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Neo Bahamut
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PostSubject: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyTue May 24, 2016 10:34 pm

https://www.thrillist.com/drink/nation/what-is-a-dive-bar-anyway

Calling taverns "dive bars" is apparently the next social injustice crisis. Because it's offensive to dive bars.

I couldn't make up something this ridiculous if I tried.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyTue May 24, 2016 11:52 pm

Could it be satire?

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Is there a condom machine in the restroom?
Might be a dive.

...No.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyTue May 24, 2016 11:59 pm

It didn't feel like it, especially when it launched into the incredibly boring history lesson that I didn't read, because it's about the fucking origin of a term used for shitty bars.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyWed May 25, 2016 12:35 am

I'd say all bars are shitty, but that's not entirely true. Just the one's located in accessible areas like on a main street.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyWed May 25, 2016 11:46 pm

Almost every bar is great as long as you know when and when not to go there.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyThu May 26, 2016 12:15 am

Like sports bars.

No time is a good time to go.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyThu May 26, 2016 3:18 am

No, you just need to be already too drunk to care.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyThu May 26, 2016 3:39 am

Bad time to be a depressive drunk.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyMon Jul 11, 2016 1:42 am

http://christianlind.com/is-star-wars-the-force-awakens-an-allegory-of-gamergate/

This is hilarious.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/william-martin/by-feminism-do-you-mean-egalitarianism_b_5630165.html

Then I searched "egalitarian feminism" because I was pretty sure he just made that term up, & I found this confused bit of concern trolling.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyWed Jul 13, 2016 9:54 am

Okay, you told me to head over here to see what you had posted about The Force Awakens. I thought it was going to be awful, not completely crazy. I think that was more than worth it.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyWed Jul 13, 2016 10:02 am

My personal favorite part is that the metaphor doesn't even make sense internally. How can The Escapist be Finn if "The Game Journos" are Kylo Ren? Last I checked, Finn was not a part of Kylo Ren.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptySat Jul 16, 2016 8:48 am

That sounds like the making of a very strange fan-fiction where they use the Dragon Ball Z-inspired Fusion attack to make Finnlo or something. Why do I have this awful nagging feeling that now that I've said that, someone is going to write a fan-fic like that?
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyTue Jul 19, 2016 7:54 am

What is this thread for?
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyTue Jul 19, 2016 4:24 pm

Astarte wrote:
What is this thread for?
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyTue Jul 19, 2016 6:41 pm

It is for articles which are awful, as the name states.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 9:56 am

I figured that it was supposed to be the antithesis of the Interesting Articles thread.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyWed Jul 20, 2016 11:58 am

Sort of. An awful article can be "interesting" in a "so bad it's good" sort of way, but my intent with Interesting Articles is that they would be thought-provoking. However, I was finding it bogged down with a lot of posts where people were basically going "look how stupid this is" or posting things to refute them. So I made this in an effort to siphon some of that off.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyThu Jul 21, 2016 12:50 am

Enjoy Your Transgender Bathrooms, We Just Lost America.

>Being this reactionary
>Being this moralistic

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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyThu Jul 21, 2016 3:45 am

I spent the whole time thinking about the irony of how letting an American flag touch the ground, as in that picture, is considered disrespectful, then quit halfway through out of boredom.

The reason why "they" give trophies for "EIGHTH FREAKING PLACE!" is because research has shown that children develop emotional regulation abilities better if they get a consolation prize. Really, does nobody think that MAYBE there's a reason why people who devote their careers to learning how to teach children do the things they do?
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyThu Jul 21, 2016 3:52 am

No, because children should storm beaches and defend freedom like they used to before needing a safe space because of harsh words.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyThu Jul 21, 2016 5:26 am

What Harley said sounds funny, I've changed my mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyThu Jul 21, 2016 1:33 pm

That was quick.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyFri Sep 23, 2016 4:24 am

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/darwin-on-the-right/

Scientific American decided to try to explain why conservative Christians should embrace evolution. I appreciate the concept, but "evolution fits your political-religious values" is a terrible argument with terrible implications. This thing strongly implies that evolution is a justification for conservative Christian ideas of morality, free market, & family structure, & that's just no, no, no, a thousand times, no.

Also, does it occur to them that the implication of this argument is that if you oppose these politics, you should reject evolutionary theory?

It's just perpetuating the problem with Creationism, namely deciding what is legitimate science based not on weight of evidence, but on whether or not it agrees with their religious & political agendas.
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PostSubject: Re: Awful Articles   Awful Articles EmptyFri Sep 23, 2016 4:46 am

That would mean Marxists and Egoists should reject evolutionary theory and that makes no damn sense.
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