Lady Hina Marie Hitsugaya

I don't think she's noticed.

She hasn't even acknowledged I exist yet. Maybe she can't see the bad in things. Which has made me completely invisible.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You've got good traits. Such as...

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Give me a minute.

If you need a story written where the the plot is a guy fucking a sandwich, MD is your man.

That sounds more your speed.

I'm all about you and your sandy vagina.

Blasphemy

Indeed. I AM God, you know.

HarleyThomas wrote:

If you need a story written where the the plot is a guy fucking a sandwich, MD is your man.

Two years, and he still remembers. I don't guess anyone still has the chat log of that, do they?

Hey, guys. What has two thumbs and is now in possession of a log of said chat? THIS GUUUUUY!

It's not as funny as I remember, but here.

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[10:57:30 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: The sandwich.
[10:57:37 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: It requires peanut butter.
[10:57:39 PM] Kaleb>> Just Because I'm Paranoid Doesn't Mean They're Not After Me: OH HELL!
[10:57:39 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: And jely.
[10:57:43 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Jelly also.
[10:57:46 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: And bread.
[10:57:55 PM] Lady Eliac: Riterite!
[10:57:57 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: ...... I'm having a hard time getting into my stride.
[10:58:02 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): Get to the story, bitch!
[10:58:21 PM] √˝„ ¡ÂÒÒÂÎËÌ„ - *red+u Your local whore since '94.: lettuce.
[10:58:23 PM] √˝„ ¡ÂÒÒÂÎËÌ„ - *red+u Your local whore since '94.: LETTUCE.
[10:58:23 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: It's not working for me. My MAJORAMBLE is not coming to my rescue.
[10:58:28 PM] Lady Eliac: Gasp--looks like MD's having trouble getting the loaf off the shelf, if you catch me.
[10:58:29 PM] x___W i t c h: goddamn.
[10:58:37 PM] √˝„ ¡ÂÒÒÂÎËÌ„ - *red+u Your local whore since '94.: anywho
[10:58:40 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): BURNETH!
[10:58:40 PM] √˝„ ¡ÂÒÒÂÎËÌ„ - *red+u Your local whore since '94.: i must leave now.
[10:58:40 PM] Lady Eliac: *Cackles again*
[10:58:46 PM] √˝„ ¡ÂÒÒÂÎËÌ„ - *red+u Your local whore since '94.: i'm in the mood for a sandwich.
[10:58:48 PM] √˝„ ¡ÂÒÒÂÎËÌ„ - *red+u Your local whore since '94.: later.
[10:58:50 PM] Lady Eliac: Heh.
[10:58:53 PM] Lady Eliac: Bye Greg!
[10:58:55 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Oh, I got the loaf off the shelf.
[10:59:03 PM] Lady Eliac: XD
[10:59:03 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: And I made a sandwich out of it.
[10:59:10 PM] Rose: I have to go.
[10:59:13 PM] Lady Eliac: BYe!
[10:59:14 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: It looked so good, lying there on a napkin....
[10:59:16 PM] Rose: Goodbye all.
[10:59:24 PM] √˝„ ¡ÂÒÒÂÎËÌ„ - *red+u Your local whore since '94. has left the conversation.
[10:59:30 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: The thoughts that entered my head were so wrong.
[10:59:36 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: But they felt so right.
[10:59:45 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I tried to control myself.
[10:59:48 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I really did.
[11:00:03 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): Then you came.
[11:00:06 PM] Lady Eliac: (8)I kissed the bread and I liked i-it! Taste of that cherry jel-ly!(8)
[11:00:16 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I tried to think of the most beautiful woman in the world.
[11:00:17 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): That sucked.
[11:00:19 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): I'm sorry.
[11:00:20 PM] x___W i t c h: IT'S NOT CHERRY DUMBASS
[11:00:23 PM] Lady Eliac: XD
[11:00:24 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): But it did.
[11:00:29 PM] Kevin: ...you made a sandwich
[11:00:30 PM] Rose has left the conversation.
[11:00:31 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: But all I could think of was the sandwich.
[11:00:35 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: In a bikini.
[11:00:42 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: And better, without the bikini.
[11:00:46 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Oh God.
[11:00:50 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Oh God.
[11:00:50 PM] Lady Eliac: *Gasp*
[11:01:02 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I couldn't hold it in any longer.
[11:01:08 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): (8)It was an itsy bitsy yellow polka dot bikini!(8)
