Casting Call

I know, but while looking like Dragonflies, they are not, in fact, Dragonflies.

I'm just saying, that's where the "Flies only live for a day" thing comes from.

Yea, I won't lie, when you're younger and you hear that shit it gets you pissed when the same fly is being a mental terrorist in your room for a week. I kept thinking that the flies just kept having kids and that their sons were pissing me off.

At least it's not a horse fly.

Those things are big as shit.

And more violent than Tyler Durden.

And with less soap.

I wish all of you would only live for about a day.

But then you'd have no one to talk to.

And all would be right in the world.

But then who would argue with?

I don't want to live for only a day, that would suck.

For you, maybe.

Do you want to die in a day?

No, but we're not talking about me.

Oh, I see, so you're trying to say that me living for a day would only suck for me, but would be a good thing for you.

What have I done to piss you off so much that you want me dead?

I mean seriously, why u mad tho?

It's not just you, I said all of you.

There can be no favorites.

Okay then.