Bleach Wiki: "We'll Get It Right Eventually, Won't We?!"

I thought that the Lost Agent Arc would result in some hi~larious Goal Post Shifting on the Bleach Wiki. I was not disappointed. I'll give you the paraphrased highlights, but it's worth looking at the actual "arguments."

And if you don't agree with what I believe the subtextual message is, remember that I don't give a shit.

Tsukishima

"Tsukishima is definitely, irrevocably, proven to be dead, & I'm sick of fanboys mentioning Rangiku & Gin every time someone is clearly dead...wait, I was wrong before, NOW he's definitely dead."

"He totally invented the Love Gun. The fact that he can falsify peoples' pasts isn't evidence that this is false. If we said anything else, it would be speculation!"

Ginjo

"It's not a Cero! It doesn't even look like a Cero! You must be blind as well as stupid! It's just an Energy Blast! Only Visoreds can fire Ceros! And Ceros don't come from swords! Halibel? We claim Tosen isn't a Visored but has a Cero? LALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

"We have to decide whether or not Ginjo is using his Bankai. I mean, every other time, we'd tell you that unless he says, 'Bankai,' you're an idiot fanboy for even suggesting it, but this time is different!"

I don't complain about you & Dark's lovemaking in the Guilty Crown topic, do I?

Seriously. You 2 are the only ones who post in there.

Because we're the only two who watch the show. You don't see me complaining about 3D.

3D has 3 members, if it did not, I would have to close it.

Also, there is such a thing as PMs, this topic...well, I don't really know why this topic exists.

Because you feel the need to constantly remind everyone of the things you do not like.

Please, if that were true, I'd be telling you about how shitty Code Geass is.

You are telling me how shitty Code Geass is.

No, I'm telling you that Code Geass IS shitty, I'm not yet qualifying the extent of its shittiness.

You're implying pretty heavily just how shitty it is.

Not nearly heavily enough!

ITT: Neo complains about nothing important at all.

ITT: Hypocrisy.

ITT: Neo complains about nothing at all, again.

If it was you who made the thread, it would already be 30 pages now.

Script-Z wrote:

ITT: Neo complains about nothing important at all.

Also known as the General Discussion section

I wasn't aware that a discussion consisted of one side complaining about something meaningless, over and over and over while the other side explains that they've heard it before.

Which is what Neo does in every GD thread.

No, sometimes he complains about something new.

Script-Z wrote:

I wasn't aware that a discussion consisted of one side complaining about something meaningless, over and over and over while the other side explains that they've heard it before.

1 post mocking the Bleach Wiki.
2 pages complaining about that first post.

ITT: Buttfrustration.

ITT: Complaining About Threads You Don't Like.

I am watching you watch me watch you!! You know who you are!! Come at me, bro!!

YEA!!

(who are we paranoid about again?)