Digital Mayhem

*Piddomon dodges and blasts the Golemon*

Piddomon: <Heaven's Knuckle!>

*ExVeemon's claws glow blue and he slashes at the gas. Razz stops walking and turns around, staring at them*

[These soldiers are getting stronger...]

Razz: <ExVeemon.>

ExVeemon: <Yes!?>

Razz: <Hit the holes on its back.>

*He turns back and proceeds walking. ExVeemon flies behind the Golemon, hovering above the gas, and aims an X-Laser at where its holes should be*

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Tae: <Dammit. Hmm... Let's go that way, okay?>

*He walks across the beach, in the opposite direction of the lighthouse*

*Visibly frustrated the Golemon spins around swinging a fist. Noticing there's nothing behind it it draws its attention to Piddomon.*

Salamon:<I'm not the only one who notices its short attention span, right?>

*Swinging their fists at Piddomon they realize they can't hit him and instead draw their attention to Allina, Hitomi, and Salamon.*

"They're not as stupid as you thought."

Salamon:<Crap...>

*Salamon digivolves and runs at the Golemon running around their feet. They stomp their feet trying to step on her.*

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"There's a cave over there."

*She points in the direction of two sets of footprints. Near the footprints are small randomly scattered about craters.*

"Um, did you make those, Tae?"

~Tsune~

*Scorpiomon tighten its grip and digs its tail into Seadramon and begins pulling him off Dagomon who reaches out to grab Tsune.*

Tae: <Nope. Must mean there's someone else around here!>

*He runs off, following the footprints*

Tae: <Let's go!>

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*Piddomon releases a storm of blazing feathers. ExVeemon lands next to Razz*

ExVeemon: <Should I still help them?>

Razz: <No, let's go.>

"Wormmon, now's your chance!"

*Wormmon jumps up and tries his combo attack again.*

Worm: "Sticky Net!"

*Wormmon launches the net and charges full speed for a headbutt to Guilmon's torso.*

A<We're at the ocean. Now what?>

E"I don't know...which way feels most evil to you?"
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Seadramon<Tsune, I need to Digivolve!>

T"I don't know how to make that happen!"

*Guilmon backs away and is enveloped in a pale light.*

Guilmon:<Guilmon digivolve to... Growlmon!>

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*It's the goddamn ocean, what does she expect, candy? The further she goes along the beach, the more barren it becomes till' it's identical to the rest of the wasteland covering the continent.*

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Gatomon:<Where does that bastard think he's going?!>

*Golemon kicks Gatomon knocking her away. The Golemon crowd around around Gatomon.*

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"I wasn't talking about the footprints..."

*Had Tae looked at the footprints he would have noticed they were going in the opposite direction he was going and that one set looks like they were made by a pair of flip-flops and the other by a big lizard.*

~Tsune~

*Illusionary Tae and Taiyo disappear. Dagomon grabs Tsune taking note of the two illusions that disappeared. She can feel his tentacle fingers slither all over her, water, slime, or God knows what soaking into her clothes.*

Illusionary Zarek:<I'm sure those two are unaware you're here and are trying to find a way out as we speak.>

Dagomon:<It matters not.>

Allina: <I would very much like to ask the same question!>

*Piddomon dives down and holds his hand out to pick Gatomon up*

Piddomon: <Grab my hand!>

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ExVeemon: <Maybe we should give them a hand...>

*Razz glances at ExVeemon, ignoring him*

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Tae: <I know what you were talking about, but what do you expect to find out by just standing there?>

*Euryale heads back to Zarek's shack & starts banging on the door.*

"Zarek, you massive cockhead! You know how to get into the Dark Ocean, I know you do! Open up! Spill it! Black Agumon will Digivolve & set your house on fire if you don't!"

A<What?!>

"I never claimed to belong to a religion of peace, okay?"
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*She starts banging on his fingers with her fists.*

"Get off of me, you fish freak!"

*Seadramon wraps his tail around Scorpiomon's & rips it off. With a flick of his tail, he drives it into Dagomon's head.*

*On the door is a sign that says Be Right Back with a picture of a clock that says 1:00pm. Two dark shapes fly overhead and begin circling above her.*

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*Gatomon grabs Piddomon's hand.*

Gatomon:<We should find Euryale. They look like they speak the same language.>

*They see two dark shapes fly overhead heading towards the direction they came from.*

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*The soot and ash that covers the ground is rapidly replaced with sand as the sun grows hotter. In the distance Razz can see what might be buildings in the middle of a desert.*

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"Hopefully not what made those craters."

