Neo's Memorable Quotes

Tsukuyomi wrote:

This makes me think of TheBleachDoctor. Especially that part about the smoke machine.

TBD was pretty cool, but the lasting memory of him/her that stays in my mind was when he/she scared off all the newbies by getting into that huge flame war over cussing with Ent.

I don't remember him.

First half of the first page of this topic.

I lost the quote thread, so I'm just going to jam this here:

[9:02:09 AM] Advent Snail: Remember the Tailed Beasts in Naruto?
[9:02:16 AM] Harley Thomas: No.
[9:02:34 AM] Advent Snail: Big Kaiju fuckers who could destroy a village by casually skipping through it?
[9:03:00 AM] Harley Thomas: Plot point that was abandoned years ago in favor of DARKNESS!
[9:03:37 AM] Advent Snail: Well, not quite, it actually came back a long time ago in the form of a 10 Tailed Beast.
[9:03:43 AM] Advent Snail: Made from all of the others.
[9:03:51 AM] Advent Snail: And then Naruto made friends with all of the Tailed Beasts.
[9:03:56 AM] Advent Snail: And Obito became the Ten Tails.
[9:04:02 AM] Harley Thomas: With all our powers combined we become...
[9:04:06 AM] Advent Snail: And there was some giant tree that was the source of everything.
[9:04:16 AM] Advent Snail: And now the Big Bad is tanking attacks from all of them.
[9:04:18 AM] Advent Snail: With his abs.
[9:04:43 AM] Harley Thomas: And this is how another billion laser sharks were jumped.
[9:05:03 AM] Advent Snail: Man, I read the chapters, & I still don't understand what I just told you.

It now occurs to me that I've watched so much animu that I've forgotten that silver hair is just old people hair.
[8:11:28 AM] Advent Snail: Fatigued. Leaving shortly.
[8:12:34 AM] Astarte: Shitlord.
[8:12:37 AM] Astarte: And that's funny.
[8:13:31 AM] Advent Snail: Wasn't Sokka ever like, "Fuck, the Princess is way too old for me!"?
[8:13:53 AM] Astarte: Why would he?
[8:13:59 AM] Advent Snail: White. Hair.
[8:14:13 AM] Astarte: You're dumb.
[8:14:22 AM] Advent Snail: It's old people hair!
[8:14:45 AM] Advent Snail: Also, it is hard as fuck to come up with original descriptions for minor Avatarverse characters. Fucking everyone has either black or brown hair.
[8:14:50 AM] Astarte: Also, there IS platinum blond hair.
[8:15:24 AM] Advent Snail: The only people I've ever seen with white hair either obviously dyed it or are old.
[8:15:50 AM] Astarte: Well, you don't live in the Avatarverse either.
[8:15:58 AM] Advent Snail: And?
[8:16:25 AM] Astarte: What is normal for you is not normal for Sokka.
[8:16:37 AM] Advent Snail: Because he's a grave robber
[8:16:59 AM] Advent Snail: Granny chaser.
[8:17:02 AM] Advent Snail: Geriatric counselor.
[8:17:10 AM] Astarte: Mortician.
[8:17:12 AM] Advent Snail: Reverse cougar.
[8:17:32 AM] Advent Snail: Age Before Beauty.
[8:17:49 AM] Advent Snail: Elderly Enthusiast.
[8:18:20 AM] Advent Snail: Near-death diddler.
[8:18:21 AM] Astarte: Water Tribe Stallion.
[8:19:15 AM] Advent Snail: Old person fucker.
[8:20:24 AM] Astarte: Powdered milk enthusiast.
[8:20:31 AM] Advent Snail: Ew.
[8:20:36 AM] Advent Snail: Wrinkle wrangler.
[8:20:59 AM] Astarte: Nurse.
[8:21:08 AM] Advent Snail: Aroma does not fuck old people.
[8:21:22 AM] Astarte: Suuuure.

22:13 *** Lithp joined #houserulegaming
The power of moth surges through my veins
Topic set by MadScarlet!Mibbit@Rizon-ADFF60AD.hsd1.wa.comcast.net on Mon Aug 10 2015 01:38:44 GMT-0400 (Eastern Standard Time)
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22:23 Lithp AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
22:24 Lithp I just pictured moths flying through my veins, bumping around on the walls, & shooting out of my skin to race toward the lights.
22:25 QueenofHearts That sounds poetic
22:25 Hades- points a flashlight at Lithp's crotch
22:25 QueenofHearts Like the creatures of the night beat through your heart
22:25 QueenofHearts <3
22:27 Vene Lithp, I'm sure that's perfectly healthy and normal and not at all indicitive of a mental health issue
22:29 QueenofHearts Oh I bet he has syphilis
22:29 Vene That has been known to cause brain damage
22:30 Vene But, generally, it's contracted through sex. And this is Lithp
22:31 QueenofHearts Oh, but LIthp caught the mental illness from ladies of the night
22:31 QueenofHearts how romanitic that because the ladies of the night, lithp is now haunted by creatures of the night.
22:32 Vene It does have a certain poetic quality
22:33 Lithp I couldn't afford to hire a prostitute, for one.
22:33 Lithp For another, I'm not the one who came up with this horror, blame MadScarlet.
22:34 Lithp Also, if I ever run into a teenager going through the bad gothic poetry phase, I will suggest the line "like creatures of the night beating through my heart."