Theories Concerning KF's 'Big Secret'

Made because Loki cbf.

Don't bug me about it. It makes me feel like Aizen.

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Okay, anyway, there is something that I hide, and it is indeed a really big secret. Only the people I know IRL know this.
If someone gets it, I'll tell you all.

Because you can't just trust me and tell me what the hell it is.

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I honestly can't see a whole lot more "big" secrets that we could possibly guess that I haven't already suggested.

Oh, it's there.
And if you're really having trouble, why not start small and work your way up?

You are, in fact, Script_Z.

Nope.

You once raped a deer.

Ew, no.

Don't lie or God will punish you.

You're Bisexual.

I'm going to go with bisexual on this one.

No. Deer.

Not important or interesting.

Kingdom Farts?

Harley is right.
None are very important.
Or super interesting.

Also, I was thinking, and I realized that I can't say it no matter what.
And if I do reveal it, or say that one of you found it, I would like it if I wasn't showered with questions.

And I still VERB PROPER NOUN. In fact, I think I ADJECTIVE VERB NOUN.

Then tell people over msn that you know won't say anything?

What?

If you reveal it I mean.

Okay. And only people I know IRL know.
Now will you guess?

I did. You're bisexual. That was my guess.

no, I'm not.
I'm straight. A straight female.

*Shrugs* idk then.

All right.

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I did. You're bisexual. That was my guess.

no, that was My guess that you piggybacked.

And is it that you have never set foot outside of your house and are everybody on this board except me and possibly Script and/or Potter?

Nope. It does not involve me being other members.

ITT: Wild Mass Guessing.