You're so Beautiful

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

I think his stories can tell you that story.

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I'm sure he'll be eager to confirm that he is NOT A VIRGIN.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

he IS eager.

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:26 pm

Taegan wrote:: SINCE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL STUFF, I'D LIKE TO MAKE VERY CLEAR THAT I AM NOT A VIRGIN. THERE ARE NO VIRGINS HERE. OH WAIT MY BAD. EVERYONE'S A VIRGIN BUT ME. I REPEAT. I AM NOT A VIRGIN. NOT. A. VIRGIN. OKAY?

DUDE, LIKE, WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING IN ALL CAPS NOW. ARE WE BILLY MAYS? NO.

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:14 pm

Nope, totally a virgin. Can't you tell my over zealousness was just me overcompensating?

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:17 pm

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

What Neo said.
By the way, Neo, I thought you died.

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:04 pm

She was heartbroken.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

No I wasn't.
So shut up.

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:47 pm

kisukeFan_4337 wrote:: By the way, Neo, I thought you died.

How'd you come to that conclusion?

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:50 pm

I may have told her.

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:56 pm

She was, indeed, heartbroken.

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...Are you trying to make me spill something?

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:01 pm

Implying you have something to spill?

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

I was going to say that there is nothing I have to spill, except for the orange juice in the glass on the table right now.

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:10 pm

That doesn't seem to be a proper response to my question. By saying "I was going to..." you're implying that you have more to say than something about OJ, but you ended it too early. What I'm saying is, finish the damn sentence. You WERE GOING TO say some shit about OJ, but you ARE GOING TO tell me what?

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DTMWTD.

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:14 pm

I would appreciate it if you would finish the damn sentence, and it would reflect highly on your general intelligence, as opposed to the answer you have given now, which reflects quite poorly...

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Wed Aug 24, 2011 10:15 pm

As if you would expect anything else.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

All right, I'll re-post and fix it up...ugh, what a pain...
And shut up, Harley.

...Are you trying to make me spill something? Besides the glass of orange juice on the table?

Is that better?

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:01 pm

Much, but it still doesn't answer my question.

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Which one now?

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:35 pm

Taegan wrote:: SINCE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL STUFF, I'D LIKE TO MAKE VERY CLEAR THAT I AM NOT A VIRGIN. THERE ARE NO VIRGINS HERE. OH WAIT MY BAD. EVERYONE'S A VIRGIN BUT ME. I REPEAT. I AM NOT A VIRGIN. NOT. A. VIRGIN. OKAY?

ALL YOUR VIRGINITIES ARE BELONG TO ME

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'CEPT FOR MINE.

Subject: Re: You're so Beautiful Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:41 pm

Kinky...

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