Digital Mayhem

"She was sitting on a bench. Then those flowery things attacked a little while after. It was later that night when she was... Well, I don't know, but anywho..."

*She latches on to Euryale staring up at her. Meanwhile BlackGarurumon scratching behind his ear and seems to be enjoying it.*

"Maybe you like Hitomi."

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*The downed Airdramon shrieks and explodes into data. The remaining Airdramon sends two more blades of air at Quetzalmon.*

"Why, yes. I love the autistic antisocial types with irritating, judgmental dog-monsters who don't know how to keep their opinions to themselves."
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<Fuck yoooooou!>

*He absorbs the Airdramon's data, flies under the blades, & uppercuts with his tail, sending a stream of ice spikes at Airdramon.*

*Aquilamon rams Airdramon again.*

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*They absorb the data.*

"You could have just said no."

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*Hitomi clings to Tae, Salamon calling someone stupid. Airdramon shrieks and begins to fall snapping its jaws at Aquilamon.*

E"I thought that emphasis was important."
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*Quetzalmon performs a diving man-check on it.*

"O...kay? So, what did you two talk about yesterday?"

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*The Airdramon just lays on the ground twitching and overall not doing much.*

*Aquilamon fires laser rings at it.*

<Why isn't there a way to force it to de-Digivolve? That always happens to us at the most inopportune moments.>
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"Oh...nothing much."

"From what I understand it was about wether or not you like me that way."

*She attempts to get as close to Euryale's face as she can with the height difference and Euryale's breasts sticking out like three feet.*

"I told you how I feel, but you never said anything."

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*The Airdramon explodes into data. Salamon wiggles out from between Hitomi and Tae's back propering herself up on the latter's shoulders.*

Salamon:<Everything we've fought probably digivolved naturally. It might be possible to make a Digimon that digivolved naturally revert back to a weaker form, but I really don't know.>

*She wraps her arms around Taiyo.*

"I'm not very good with words."

<You're not gonna start fondling each other, are you?>
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<Oh well. The point is, we need to find out where these Digimon are coming from. But we can only interrogate Rookie digimon who we turn good. The same ones who are unlikely to know anything. And we don't have a Digimon Radar, let alone one that tells us the level of the Digimon we're facing.>

*He hovers over Aquilamon & de-Digivolves, landing on its back.*

<I know it's been said before, but Zarek is kind of useless.>

Aquilamon: <Quoted for truth. I dare say that fat Digimon who gave us food at the snowy village helped us a lot more than he did.>

Tae: <That reminds me of my snowman. Aw, poor snowman.>

Aquilamon: <It reminds me of that awful night at the creepy cave. Where to next?>

Tae: <We either meet back with Euryale and Taiyo and probably fly in on them touching each other or go find evil Digimon on our own. Unless Betamon wants us to drop him off at Euryale's first.>

Aquilamon: <We should watch more TV. It could help us find evil Digimon.>

Tae: <We need local attacks, not crap about Tokyo or Moscow or New York.>

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Allina: <I hate New York!>

"Actions speak louder than words."

[That worked for me last night, right?]

*Taiyo looks towards BlackAgumon with a coy smile on her face.*

"Well... That does sound pretty tempting, but imagine what the neighbors will think when they see the Amazon Goddess from next door making love to little ol' me on the frontstep while a small dinosaur does dinosaurs things and a big wolf scratches behind his ear, enjoying it a little too much?"

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Salamon:<You seem eager to want to return to Euryale's.>

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*New York demonstrates its hatred for Allina in the form of a football-sized rat scurrying over her feet.*

Tae: <I just don't feel well leaving Tsune back there the way she is.>

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*Allina stares at it blankly.*

A<Don't flatter yourself, honey.>
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B<Nah, I'm good. If I were you, I wouldn't get near Tsune right now.>

"Well it might have been a bit of a stretch since you don't really do dinosaur things."

*BlackGarurumon having finished scratching himself sits looking fairly relaxed.*

BlackGarurumon:<So are we going anywhere?>

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Salamon:<You must be very disappointed.>

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*It stares back. It would be adorable if it weren't the size of a football. After some chittery noises it scurries off. Really it's more of a waddle than a scurry.*

Aquilamon: <(Bitchyyy.)>

Tae: <Okay then, let's go and find evil Digimon to bomb.>

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Allina: <Aww. Local fauna.>

Razz: <That's not funny.>

B<Who? About what?>
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A<Oh, I'll show you dinosaur things!>

*He advances on her, growling.*

Aquilamon: <Do you really need to ask?>

*Aquilamon glances at Salamon.*

*Taiyo growls back. To any onlookers it probably looks like a girl is trying to intimidate a dinosaur who's trying to steal Euryale.*

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*Salamon ignores them while Hitomi takes her off of Tae's shoulder. A news helicoptor passes them heading towards some street where three dinosaurs are stomping around.*

E"He'll bite."
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B<Yes. She's not making any sense.>

"So will I."

E"He has sharper teeth."

"I'll kick him."

"And six inch claws."

"Wolfy will eat his head."

BlackGarurumon:<No I won't.>

"Everyone's against me."