Digital Mayhem

[We're doing better than before, right?]

*BlackOmnimon pursues Diaboromon, firing up at it. Diaboromon jumps at BlackOmnimon who raises the Grey Sword and impales Diaboromon, throwing it to the ground.*

*Shit gets prison yard real as Black Omnimon crashes down on Diaboromon's legs & starts repeatedly stabbing it with the sword.*

*BlackOmnimon plants the Grey Sword into Diaboromon's face. All the HELLO's scrolling by disappear and a big three appears on the green orbs on its chest.*

Diaboromon:<3... 2... 1...>

*After the countdown, the orb glows white and Diaboromon explodes knocking BlackOmnimon away who splits back into Euryale, Taiyo, and their partners as they land roughly on the ground. BlackGabumon helps Taiyo up.*

Taiyo:<I'm sore everywhere.>

*Euryale falls on Black Agumon.*

A<Off! Broke your fall! Boy, you're feeling light today!>

"Thanks."

*As soon as she stands up, he starts writhing around like she crushed his ribs.*

Aquilamon: <I'm so glad we defeated it together.>

Tae: <Together.>

Allina: <You were right. This sucks.>

*She glares at Hitomi*

Allina: <Douche.>

*Taiyo hugs Euryale.*

Taiyo:<I don't know what that was, but it was awesome!>

*As the dust cloud from the explosion clears, what appears to be a BlackWarGreymon races past the group.*

Taiyo:<Umm... what was that?>

Aquilamon: <I used to think Silphymon was cool.>

Tae: <I think I'm seing things.>

Allina: <I saw it too.>

Patamon: <I'm hungry.>

A<He totally copied my look!>

*Tsune is rocking Betamon back & forth, muttering to herself creepily.*

Taiyo:<Should we go after it?>

Zarek:<That would probably be a good idea. I'm not sure what would have worse consequences in your world. Diaboromon or what may have been BlackWarGreymon.>

*Behind them on a screen is an open angel-winged envelope with Zarek on a screen.*

Allina: <So what, we skipped the Armor Evolution arc and went straight from Our War Game to BlackWarGreymon?>

Tae: <This sucks. I bet we'll be finding BlackMetalGarurumon as well. Stupid Yuhei. He gets to turn into ice cream and we have to do the dirty work.>

Allina: <Who?>

Tae: <Not relevant!>

Razz: <...Never mind. Let's get out of here.>

AeroVeedramon: <How?>

Razz: <I don't know. But shut him up first, it'll help me think faster.>

*AeroVeedramon shoots an energy beam at Zarek's screen*

*The screen rises and Zarek climbs through it. When he's out the screen shrivels up and disappears.*

Zarek:<Rather than pretending you're capable of basic thought processing and indulging in copious amounts of self-loathing, why not go after it?>

*Hitomi kicks off the ground and is airborne, going in the direction the BlackWarGreymon went.*

Zarek:<Think of it as being on the moon. You can walk if you want, but if you get the urge to do an aerial double backflip, just kick off the ground and have at her. But if you absolutely have to stand around and feel bad, go do it in a place where you won't cause someone's internet connection to fail.>

T"I'm sure your fancy internet magic takes up more bandwith than we do."

E"To say nothing of his enormous ego."

A<I'm not even sure Betamon & I CAN Digivolve right now. I LIVE here & -I- can't figure out how this devolution stuff works.>

Razz: <No.>

Allina: <I'm huuuuungry.>

Zarek:<You're more than welcome to stay here, but I assure you it won't be good for anyone.>

*Zarek kicks off and drifts in the direction they originally came from.*

Taiyo:<Euryale, lets go that way!>

*Taiyo takes Euryale's hand and with her other hand points in the direction Hitomi set off in.*

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*As Hitomi drifts through the internet, she's blinded by a flash of light and falls roughly on the ground in a wooded area. Underneath her something is trying to speak, but its voice is muffled until Hitomi stands up to see Nyaromon staring at her.*

Nyaromon:<Are we back in the Digital World or your world?>

"I don't know."

