Weird Shit, Man

Sometimes If I'm writing and bend a corner of the paper accidentally, I have to start over because It bothers me so much.

Sometimes I come to this site, and post in threads.

Sometimes I reply to shitty posts.

And don't buy brownie mix, Grim.

And then Salmonella happened.

But that's just a myth, right?I FUCKING LOVE BROWNIE BATTER

Sometimes I copy small text and paste it in a text box to read what it says.

Sometimes I just take away everyone's virginity with a single post.

Implying some of us still have it?

Sometimes I forget that this forum is full of virgins.

Frequently, I believe he's all talk.

Sometimes I wonder why people say they are virgins when being called one makes them butthurt.

And the Unintentional Honesty Award goes to you.

You're the butthurt virgin, if you didn't already know.

Sometimes Neo is dumb and needs things explained to him.

Here we have an example of a VID.

Virgin In Denial.

Seriously. For someone who is allegedly not butthurt, you expend an odd amount of energy denying your virginity. When no one questions it. Often projecting things onto everyone else.

This is untrue. I talk about it when other's bring it up. Otherwise I blissfully spend my time posting in RPs, and talking about Yuri or some shit.

No one brought up your virginity.

Balsteen said he would make everyone lose their virginity, I said it was weird to imagine that would be needed, then I remembered that a few of the members here are still virgins. My virginity, and lack there of, was called into question.

Mighty mad.

I'm not a not virgin sometimes always never truthfully no.

A Man Is Not A Virgin.

Let A be the set of all men. Let B be the set of all non-virgins.

(∃ a ∈ A: a ∈ B) ∨ (∀ a ∈ A: a ∈ B).

I see, quite an interesting formula.

I steal virginitys and breaks hearts.