RP Topic I Have No Clever Name For

"If by help you mean ask him to avoid your face, then probably not." Mortal said, "You could always say sorry, I hear humans are big into forgiving people when they say sorry."

"Why are you guys even with him?" Kyoujin asked, seeming puzzled, "You both seem strong... why would you Arrancar not kill him now?"

Mortal shrugged, "I've no reason to." She said, "What more reason than that do I need?"

"Yeah, I'm sure Aamon cares about regret. We teamed up to kill Barragan & Yamamoto & then fist bumped over their deaths. It was glorious.."
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OOC: Her FullBring is her body, not houses.

*Euryale closes the door.*

L"My midsection is fine, now please let go of me."

OOC: I was talking about the vaguely homoerotic hugging... I need to take off my yuri goggles.

Noct lets out another yawn, "Well... these past two days have been interesting."

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"I don't know about glorious, but I got to eat a blind Captain, so there's that." Mortal said.

OOC: Vaguely? I must be losing my touch.

"But you're warm..."

*She reluctantly lets go.*

"I suppose we'll be sharing a room, so I guess there'll be more opportunities for cuddling."

"Lucky you. My lunch tasted like chalk that's been left out in the sun for months."
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OOC: She still can't just teleport in. She's also probably masturbating in anger.

*Lilith pulls out her Zanpakuto, holding the pointy end towards Taiyo.*

L"You are to stay at least this far from me at all times. Pass that point at your own peril."

*She takes a step back*

"But since there's no Arrararara how are supposed to bond? I bet the breaking & entering lady wouldn't mind cuddles."

Noct looks at what is going on a bit disinterestedly.

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"That's what you get for eating nothing but bones, my meal was warm, and tasty." Mortal said, reminiscing.

Kite: <So what DO we do?>

"I don't think he's followed me..." Kyoujin spoke as her ressureccion disappeared, "Anyway, what's the plan for this place now that it's been blown half to hell?"

"Who cares about this place? It's a hole. I, for one, am looking forward to invading the living world."
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???<You could start by not standing around in the open like a bunch of fools.>

*Noah looks around as a black cat sits down next to him.*
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E"Does anyone want anything to drink?"

*Lilith raises her hand.*

E"Anyone who's not an alcoholic?"

"That sounds nice."

Kira looked at the cat and took a half step back, "What? A talking cat?"
His fingers danced at the hilt of his zanpakuto as he wondered if it was something of Aamon's.

<Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that.>

"Why is that cat talking?"

<Most people who talk to others do so because they want to convey some kind of message.>

"That...thanks. That really helps a lot."
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E"What do you WANT to drink?

"The blood of the inncocent, duh."

"Orange juice?"

"What are you?" Kira frowned, still keeping his fingers on the hilt of his Zanpakuto.

Kite: <Talking cat. Awesooome.>

*Kite just kinda of stares at the cat.*

Noct looks over and says, "No, I'm fine, thanks."

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"The world of the living is a fucking dump too."

"That may be, but it has stuff. You remember that TV I had in Hueco Mundo? Oh, no, you don't, because it was nothing but FUCKING SAND. Well, what about that ice cream bar I made Aamon install? Oh, right, he mad it out of SAND. Oh well, at least I had a nifty collection of goddamn HOURGLASSES. I hear it's less of a sausage fest, as well."
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<Let me answer your question in the form of not an answer to that question at all: If you want to find the surviving Captains, follow me.>

*The cat turns & starts walking to Sokyoku Hill.*
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E"Okay."

*Euryale goes into the kitchen & comes back with 2 glasses of orange juice, one of which she hands to Taiyo. The room consists of a small couch, a sofa, a TV situated more-or-less in front of them, & a table between those items.*

E"And be sure to use a coaster. Lilith, you can have something whenever you ask for something I actually have."

*She plops down next to Noctis, sliding a coaster towards her & setting her drink on it.*

L"Umm...where am I supposed to sit?"

E"Good question. I've never had this many people over."

"Thank you."

*She sits by the table drink in hand.*

"Maybe the breaking & entering lady will let you sit on her lap."

"This could very well be a trap" Kira looked at the cat, then to Noah, "This could well be something of Aamon's, trying to lure us to our deaths."

But then... why wouldn't that Quincy bastard come up with something a little more... convincing? Kira thought to himself, looking back over to the cat, This could be a trap, but if we don't follow it the remaining captains might never be found.

Mortal couldn't help but laugh, "You have a point there I guess, and the world of the living has a nice warm sun... still, everything there is assbackwards, I mean, who speaks Japanese, let alone uses it for signs and shit?" Mortal said, "And why would you want it to be less of a sausage fest, by which I mean you're into penis, or rather, you're into penises being in you."

"Why would Aamon set a trap for us if we're already in his territory, surrounded by his forces?"

<Stop dawdling!>
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L"That is what I am most afraid of."

E"So...what do you guys want to do?"
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"If that were true, I'd have propositioned you, like that loser who died. Also, we aren't speaking Japanese now? I can never remember how this works."

"Go swimming?"