*The two hear what sounds like flapping wings nearby and see a large shape flying towards the lighthouse*

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OOC: Considering Scorpiomon was holding on to Seadramon's tail...

*Dagomon materializes a trident in his other hand and impales Scorpiomon killing it instatly, absorbing the data. Dagomon's wings unravel and with a few flaps he takes flight heading towards the lighthouse. The fog and illusions vanish and Seadramon can see Tae, Taiyo and their partners on the beach a few feet away.*

"Are you kidding me? We can't catch a break!"

Worm: "Oh dear..."

"Mi--Wormmon, be careful he's stronger now!"

Worm: "You don't have to tell me twice!"

*Wormmon charges under Growlmon's legs, hoping for a size advantage, he begins launching Sticky Net and Silk Thread attacks fiercely and quickly at Growlmon's lower body, the only area he can reach on the large beast.*

*Piddomon pulls Gatomon into the air, hovering over the Golemon's heads*

Allina: <Go, Piddomon!>

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Razz: <What is that?>

ExVeemon: <I don't know.>

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Tae: <What is that!? C'mon, it was over there!>

*He runs towards where Dagomon was before flying away*

*Seadramon drags across the sand after Dagomon.*
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*Euryale starts pounding on the door even harder.*

"YOU MASSIVE COCKHEAD!"

<Euryale, I don't like the look of those flying things.>

*Growlmon continues stomping around and eventually kicks Wormmon out from under it.*

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*One dives down and swings at BlackAgumon. When it's near, they can see it's a Devidramon.*

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*The Golemon swing at Gatomon and Piddomon before getting bored and wandering off in the direction of the beach.*

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*When they get there they see it's a small town lifted straight from an western movie. The sign marking the entrance is unreadable as it's written in some kind of symbols.*

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"You think you can hold on for a little while longer?"

BlackGabumon:<Yeah.>

*BlackGabumon digivolves to BlackGarurumon. Taiyo hops on and they run off towards the lighthouse slowing down beside Tae.*

"Need a lift?"

BlackGarurumon:<Shouldn't we help Seadramon?>

"I'm not sure how that's going to work."

~Tsune~

*Dagomon places Tsune atop the lighthouse. Every few seconds the light passes over her covering her in black. There's no visible way down.*

Allina: <Screw them overpowered Champion Digimon!>

*Piddomon rockets after tham and releases a storm of fiery feathers*

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ExVeemon: <That's interesting.>

*They head into the town*

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Tae: <Most definitely. But shouldn't we help Seadramon...?>

*Tae somehow rides on Garurumon's back without dropping Hawkmon*

*Seadramon slithers up to the top of the light house.*

"Seadramon, I--"

<Don't blame yourself. Sometimes, I just feel like things couldn't turn out any other way.>

"I know what you mean. We still have no decent explanation for how we were teleported here."

<Dagomon's powers, maybe?>

"No decent explanation whatsoever."
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*Black Greymon digivolves & begins blasting the Devidramon with Nova Destroyers.*

"Wormmon, we need a new plan!"

Worm: "Well, I'm open to suggestions..."

"He's big and slow, we can use that!"

*Wormmon nods and begin circling around Growlmon as fast as his stubby legs can carry him. Occasionally, he launches a Silk Thread attack. Peter looks on helplessly.*

OOC: He says as though creative thought matters in this RP.

OOC: Contary to what he'd like everyone to believe, not everyone is as big of a derp as Neon. Also bipedal dinosaurs aren't exactly slow.

*Growlmon resumes stomping and begins spitting fire at the ground around its feet.*

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*The Devidramon split up avoiding the attack. One flies around the bunglo towards Euryale and the other flies low towards BlackGreymon its claws extended.*

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Gatomon:<You wanna put me down or hold me tighter before you decide to speed up?!>

*The Golemon with the exception of the one with the fucked up stacks fire off a gas cloud. The other Golemon turns around to take a swing.*

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*On his right is a building that looks like a saloon complete with swinging doors, Across the street from it is another building with the sound of metal rattling against metal coming from it.*

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"Guess not. Hold on!"

