RP Topic I Have No Clever Name For

Kira came up behind Kite, looking at the man with hard eyes, "Who are you?"

*A bird lands on Kyojin's head & chirps.*
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???<Oh, me? I'm just a simple, handsome shop owner. You can call me Mr. Urahara.>
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E"Have fun with that."

*Taiyo looks at the three trying to decide which one to up and disappear to the back of the house with.*

Kyoujin waved a hand at the bird to try and make it go away.

"And what exactly are you here for, 'Mr. Urahara'?"

Noctis looks at Euryale, "Well, if you're not going I don't want to."

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Mortal looks over her shoulder to see Kyoujin fussing with a bird. "Now I know why Aamon got the better of you, you can't even stop a bird."

Urahara<This is the basement of my shop. I live here.>
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E"There's only room for 2 people, barely."

L"I've been with you 2 for several days now & no one has bathed. I think we need showers. Separate showers."
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*Senthose reappears.*

"He has a plan to finish off the Gotei, and he wants us to be ready to execute it in 3 days or less."

"Where's the fun in that?"

*She scurries over to Lilith on all four*

"Come on, Lily. We can wash each other's back."

Kite: <Okay, aren't we supposed to be looking for the...>

*He glances at Urahara.*

Kite : <(...You know?)>

"We were led here by a black cat" Kira looked around to see where the black cat was before continuing, "Do you know one... that can talk?"

Urahara<That's ridiculous. Cats can't talk. On another note, I've prepared a 2nd basement, which the Captains are using as a headquarters. It can be reached through a special Kido. All you have to do is put this on & chant, "I am the light of truth, the savior of worlds, never fear, for Team Karakurizer is here!">

*Noah looks at the Saiyaman-style helmets in his hands.*

N"...Seriously?"

Urahara<Doesn't this face look serious to you?>

N"...Not really?"
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L"You're dangerously close to my sword reach."

*Euryale sighs.*

E"It's no big deal, 2 of us will just have to shower tomorrow."

L"Solo."

E"Right."
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S"If you want to live, it will require your being in on it."

*He turns to Kyoujin.*

Hearing what Mortal said, Kyoujin grabbed the bird by the throat and snapped it in half, before tossing it in Mortal's direction.
She then turned to Senthose as he spoke to her and nodded, "I'll do it."

Kira sighed, "Just let us through, damn you!'
His reiatsu was wearing down and he needed rest, so he grew impatient of the man's bullshit quite fast.

*She turns to Euryale.*

"Then how about you, Euryale? I can show just how thankful I am by washing your back."

"Taiyo, shut up, now."

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Mortal looked at the dead bird at her feet, "I've been told that pets sometimes give their masters dead birds as gifts. Tell me, does this mean that you think of me as your master?" Mortal asked with a smile.

"I was asking you next. Calm down."

Noctis sits there, seething with pent up rage, and mild sexual frustration.

~T-T-T-T-TIMESKIP!~

OOC: More ambiance!

A few days later, in a Soul Society far, far away
the Arrancar assemble to discuss their midafternoon
assault. Meanwhile, in the World of the Living; Taiyo,
Euryale, Noctis, & Lilith still have yet to lez out.

Characterization was conveniently skipped via the
asspull handwave that Euryale & Noctis were in classes.
Now? It's the holiday, or some such bullshit.

These 4 are once again gathered in Euryale's living room
in order to shoot the shit. Noah, Kite, & Kira have been
patched up by Captain Unohana, & are on orders to stand
by the new headquarters & defend it from attack.

They know Aamon has a plan for them. They just don't know what....
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~Atop Sokyoku Hill....~

S"Aamon didn't want to bother with you, so I've got the details of the plan. It's pretty straightforward: Nel will stay here to guard Aamon while the rest of us stage a direct assault on the Gotei's new headquarters. This will be the opening blow of the main strategy. I am not privy to the details, but he emphasized that we are to use as many Gran Rey Ceros as possible."
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~In Euryale's Living Room....~

*Lilith is taking up the whole couch reading a book about fish. Euryale is sitting in the chair.*

E"I just want to say that I'm sorry my house is so boring."

