The Real Reason the Illuminati Exists

http://www.cracked.com/article_19488_14-luxury-sex-toys-extremely-rich-creepy.html

Harley, this is precisely why Thiera is far too dignified for that maladjusted weirdo.

what is this. I don't even?

"According to the creators of Naked Condoms, these are "the finest condoms in the world." They gloat over the "craftsmanship" and "technology" of each disposable sperm receptacle as if the wearer were protecting his dick with a Ferrari."

Every male needs a pack of these.

"What are those?"
"Be quiet, I'm about to ram you with a dick Ferrari."

So she spends obscene amounts of money to do things to that weirdo.

Unless that weirdo is at least gold plated, he can go have sex with some poor woman.

If you were going to spend 4 thousand dollars on a vibrator, wouldn't you want to stick it in something worth at least that much itself?

so Thiera's vagina is worth 4 thousand dollars?

Way over that. I don't know how personal worth is calculated, but I'm pretty sure at least part of it is how much money you have. A few billion dollars is way more than 4 thousand, even if we start applying specific values to specific parts.

I can buy that. She's pretty hot afterall.

note: Buy as in get, not buy as in pay.

...So Thiera is a whore.

No. What are you, retarded?

If you can only have sex with her after meeting a certain monetary value, then she is a whore.

Not having sex with someone of a much lower socioeconomic status than you is not the same thing as being paid for sex. At all. That's even worse than Riley's logic that paying for things at a date makes the woman a whore.

Seriously, what the fuck are you smoking?

The good shit, but that is besides the point.

Also, paying for things on a date is kind of like the same thing as paying for sex outright if sex is assured after the date, and only because of the payment.

In that highly unlikely scenario, yes.

It isn't that unlikely.

Pretty unlikely. Who gives out sex for favors at a date? That's just stupid.

I doubt it is done outright, or with too much thought given to it, ie. "If he picks up the tab he is SOOO getting laid", but I'd bet it is a deciding factor.

-Date goes perfectly, ends with dinner, man picks up tab, girl invites him in-
-Date goes perfectly, ends with dinner, man asks for split bill, girl is put off, doesn't invite him in-

Now, does she work the corner? No, but there is a word for a female who uses money to decide whether she has sex or not.

First of all, that's not what you said, second of all, that's not prostitution.

Besides Thiera comes off as a chick who prefers anal.

Not even with the diamond-studded vibrator.

Thiera needs to get laid.

So the diamonds are on the business end. Owie.

Besides, Thiera is totally bicurious.

Are they?

There are some unfortunate rape-y implications with Euryale.

That's your own fault.