[11:01:14 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I crawled up on the table.
[11:01:25 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Every step, I thought I shouldn't.
[11:01:32 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: But I couldn't help it.
[11:01:45 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I laid down next to it, unbuttoning my pants.
[11:01:58 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I was so hard.
[11:02:03 PM] Kevin: What the fuck is this
[11:02:08 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): Shut up.
[11:02:16 PM] Lady Eliac: Oh dear, Harley likes the sandwiches.
[11:02:16 PM] x___W i t c h: Yes. Shut up.
[11:02:20 PM] Lady Eliac: It won't be just one guy anymore.
[11:02:22 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I stroked the sandwich lovingly, tenderly.
[11:02:23 PM] Lady Eliac: IT'LL BE A NATION!
[11:02:28 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): I do, Elly.
[11:02:29 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): I do.
[11:02:45 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I licked a little of the jelly that was oozing out.
[11:02:50 PM] x___W i t c h: All my friends are calling you Sergeant Majoy now
[11:02:51 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: It was so sexy.
[11:03:02 PM] x___W i t c h: Because I made the mistake of typo-ing your username.
[11:03:06 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I slid my pants onn.
[11:03:10 PM] Lady Eliac: ...
[11:03:11 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Off, that is.
[11:03:12 PM] Lady Eliac: Wow.
[11:03:18 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): There ya go.
[11:03:18 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: >_>
[11:03:29 PM] x___W i t c h: rawfl.
[11:03:35 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I kissed the sadwich passionately.
[11:03:39 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Sandwich.
[11:03:49 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I'm so aroused just by the thought I'm making typos.
[11:03:51 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): Proof-read, bitch!
[11:04:08 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I took off my underwear, breathing heavily.
[11:04:09 PM] x___W i t c h: It's SO hard to type one-handed.
[11:04:18 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I couldn't stand it any longer.
[11:04:23 PM] x___W i t c h: What underwear?
[11:04:27 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): =D
[11:04:42 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I jammed my cock in between the peanut butter and the jelly, in my haste forgetting to don a condom.
[11:04:46 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: It felt so good.
[11:04:53 PM] Kaleb>> Just Because I'm Paranoid Doesn't Mean They're Not After Me: xD
[11:04:56 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: The stickiness of the peanut butter.
[11:04:56 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): It felt so right.
[11:05:08 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: The cool, slipperinessof the jelly.
[11:05:14 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Oh God.
[11:05:24 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I kept rocking back and forth.
[11:05:43 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I moaned in extacy as I ejacluated.
[11:05:54 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: My hips bukcing against the table.
[11:06:05 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I was sweating now.
[11:06:17 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Oh, this must be whatHeaven is like.
[11:06:22 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): It's s hot he didn't bother correcting his two spelling errors.
[11:06:30 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): so*
[11:06:40 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I'd had sex with beautiful women before, but they were nothing compared to this.
[11:06:53 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): Lies.
[11:07:01 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I hadno more to give. I pulled out my cock.
[11:07:11 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I was no longer hard.
[11:07:18 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I had to wait a while before going back in.
[11:07:27 PM] Lady Eliac: Md, my bf is turned on by this.
[11:07:28 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I lay there, cuddling the sandwich.
[11:07:34 PM] Kevin: ...that's so creepy
[11:07:46 PM] x___W i t c h: SHUSH FOO
[11:07:50 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): This version is better than the first.
