been chillingly obvious from all of the ice puns, there has indeed been someone who joined since you fucked off forever who likes comics.

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I guess if we're recounting what we've been up to I'll say that I've taken a long hiatus from the board, but I'm contemplating a return.

The lie detector determined that was a lie.

I don't think we ever met, but hi! Good luck with your semester in Japan.

Script-Z wrote:

Potterwatcher1997 wrote:

I'm guessing Script-Z and Taegan aren't around any more?

You don't know my life. Also, hey, nice to see you doing well! I have not read Bleach in months, so don't worry about not watching anime. Sorry that these assholes intimidated you way back when. In retrospect, they're mostly just cranky neckbeards.

Astarte wrote:

I brought Script back with foul necromancy but he was too rotten to post, and I think he died again.

I'm still alive, just lurkin'. Neo tricked me into thinking there was a new member who was into comics, but I see now that no such person exists. I should have known better than to expect growth, and activity though.

I guess if we're recounting what we've been up to I'll say that I've taken a long hiatus from the board, but I'm contemplating a return.

Apparently I'm supposed to defile your corpse. Just thought I'd let you know before...yeah...

I believe that Leafy would do it before Neo would. It's always the good ones.

Neo actually told me to do it.

I told them to kill & defile each other's corpses.

May the strongest survive.

Unless we team up and defile your corpse.

Neo gives orders like the deranged coward he is, but Leafy follows through with it.

Astarte wrote:

Neo gives orders like the deranged coward he is, but Leafy follows through with it.

Well if Script was dead anyway....:(

I will literally beat you to death with a rake.

Tsukuyomi wrote:

Script-Z, that's a member I haven't seen in a long time. So, what have you been up to?

Working in politics, Field Director on a supervisor race this year. I'm kept understandably busy.

Neo Bahamut wrote:

there has indeed been someone who joined since you fucked off forever who likes comics.

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The lie detector determined that was a lie.

Leafy wrote:

Apparently I'm supposed to defile your corpse. Just thought I'd let you know before...yeah...

Neo is always telling us to kill each other. Ignore him and he should calm down on his own.