Cinematic Masterpieces

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:32 pm

Because I can?

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:48 pm

That isn't a good reason.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:49 pm

For you maybe.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:51 pm

"Because I can" is a cop out answer.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:53 pm

Too bad.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:55 pm

Okay then.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:46 am

Quote :: You don't need friends for a healthy life.

Wrong.. but y'know... whatever makes you feel better.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

I agree with Loki there.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:01 am

As if we needed confirmation that he's wrong.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

I know you didn't. I just thought I'd say that.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:59 pm

Well, now that is cleared up lets get back to Charlie St. Cloud. It sucks.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Yes it does.
And it's a stupid name.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:53 pm

I remember the plot now.

The guy's brother died in a car accident, but it turns out he can interact with dead people, so he plays catch with his brother every day. But if he doesn't show up at a certain time, he'll have to go away forever. I assume to Hell because fuck that kid.

Then he meets this chick & they have sex in a graveyard in the rain. I don't know what that was about, but he wakes up next to a goose. The chick doesn't show up & it turns out she's been missing for like a week.

But it turns out that she's not dead!

So he flies out to save her, dooming the kid to eternal damnation, & he has to dive underwater because she's trapped in her shipwreck.

And they all lived. Except for the kid. I'd say it was happily ever after, but I wanted nothing more than to see everyone involved in this movie die horribly.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:39 pm

Neo Bahamut wrote:: As if we needed confirmation that he's wrong.

You have friends and your life is shit.

Coincidence?

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Shh. There's a spider on your head.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:39 pm

That's just Spider Kitty.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

If you say so.
Mail me the incredibly loud kitten.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:06 pm

Or you can be mailed Spider Kitty.

She's furry like a tarantula, scurries around real fast like one and also doesn't eat solid food.

I think she's slow.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:09 pm

I think that's a tarantula.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:09 pm

But it only has four legs and looks a lot like a kitten.

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:27 pm

A tarantula with missing legs.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

What the hell did you do the the tarantula, Harley?

Subject: Re: Cinematic Masterpieces Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:30 pm

I merely compared the cat to one as they are similar. Although the cat doesn't scare the hell out of me as much as a tarantula would.

Posts : 962 Join date : 2011-05-10 Age : 28

Tarantulas are not scary.
And my cat isn't planning on having kittens, so I'll have to get one.

Posts : 151 Join date : 2011-08-06 Location : Santa Destroy

Thought provoking ending, right?