*Taiyo is sitting beside Euryale like some kind of animal probably of the feline variety.*

"It doesn't have to be."

"Sounds fun... is there a plan?" Kyoujin asked, tilting her head slightly, "I'd like to be the first at the outer guards, since they might be easy to take over with my poison and then we could surprise them... easier."

Kira stood outside of the headquarters (OOC: Urahara Shop?) with his Zanpakuto already activated, clutching the javelin in one hand and sweeping the other around, making the mist move in all different directions and shroud things.

Noctis is seething with a rage rivaled only by the angriest of angry gods, and is still mulling over her sexual frustration. All in all she is ready to fucking kill anything that looks at her the wrong way, and as such has closed her eyes so she doesn't have to see Taiyo.

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Mortal let out a yawn, "Sweet, suicide mission while he pulls some bullshit. Well, are we going now, or what?"

"If pulls some bullshit means he's going to get freaky and rape Nel" Kyoujin looked at Mortal, "Then we are thinking the same thing..."

S"As far as I know, he hasn't used creepy mad scientist mind control on her yet. I did have to explain to him very early on that my power doesn't DO that, though. And we'll go once I've made a few...adjustments to the plan."

V"Who died & made you King of Hueco Mundo?"

S"Barragan Luisenbarg. But, if you want to be slaughtered like common cattle because you charged after an enemy you know nothing about, be my guest. No? All right, then. Yes, anyone with non-Kido-based fighting styles should probably comprise the first wave. We won't be able to fight as effectively until that yob with the anti-magic mist is removed from the situation. Beyond that, only the Captains pose any real threat, & there aren't many of them left. Still, just to be on the safe side, we're taking Gillians."

*He points behind him, where a blob of a Hollow the size of the mountain itself is standing. It squints at them out of a single purple eye.*
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*Noah is sitting nearby, watching a butterfly.*

N"Getting tense won't help you. It's all up to Mr. Urahara & Head Captain Unohana's planning, now. It wouldn't hurt if Lilith & those mysterious strangers decided to help out, either."
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E"I guess we could play, like, a card game, or something."

"I was going to suggest Twister. Although card games could be fun."

"Like I said, I could be at the head of the first assault..." Kyoujin suggested again, "I doubt their strongest fighters will be on guard duty, and if I can take over some of their guards we can really take them by surprise- how 'bout it?"

"I'm not asking them for help" Kira grunted, "They were going to kill me last time."
He brought the mist back to him before waving his hand in a circle, causing it to close in an orb shape in front of him before dispersing and chasing after a small bird.
"And I'm not tense, either..." He went on, "I'm actually training- Enkosen!"
At the word 'Enkosen', he used one hand to construct a circular, yellow kido barrier which he then sliced cleanly into four pieces with his javelin.
"But of course I'm on guard duty, so I can't exactly go running about. I've just got to be creative."

L"Let's play with a Ouja Board."

E"But...we can all see ghosts. You & Taiyo ARE ghosts."

L"Sure, if you want to suck all of the fun out of everything."
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S"Not so fast, there, Skipper. As we've cornered the Soul Reapers, there's a chance even the ones we poisoned & stabbed into submission will try to fight us. We need to be prepared for that possibility. Thus, I propose we keep Szayel in the back, so he can maintain our defense."

Szayel<With the samples of Reitsu you brought me, I should be able to mitigate the damage from attacks, as well as detect any Soul Reapers waiting to ambush us.>

S"Therefore, the first wave will consist of myself, Mortal, & Kyoujin, & the Gillians, while the second wave will consist of Szayel, Ulquiorra, Starrk, Venezuela, & the Fura. That SHOULD cover all of our bases."
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N"But they didn't. Besides, from what I gather, there's 7 of the humans alone, plus Lilith, who now has Hollow powers. Our combined forces are probably less than that."

"My poison completely takes over the victim, Senthose..."

"You go ask then" Kira scoffed, "I have nothing to say to Lilith or her weirdo friends."
The same bird he chased with the mist earlier returned and was immediately torn out of the sky by Kira's javelin.