Nyaromon:<That looks like something from the Digital World.>

*Nyaromon points her tail at the television set sitting on a weather beaten picnic table, the screen pointed to where Hitomi and Nyaromon are. The screen is completely white.*

Nyaromon:<Do we wait for the others?>

"I suppose."

*Hitomi picks up Nyaromon and sits on the seat with Nyaromon in her lap. *

Allina: <I'm not going yet. I like this place.>

Razz: <...AeroVeedramon, follow the weird chick with the glasses.>

Tae: <Fine. Whatever.>

*Tae and Razz fly after Hitomi*

*Euryale, Tsune, & their partners just follow Taiyo.*

BlackGabumon:<Wait for me!>

*BlackGabumon jumps following Taiyo. Apparantly leaving Allina to rot. As they drift through the cosmonet (sounded funnier in my head), they're blinded by a flash of light as Tae, Euryale, Taiyo, and their partners in their in-training form are spat out on the ground in front of the picnic table where Hitomi is, the television screen cracks and goes blank.*

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*Razz and Tsune experience the same thing only they're spat out in a much dingier wooded area, the smell of ash lingering in the air and on the ground. Sitting on a dirty, weather beaten, and smoke damaged sofa is a television set, the screen still blank and white.*

Patamon: <Why aren't we following them?>

Allina: <I don't like that Zarek guy and I don't like the whole two people power hour thing.>

Patamon: <It's not my fault I can't digivolve more...>

Allina: <I know, I'm not angry at you, I just don't feel like running around for a bit.>

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*Razz and Veemon walk off, Veemon grabbing the tv and hurling it away first*

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Tae: <Where are we?>

*Euryale sweeps Koromon into her arms & squeezes him, rubbing her face on his. Koromon blushes & tries to get away &/or hide.*

"Ooooh, I've missed this Digivolution soooo much!"

B<I'm so glad you're not like that, Tsune.>

*Hitomi looks at her Digivice, the date being Friday, three days after they went to the Digital World, the time being 01:59pm.*

"We're... home."

Taiyo:<Home? How sure are y->

*She's cut off by a loud bell ringing. What Euryale should recognize as Big Ben. After two rings, the bell stops.*

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*The television doesn't so much as budge as Veemon is more DemiVeemon than Veemon. While Razz is wandering off, he recognizes he's in New Yorks Grand Central Park or whatever it's called. Aside from a large portion of the trees and plantlife being burned, everything is normal.*

E"We ARE home!"

T"This place blows."

Tae: <But I don't live in London!>

Poromon: <Are we far away?>

Tae: <Not really, but there's a goddamn sea separating us from home.>

Poromon: <So we f-->

Tae: <Why are we here again? Where's Zarek when we need him?>

Poromon: <I bet Euryale will take us to her house and abuse Taiyo while we steal her fridge. I miss your fridge.>

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DemiVeemon: <Is this the real world?>

Razz: <Yes.>

DemiVeemon: <What now?>

Razz: <We destroy the TV.>

*He kicks the TV, DemiVeemon just continuously tackling it*

Taiyo:<I wanna go to Euryale's home!>

*Taiyo latches on to Euryale's arm*

Taiyo:<Lead the way.>

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*Meanwhile, back in the internet, Allina hears a loud shatter. Because of Razz's dumb ass she has no choice but to either stay put and wait for death's cold embrace or return to the Digital World.*

Patamon: <Freaking scary!>

Allina: <Let's wait for them outside.>

*She walks back to the Digital World*

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*They continue smashing the TV*

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Poromon: <Fridge!>

Tae: <So it's only been 3 days?>

*She leads them to a small house, opening the door. A voice sounds from the living room.*

???<If you're a burglar, I warn you, I know karate! Also, I'll sodomize you!>