*BlackGarurumon darts towards the lighthouse.*

~Tsune~

*Dagomon steps forward towards Seadramon.*

Dagomon:<Forbidden Trident.>

*Dagomon holds out two arms and a trident materializes in his hands. Dagomon jabs at Seadramon.*

Piddomon: <...>

*Piddomon hovers above the cloud and fires a Heaven's Knucle at it to get an opening, and drops Gatomon through it. Then he flies behind the swinging Golemon to dodge his attack and fires another knuckle into the hole on its back*

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Razz&ExVeemon: <<Interesting.>>

ExVeemon: <There's someone there, let's go!>

*Razz walks towards the saloon*

ExVeemon: <Wait, not there!>

Razz: <Go on ahead and let me know if you find something.>

ExVeemon: <Okay!>

*He flies into the building across the street and Razz enters the saloon*

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Hawkmon: <T-Tae...>

Tae: <Oh, you're awake.>

Hawkmon: <I'm sorry...>

*He smiles and hugs her*

Tae: <It's okay, you did great.>

*Euryale dashes forwards, punching the Devidramon. Black Greymon grabs the claws of the other one, wrestling it to the ground.*
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*Seadramon wriggles out of the way, spitting out ice spikes at Dagomon's eyes.*

*Devidramon grabs Euryale's fist and pulls her towards its face its eyes glowing brightly as it stares at her. The other Devidramon beats its wings and whips its tail around, screeching.*

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*Gatomon claws at Golemon's face.*

Gatomon:<It's like scratching a brick wall!>

*Smoke begins to build up in the second Golemon's back. It tries to fire, but as it shoots out it's sucked back in and the Golemon explodes into data and smoke knocking Gatomon off the other Golemon's face and knocks Piddomon back*

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*The saloon has several chairs and tables scattered about. Near the door is the bar with several stools along the front. Behind the bar are six large kegs and two shelves with mugs on them. At the back is a stage and a piano. On the other side of the bar is a staircase leading to the top floor. Other than himself, it's empty.*

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*ExVeemon is inside the sherrif's office. Beside the door is a wooden desk and chair, and across from that desk is a nicer desk and chair. Down a short hallway are four cells, all empty except for one which holds a demented looking cactus rattling a tin cup against the bars.*

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"Awwww."

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*Dagomon's mouth tentacles extend and lift up to shield its eyes. After they return to their normal size, Dagomon stabs at Seadramon again.*

BlackGarurumon:<Fox Fire!>

*BlackGarurumon attacks once he reaches the top of the hill Dagomon ignoring the attack.*

OOC: Ya I've gathered that these fights last as long as Harley wants, but idc. Also I know about bipedals, figured his size would affect his spinning abilities.

"Wormmon, watch out!"

*Wormmon barely dodges a large fireball, landing a few feet from Peter's feet.*

"I think you need some help!"

*With his adrenaline running, Peter runs towards the tree lines, grabs an armful of rocks and begins chucking them at Growlmon.*

Worm: "Uh-oh..."

*Wormmon gets up and launches a barrage of Sticky Net at Growlmon's head.*

"We're so glad you showed up. We thought we were going to be overrun by hordes of champion & ultimate Digimon while we were somehow wandering this horrible, HORRIBLE wasteland all alone...."

*Tsune shivers. Seadramon again coils around the weapon, this time coiling around Dagomon's arm with his ice coils.*
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"You brought me towards your face, huh?"

*She kicks Devidramon in the throat. Black Greymon bites the other Devidramon's throat & chest.*

Allina: <Ouchie.>

Piddomon: <I was gonna say that!>

Allina: <I know.>

*Piddomon flies back up and then darts down and tackles the Golemon's legs*

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*He walks behind the counter, trying to find anything edible*

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ExVeemon: <And who would you be? A miniature Togemon? A Ponchomon?>

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*Hawkmon sits up and looks ahead*

Tae: <Isn't that Dagomon?>

Hawkmon: <Tae...>

Tae: <I know... BlackGarurumon is pretty tired too... if only Hitomi was here.>

*The blades on the side of Growlmon's arms glow and it charges at Wormmon, slashing.*

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*Devidramon growls, its eyes returning to their normal red and grabs Euryale's other arm and takes flight. The other Devidramon claws and kicks BlackGreymon's stomach with the talons on its feet.*

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*Golemon falls over. As a result of tackling a brick wall, Piddomon's feeling pretty sore.*

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*Underneath the bar is a shelf holding multiple small plates. On the edge of the shelf is something that looks like a paper towel dispenser marked jerky*

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Ponchomon:<Ci, I am Ponchomon.>

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"Why are we rescuing her again?"

*The trident disappears causing the part of Seadramon that was wrapped around it to fall. Dagomon raises its other arm the tentacle fingers extending into large whips and they proceed to beat Seadramon.*