CHARITY

Posts : 299 Join date : 2011-08-16 Location : The New World

DONATE
(^LE CLICK)

$1.00

Get's You:
An deep quote.

$5.00

I'll draw you anything. Anything.

$10.00

Eligibility to call me to bitch and vent for ten minutes.

$20.00

I will personally write you a song based on your username. It probably won't be that good.

$50.00

A lock of my hair. I kid you not.

$100.00

All of the above.
+ Neo's address and city

Give till it hurts.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:36 pm

Expecting kindness and generosity on this forum?

Subject: Re: CHARITY Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:39 pm

Get a job, hippie.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:40 pm

How much do I have to pay before you sodomise yourself with a curling iron?

Posts : 202 Join date : 2011-07-27 Age : 31

You all fail to realize that this is the only reason he joined this forum. Everything else was just for show.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:56 pm

You must be slum drunk to think anyone on this forum has money.

Posts : 299 Join date : 2011-08-16 Location : The New World

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNLmXyxrXBA

Subject: Re: CHARITY Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:42 am

Charity? Here? That's a strange idea. I have money enough to get a lock of your hair, but I have better things to spend it on.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:55 am

Like a lock of my hair.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:33 am

How about non hair-related things?

Subject: Re: CHARITY Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:45 am

Ignoring Loki's gay porn money, you do realize it would be cheaper to do the 50, 20, 10, 5, & 1 donations than it would be to do the 100 donation, for the same payoff, right? Like, over 10% cheaper.

Posts : 299 Join date : 2011-08-16 Location : The New World

Neo Bahamut wrote:: Ignoring Loki's gay porn money, you do realize it would be cheaper to do the 50, 20, 10, 5, & 1 donations than it would be to do the 100 donation, for the same payoff, right? Like, over 10% cheaper.

Fix'd

Subject: Re: CHARITY Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:57 pm

Okay. Now the only ones that might be worth it are the picture and the call, if only to read you Cloud Mows the Lawn or force you to copy images of gay sex for 3 hours straight.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:26 pm

This shit got weird.

Posts : 299 Join date : 2011-08-16 Location : The New World

Neo Bahamut wrote:: Okay. Now the only ones that might be worth it are the picture and the call, if only to read you Cloud Mows the Lawn or force you to copy images of gay sex for 3 hours straight.

I said anything, Man. Give till it hurts.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:13 pm

870 Nittany Ridge Road
Howard PA

The last item is, once again, worthless.

Posts : 299 Join date : 2011-08-16 Location : The New World

Cut the crap, these are quality items.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:59 pm

And no one here has money.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:11 pm

But everyone here has my address & city. For free.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:02 pm

Despite two or three of us already having it before now.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:48 am

I blame KF for me knowing. Along with your last name, and I'm sure other worthless info about you I didn't want to know.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:35 am

I don't get the interest people seem to have in finding out all of the details about some guy on the internet.

Posts : 5737 Join date : 2010-11-04

And by "people" you mean KF.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:56 am

I believe so.

Subject: Re: CHARITY Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:49 pm

Neo Bahamut wrote:: 870 Nittany Ridge Road
Howard PA

If you want to, I can send you a postcard half across the globe in time to Christmas.