Cinematic Masterpieces

Have you ever seen Charlie St. Cloud?
It's a movie about Zac Effron having sex with a goose.

As I said before, everyone gets dumber the more they know about the movie.

Whiner. I had to see it.

Did someone have a gun to your head?

Even worse.

My friends got the stupid idea to watch a bad movie & I wasn't driving.

You have friends? Like, real friends? Not online friends?
And do something about your driver's license, dammit.

Shocking, isn't it?

So how then am I the fucking one who doesn't fit in?!

Because he doesn't have an active social life.

He went to the movies with a friend, and wasn't driving, which meant someone cared enough to pick him up in the first place.

I have a small number of friends.

Active social life that ain't.

Living in the middle of nowhere like a hermit probably doesn't help.

I don't like talking to people. That very nearly got me arrested once.

Ooo, do tell.

I'm implying that Ashley would have tried to get me arrested at some point.

Ah.

You don't need many friends for a healthy social life.

You don't need friends for a healthy life.

Have fun being alone then.

I am.

And I will continue to do so by dancing with myself.

Don't tell me that you're going to continue masturbating, you weirdo.

Word of God says the song Dancing With Myself is about someone dancing by themself because everyone was turned into zombies.

But the world isn't overrun with zombies.

I can pretend it is.

Why would you want to?