That Exit Called Paradise (RP Topic)

Here is where the roleplaying will go. Your characters roam around Santa Destroy, accepting missions from K-Entertainment and part-time jobs from the Job Center. Explore the city, go dumpster diving, kill people who tick you off... fuck, just do whatever the hell you want.

*Ella is sitting down in her treehouse, staring at Mr.Fluffles, the pink teddy bear, who is sitting across the space. A tea set is spread between them. She pours some tea into a cup and puts it down next to Mr.Fluffles.*

Ella: <Tea, Mr.Fluffles?>

*Tommy kicks against the tree that Ella's in.*

Tommy: <Hey, is the little bitch who's ranked 26th here? The plot demanded I come here!>

*So Nero was just chillin' on a rooftop, enjoying the scenery over his hot cup of morning coffee. Yup. Just chillin', nothing would happen today. Nothing at all.*

*She widens her eyes and walks up to the window, leaning out and staring down at Tommy.*

Ella: <I'm sorry, mister, who are you and what are you doing here?>

Tommy: <The name's Tommy Touchback. I'm here to kick your ass!>

*He laughs a bit and gives a thumbs up.*

*She lands behind him looking mighty mad.*

Ella: <What do you mean, mister?>

*Tommy takes out his beam katana and activates it with a resounding "BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"*

Tommy: <I wanna see what the competition is like. Rank 49's pretty lonely, and if you're the chick at Rank 26, well... I'm gonna just have to see what it's like closer to the top!>

Ella: <I don't understand a word you're saying. But I like your shiny thingy. Can I have it?>

*She stares up at him with really cute eyes.*

Tommy: <Hell no! This is my pride and joy!>

*He points it at Ella.*

Tommy: <C'mon, let's scrap!>

Ella: <No. That's a shiny thingy. Seriously. And what are you talking about?>

*She seems somewhat annoyed, but confused.*

Tommy: <We're both assassins. And I wanna see who's best. So let's fight!>

*Tired of waiting, he leaps towards Ella and slashes.*

*She hops aside, shrieking, and glares at him so angrily it makes his bones crack. Figuratively speaking.*

Ella: <What are you doing!? And what did you just call me?!>

*Tommy sighs and resumes his attack, remaining perfectly calm.*

Tommy: <Your creator gave you a rank when they came up with your fucked up loli-meets-axe-killer concept, right? So that means you're an assassin!>

Ella: <That's it! How dare you call a beautiful delicate lady like me an assassin?! You're going down, mister!>

*She screams and it echoes around in the large deserted crater they're in. She ducks to dodge the attack and punches at its balls with enough strength to tear a mountain in two.*

*Tommy barely manages to dodge the attack, but is able to do so thanks to a quick time prompt that he came up with on the fly ala Resident Evil 4/5.*

Tommy: <Damn, that was close!>

*He takes out his pistols and starts to fire wildly at Ella.*

*She digs her fingers in some little craws in the ground and pulls out a piece of it about the size of a car, using it to block the projectiles before hurling it at full speed towards Tommy.*

Ella: <Say you're sorry!>

*Tommy shoots through the piece enough that it makes a hole for him to slide through safely.*

Tommy: <Nope. It's the truth.>

*He begins firing again.*

Ella: <You're a bad, bad man!>

*She leaps high up in the air and lands behind Tommy, landing with such strength that the ground beneath them sinks in, creating a small crater. She quickly punches at Tommy.*

Tommy: <Holy shit, you can jump.>

*Tommy blocks with one of his pistols his finger on the trigger.*

Tommy: <Might wanna keep an eye on that bear of yours, though.>

*Mr. Fluffles is suspended in midair thanks to Tommy's telekinesis, and appears to be pulling apart.*

*She grabs his gun arm and pulls it, displacing his shoulder with a 'click'.*

Ella: <I can do that too!>

*Tommy's concentration is lost, and Mr. Fluffles drops to the ground.*

Tommy: <FUCK! THAT HURTS!>

*He manages to use his good shoulder to bring his other gun around and point it at Ella's head.*

Tommy: <You lose...>

Ella: <Do I?!>

*She hits him in the belly with her palm, projecting him backwards at high speed. She then runs after him at equal speed, leaving small holes in the ground as her footsteps.*

Ella: <Never hurt Mr.Fluffles again!!!!>

*Panicking, Tommy begins firing towards Ella as he flies backwards.*

Tommy: <Shit, shit, shit...!>

*She is forced to turn left to dodge the bullets, speeding up and circling around behind Tommy, waiting for him to reach her. As he is flying into her, she hops upward and kicks him in the back towards the floor. He digs another small crater in the ground and fractures a few ribs.*