Digital Mayhem

<What is it?>
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E"Fine, you go find another Digimon & interrogate it, then!"

*She storms off, slamming the door.*

T"That's a closet."

E"I don't care!"
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<What could possibly be so important?>
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<We've been over this. You can't be Cheetohs because Cheetohs is a kitty & you're a puppy.>

Tae: <...My family.>

*BlackGabumon sits down, letting out an exasperated sigh.*

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Salamon:<What do you want from me? It's not like I can control when I digivolve or degenerate.>

<Did you eat her?>

*Her eyes start to water.*
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<Oh, very well, then.>
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*Tsune grabs a chair & props it up under the door handle.*

T"So. Big G. How was your day?"

Tae: <Thank you.>

*He smiles awkwardly, doing his best not to look scared. Hawkmon ends up rolling out of the room and into Salamon.*

BlackGabumon:<It's not in my top... Big. G?>

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*Seeing as Hitomi is holding Salamon, she's the one who gets rolled into and looks blankly at Hawkmon.*

"What... What are you doing?"

Salamon:<What? No!>

[Why am I arguing with her? Why are children dumb?]

Hawkmon: <Boredom. Getting to me. I hate this city and its people, I wanna go back to the Digital World. Or Tae's house. Either is fine.>

<Don't lie! That's what doggies do to kiddies!>

*She runs up the stairs, crying. Euryale's mom glares at Medusa, who holds up her hands from the couch she's sitting on.*

M<I swear, I did not tell her that.>

H<Get your feet off of the table!>
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T"I'm thinking we should get some tranquilizers from a local hunter & inject, in order; Hawkmon, Taiyo, Hitomi, Taegan, & Euryale."

BlackGabumon:<What?>

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*Hitomi resumes to stare blankly at Hawkmon.*

"Okay?"

*Taiyo takes her shoes off and goes into whatever room Euryale's mom is in.*

Taiyo:<Ummm, Mrs. Rakashashasha, would you mind if I used your shower?>

[One day I will learn to pronounce their last name.]

<...Rak-sha-shi. If you must.>
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"They seriously need to calm down."

*BlackGabumon proceeds to stare at her like he has no idea what she's going on about or why.*

BlackGabumon:<What?>

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Taiyo:<Thank you, thank you, thank you, Mrs. Rak-sha-shi. Would... Would you mind if I hugged you?>

"Are you deaf?"

*Euryale starts banging on the closet door.*
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<Yes. Don't.>

BlackGabumon:<I'm not sure what you're going on about or why. Also did you really have to barricade the closet door?>

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*Taiyo looks a little disappointed. After some more "Thank you"'s, Taiyo goes upstairs staring at the doors.*

[I should have asked which door it was...]

T"I thought it was funny."

BlackGabumon:<I don't think she does.>

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[I'm not going to enjoy this.]

*Taiyo goes into Euryale's room.*

Taiyo:<Euryale, which door is the bath... room?>

*She looks around at Tsune, Betamon, and BlackGabumon then the closet.*

[Hitomi, Sallymon, Hawky, and Tae are downstairs. BlackAgumon's nowhere to be found, so unless that's him in there...]

Taiyo:<What the hell is wrong with you?!>

*Pushing past Tsune, Taiyo pulls the chair out from under the door and swings it open.*

T"Ah! What the Hell was THAT for?!"

E"Who locked me in the closet?"

*BlackGabumon points at Tsune.*

*Grinning, she grabs Tsune by the arms as she tries to run away.*

E"What do you think I should do, Taiyo? Suffocate her with my boobs?"

T"You're weird! Let me go!"

*Taiyo stares at the two unsure of what to say.*

"Lock her in the closet?"

E"Aww, that's not as much fun."

T"Please don't rape me!"

"I just wanted to ask which door was the bathroom. I don't know what's going on."

E"It's right next my room. Help me discipline her."

T"Let go of me, you psychopath!"

"Your mom did say I could use your shower and Tsuney could probably use one, so... Group shower! We'll stop stinking up your house, and make her feel really uneasy all while conserving water."

[Maybe she'll come to terms with her sexuality as well. And we'll all never be allowed near this house again.]

E"Great idea!"

*She lifts Tsune by the stomach, taking her, kicking, screaming, & clawing at Euryale's fingers, towards the bathroom.*

T"Noooooo! Get away from me! I don't want to join you freaks!"

BlackGabumon:<I'll just sit here.>

*Taiyo follows the two into the bathroom closing the door behind them.*

"Oh, lighten up, Tsuney. It'll be a wonderful bonding experience."