I Think I Should Listen to Harley More Often

Would be better suiting if more people here had girlfriends.

Doesn't have to be a girlfriend.

"Coming to bed" implies "with me." "Going to bed" would make more sense if it was a parent, or something. Unless you sleep with your parents. Do you? You do! You sick fuck.

It could be a boyfriend, a talking pet or a rapist with a gun pointed to his head for all you know!

You have sex with your cat? You sick fuck!

Nothing in the picture directly suggests sex and pets are known to like sleeping in the same bed as their owners, most commonly by their feet. Of course it's a stupid theory, but hey. It's a stupid image.

Shut up, cat-fucker.

I'm going to put up a vote, in this thread, as a direct response to that image.

How many people in here HONESTLY have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Are you going to act all high and mighty towards those who don't?

He's Australian.

The girls basically are airborne creatures there that cling to men like... fling leeches.

Also, last ep has been subbed and posted.

It was good but makes me think they intend to make a second season.

Fuck that, I don't go for leechy, screechy, bogan bitches.

That is why I don't have a new girlfriend every month or two.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan

Hideous. What I have to live with.

And you know about these things, which is why we need you in GA.

Why does Mythology have to revolve around Australia? It has SHIT MYTHOLOGY!

I was talking about the bogans. We haven't done anything with Australian mythology & I'm actually thinking of swinging over to Egypt soon.

If you want to introduce a bogan, just describe it as wearing only shorts and a flat brimmed hat as well as having tattoos on various parts of their bodies.
When it speaks to you it is sure to say something along the lines of "Oi mate, ya wouldn't have a durry on ya wouldja?"
Don't forgot the smoking, they HAVE to be smoking.
They are also known to have children at the age of 20, then spend the government money they get to take care of the young on plasma screen TVs and give their young raw sugar to snack on.

Loki wrote:

They are also known to have children at the age of 20, then spend the government money they get to take care of the young on plasma screen TVs and give their young raw sugar to snack on.

I'm fighting hard to keep the liberal in me from lashing out at that quote, but I'm not Australian, so I care a lot less than I did a few seconds ago.

From everything I've seen, bogans are Australian rednecks, only debatably worse. Do not pity them.

Script-Z wrote:

Loki wrote:

They are also known to have children at the age of 20, then spend the government money they get to take care of the young on plasma screen TVs and give their young raw sugar to snack on.

I'm fighting hard to keep the liberal in me from lashing out at that quote, but I'm not Australian, so I care a lot less than I did a few seconds ago.

More like lolberal.

Neo Bahamut wrote:

From everything I've seen, bogans are Australian rednecks, only debatably worse. Do not pity them.

The liberal inside me now agrees with everything bad that was said about them. Please continue.

They are Australian Rednecks except they are more widespread than the redneck and the common Bogan is much younger and grows out of the bogan stage (if they live long enough).

Ah, see in America the Redneck isn't a stage, but a terminal illness, it can go into remission, but that is a rare case.

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