What the Fuck, TV Tropes?

I found these on the Memetic Badass page. Just...what the fuck?

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From Bleach we have Aizen's truly gigantic couch, which has been theorized to be The Man Couch Behind The Man Behind the Man and the strongest character in the series.

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You are what you eat. The Commander's diet consists of the 14th Angel, bullets, and the tears of small children.
The Commander has never seduced a woman, as 'seduction' implies he had to work for it.
The Commander's paternal instincts have two settings- 'Open fire' and 'Activate the Dummy Plug'.
The AT Field is not for keeping the soul in. It is for keeping Commander Ikari out.

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GamefaqsItachi can trap the dirt in an eternal illusion.

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The real reason Kisame committed suicide is because he knew he could not stand a chance against Yamato's Headgear. Yamato's headgear is so badass, it is the only non-human/demon to receive any votes in the latest popularity contest.

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In the first episode, there is an anonymous farmer who tries to confront Raditz with a shotgun, only to be casually murdered and never heard from again. At some point, this character became known as "Farmer With A Shotgun" and generated rumor that he is phenomenally powerful, and could even defeat Cell or Majin Buu (or Raditz, for that matter) for good.

Memes are strange like that.

I've heard of most of these. Only new one is the headgear, but I don't read Naruto, so who cares?

Then you explain to me, what the fuck?

They're just like Chuck Norris jokes.

I was referring more to Aizen's couch, & just what the fuck is putting dirt in an illusion even supposed to DO?

Most of the Gendo Ikari Facts are kind of...true. Particularly the ones that involve parenting.

Aizen's couch started during the Arrancar arc. Look at his couch throne thingy when he greets Orihime. Shit is majestic.

It was a nice looking chair, but I've seen better. The thing didn't even have cushions.

How long were you under the impression that it wasn't made entirely of memory foam?

When I saw that it didn't change shape.

Almost like it was made of fucking STONE.

It is a stone wrapped in memory foam, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in an enigma.

IT WAS A DREAM

WITHIN A DREAM

WITHIN A DREAM

WITHIN A DREAM

WITHIN A TOP!

And that is how these things go.

Except most of my Forced Memes don't catch on.

I'm still trying to get people to say, "Will X go back to normal if we...kill Y?"

Try being funnier.

That won't work, memes aren't funny.

Perhaps that attitude is what makes you fail.

Neo Bahamut wrote:

That won't work, memes aren't funny.

What? No.

(Only funny if you really live in Australia...)

Three of the worst examples, but humor is relative I guess.

Thank you for proving my point.

Wrong. Both of you.

Stop making us suffer with your shitty sense of humor Loki.

Stop making me suffer with your annoying-ass posts.

Don't make stop this topic & whoop all of y'all's asses.

Come at me.