[11:07:51 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I no longer thought about how wrong it was.
[11:07:59 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I just thought about how good it felt.
[11:08:08 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: And damn, it felt good.
[11:08:12 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I was hard again.
[11:08:16 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I went in a second time.
[11:08:33 PM] Kaleb>> Just Because I'm Paranoid Doesn't Mean They're Not After Me: Eliacs bf obviously gets turned on by ANYTHING.
[11:08:36 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: This time the sandwich had taken some of my body heat, and it was very warm inside the sandwich.
[11:08:37 PM] Lady Eliac: ...
[11:08:40 PM] Addmyster: it's true
[11:08:41 PM] Lady Eliac: Excuse me?
[11:08:53 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): Did you fart?
[11:08:55 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Hey, save your catfight, I'm telling a story.
[11:08:57 PM] Lady Eliac: I'm rather lovely when I'm naked, I'll have you know
[11:08:59 PM] Kaleb>> Just Because I'm Paranoid Doesn't Mean They're Not After Me: I bet she did.
[11:09:06 PM] Kaleb>> Just Because I'm Paranoid Doesn't Mean They're Not After Me: I bet you are.
[11:09:08 PM] Addmyster: o.o
[11:09:10 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): Pics or it didn't happen.
[11:09:11 PM] Kaleb>> Just Because I'm Paranoid Doesn't Mean They're Not After Me: If you are into beastiality.
[11:09:15 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: The jelly oozed onto my cock.
[11:09:23 PM] Kevin: Pics or it didn't happen
[11:09:26 PM] Lady Eliac: What the hell have I ever done to you?!
[11:09:33 PM] x___W i t c h: pics or I don't give a damn anyways
[11:09:35 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: The peanut butter felt so good. It was crunchy peanut butter.
[11:09:36 PM] x___W i t c h: So nevermind
[11:09:37 PM] Lady Eliac: -Sigh-nevermind.
[11:09:39 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: ......
[11:09:39 PM] Lady Eliac: Please continue MD
[11:09:41 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Guys.
[11:09:57 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: DMX, shaddup.
[11:10:00 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): Shut up.
[11:10:01 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: You too, Harley.
[11:10:06 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): nou2
[11:10:17 PM] Lady Eliac: Shush! I want to hear about the sandwich!
[11:10:21 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: The crunchypeanut butter.... youcan't imagine how good it felt.
[11:10:25 PM] Kaleb>> Just Because I'm Paranoid Doesn't Mean They're Not After Me: Yeah, go on MD.
[11:10:26 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): Who doesn't?
[11:10:33 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I blew my load again.
[11:10:45 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: I kept spewing more out.
[11:11:10 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: Finally, when I'd hit the end of my current ability and was about to pull it out, Rose walked in.
[11:11:20 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: She saw me with my cock in the sandwich.
[11:11:33 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: She got a look on her face that's hard to describe.
[11:11:36 PM] Lady Eliac: ...
[11:11:41 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: She walked slowly toward us.
[11:11:42 PM] Lady Eliac: Rose lives in a different state you moron.
[11:11:48 PM] (ci) Harley (ci): Rose isn't here, buds
[11:11:52 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: She finally found words.
[11:11:52 PM] Kaleb>> Just Because I'm Paranoid Doesn't Mean They're Not After Me: Shush.
[11:12:05 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: She said "Can I have half of that?"
[11:12:08 PM] Major Disaster - The truth is just a lie that really happened.: THE END

I haven't nostalgia'd this hard in forever.

TL;DR.

FU;SOB

Sorry guys, that I have not been on much, like I thought I would, I am going to college so I have a lot of homework I have to do

You wouldn't happen to be from some forign country, would you?

Who me? *points to self* No I'm from the USA

To Harley, that's a foreign country.

She left and probably isn't coming back.

A real shame to.

Who said I had gone any where??? Just because I have not been on, don't mean I have left the site. I've just been doing stuff.. the internet is not my only life. I have a life to live and I have to go to college. OBTW Harley were do u live at??

Canada.

that is like right about the US; XD

Yeah...

X_X

Implying Canada is a real country.

Implying you're not firmly mounted on Neon's dick.