Digital Mayhem

{We should probably follow that.}

Aquilamon: <Great. Now he's fucking off and taking us with him.>

Tae: <Can we please just go find Allina?>

BlackMetalGarurumon:"Yeah..."

*BlackMetalGarurumon flies off in the direction of Monster House.*

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Zarek:<Beat you to it.>

*Zarek rounds the corner with Allina in tow followed by Ogremon & Panjyamon.*

<To be fair, the narrator just forgot about us.>
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{Maybe we should attack it?}

Aquilamon: <I know how you feel.>

Patamon&Tae: <Allina!>

Allina: <Hiii!!>

*Patamon runs into Allina's arms and they share a quick hug before Allina glares back down the hallway.*

Allina: <Let's kick the bastard's ass.>

*When they get close, it turns swinging its huge-ass fist at them.*

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Zarek:<Had it not suddenly disa->

*The house shifts, knocking everyone over.*

{What the fuck?!}

*BlackWarGreymon pushes BlackMetalGarurumon out of the way & tries to dodge low.*
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<It's funny, 'cause I can fly.>

*Tae grunts before staggering to his feet. Allina holds her hand out to him and he helps her up.*

Allina: <Thanks.>

*He then holds his hands out to Hitomi.*

Tae: <So what the hell's going on?>

*They barely manage to dodge the twice their size fist.*

BlackMetalGarurumon:"Can your house do that?"

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*A light fixture falls on Quetzalmon's head and knocks him down because fuck that guy. Hitomi takes his hand and stands up, Angewomon gets up on her own.*

Zarek:<For whatever reason, Puppetmon's decided to move. At least that's what I'd like to think.>

*Quetzalmon strains hard to resist the vile temptations of that slut gravity.*
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{...No. No it can not.}

Tae: <Let's split up and find him, maybe?>

*Monster House continues on its way. BlackMetalGarurumon flies off after it.*

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Zarek:<I have reason to believe he's still on this floor, so it shouldn't be too hard to find him.>

Tae: <What are we waiting for, then? Lead the way!>

*BlackWarGreymon flies around, trying to find how it's moving.*
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<I have a better idea.>

*He smacks a vase off, watching it shatter on the floor.*

"You want us to lure him here by destroying his stuff?"

<What? I just want to break his shit. Fuck that guy.>

*He blasts the wall full of ice spikes.*

*If they think back to a day or so ago, they'll remember seeing the ocassional giant footprint. Now if they look down they'll see Monster House's giant footprint making feet attached to its giant legs. Everything else that makes it move is probably inside.*

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Zarek:<I don't know the outline of this place.>

*Through the hole MegaSeadramon made in the floor they see another ExTyrannomon on the move. The box that was in the hallway is undisturbed.*

*Upon noticing the ExTyrannomon, Tae boards Aquilamon, presumably with the usual extra passenger, and flies down the hole and past ExTyrannomon down the hallway. Magnamon follows but stays back to stall the ExTyrannomon, punching at it.*

*Seeing this, BlackWarGreymon aims a Terra Destroyer at an ankle. Or, more precisely, where the ankle is about to land.*
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*Quetzalmon bites some wallpaper & rips it the fuck off like the cold-blooded son of a bitch he is.*

*Monster House sticks its arms out, almost clothes lining BlackWarGreymon to steady itself.*

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*None of that happens as MegaSeadramon couldn't fit through the hole. As Quetzalmon's ripping up wall paper, he gets something metal stuck around a tooth. Where the chunk of wallpaper was in a handgrenade, the pin around his tooth.*

*Quetzalmon freezes it solid.*

*They all make their way down the hallway in search for Puppetmon.*

*Monster House keeps on marching heading towards a thick patch of forest, fog drifting about. BlackMetalGarurumon hovers about and fires a Garuru Tomahawk at one of its back walls near a window. The window is blown off showing a machine gun turret and an Aurumon falls to the ground below, dissolving as it goes.*

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*By some miracle the grenade doesn't explode anyways. Hitomi & Angewomon follow the others while Ogremon, Panjyamon, and Zarek take a different route leaving Tsune and her cyber syphilis infected partner alone.*

*BlackWarGreymon Black Tornado's down to the ankle she hit earlier. When she's as close as she can get, she fires off a Terra Destroyer into it.*

*They continue running down the hallway.*

BlackMetalGarurumon:<You probably shouldn't do that.>

*The house sticks its arms as it begins to stumble forward. Waving them about it tries to maintain its balance.*

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*The house shakes about and they all fall over. More things falling on Quetzalmon's head so he doesn't feel left out with being on the ground. As an added bonus an ExTyrannomon cartwheels out of a room in front of them.*

<Do it again!>
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{Well, we have to stop it from moving somehow!}