Digital Mayhem

*Black Metal Greymon fires his nipple missiles at her.*

*The resulting shockwave shatters the windows, and knocks everyone around LadyDevimon away. The chandelliers fall sending glass in every which way.*

Angewomon:<Ugh... Stupid.>

*LadyDevimon wobbles and staggers, standing up data leaking from several wounds all over her body.*

LadyDevimon:<Cheap trick.>

*LadyDevimon lunges at BlackMetalGreymon clawing at his stomach.*

<Shut up, that was awesome! Imma do it again!>

*But instead, he just swipes at LadyDevimon's face with his big metal claw. Quetzalmon Slide Digivolves, blasting her in the back with a Lightning Javelin.*

*AeroVeedramon shoots a V-shaped energy beam at her and Piddomon and Aquilamon jab at her with their staff and talons, respectively.*

*LadyDevimon shrieks and unleashes a wave of bats which are drawn to a halo above Angewomon and burn up upon contact. LadyDevimon's shrieks turn into screams as the halo hovers above her and she begins to dissolve, the data being drawn to the halo that disappears when LadyDevimon is gone. Where LadyDevimon stood a Digimental takes her place. When everyone's partners revert back to rookie, Euryale's digivice glows.*

Taiyo:<Does this mean we just have Millenniummon to defeat?>

*A portal opens up with Persiamon jumping out who proceeds to hug everyone and kiss everyone on the cheeck human and digimon alike. Zarek walks out the portal closing behind him.*

Persiamon:<Thank you, thank you, thank you! ...What are you doing?>

*Persiamon looks at Taiyo who refuses to let go*

Taiyo:<Euryale, can we keep her?>

Zarek:<Congratulations, kiddies, you really out... did a number on this room...>

A<She's pretty, too....>

B<Yeah...Black Greymon fired his "nipple missiles.">

*They both revert back. Euryale is glaring at Zarek.*

E"Why did I think you might actually be on-scene for at least one of the fights, for a change?"

T"Oh great. This again. Let's just go drown Millenniummon, already."

Allina: <I suggest we get an army of babies to eat him alive. Millenniummon, not Za...wait.>

*Patamon giggles. Razz glares at Persiamon and turns his back on them, Veemon doing the same with a "Humph". Hawkmon walks up to Gatomon*

Hawkmon: <(I wanna be a sexy angel too.)>

Tae: <Congrats on the Digimental, Yuri.>

Zarek:<Just finish a fight and already you want to fight some more. You should know it's no good to overexert yourself.>

Persiamon:<But Zarek, staying here would probably make them feel worse. It's really gross here.>

*Persiamon uses one of her tails to tickle Taiyo's side until she let's go with a disappointed "Ohhh...". Persiamon winks.*

Persiamon:<Don't worry you can come back whenever you want when everything's back to normal. Zarek, what happened to my faithful followers?>

Zarek:<Leomon's been looking after them. I'll send him a message soon enough.>

Salamon:<It's not like I get to choose what I digivolve to.>

*Chuumon runs in followed by three Gazimon running in a row after it. Chuumon runs behind Persiamon and the Gazimon all slide to a stop bumping into each other*

Chuumon:<Princess Persiamon, LadyDevimon still has minions in the castle!>

*The first Gazimon throws its paws up and waves them back and forth while shaking its head.*

Gazimon:<No, no, no! We don't work for LadyDevimon anymore. We turned a new lead. We want to work for a nicer and prettier somebody.>

Gazimon2&3:<Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nicer and prettier.>

*Persiamon puts a finger to her chin in thought which is emphasized with a "Hmmm."*

Persiamon:<Well you did say I'm prettier than LadyDevimon, so okay!>

Gazimon1-3:<Yay!>

*The three Gazimon dance around in a circle*

<""What the Hell are we?"">

*Tsune & Euryale look at Betamon like "what the fuck, man?"*

B<...What? Can't I want to feel pretty sometimes?>

A<Zarek, we just want to destroy Millenniummon as quickly as possible. Before you know it, he'll be reviving the Dark Masters, or the 7 Demon Lords, or something equally crazy.>

Tae: <(Hitomi, are you feeling better?)>

Hawkmon: <You just wait. I'll digivolve to something bigger than you.>

Patamon: <It's like we were made for each other, Sally!>

Hawkmon: <...Did I miss something?>

Allina: <Why is Taiyo trying to rape the cat?>

Veemon: <She's pretty.>

*Allina looks at him like "Oh, hi there."*

Allina: <She's a cat!>

"Yes..."

Taiyo:<You're a princess?>

Persiamon:<No, but Queen Persiamon makes me sound like an old lady.>

*Zarek looks at Euryale like "What the fuck are you talking about?"*

Zarek:<It's still a horrible idea to go into a fight without rest or anything of the sort. Unless you want to become exhausted and die. All right, kiddies, since this place isn't suitable to sustain life for anyone or anything that isn't gross and/or evil, it's time to say goodbye to Auntie Persiamon.>

*Zarek snaps his fingers and a portal opens.*

Taiyo:<Are you sure we can't keep her?>

E"Who says cats aren't gross? They lick themselves, throw up all of the time, & usually have litter clumped to them. Also, the food they eat smells like something died in their mouths."

T"Wow, usually it's me being a constant downer."

Allina: <See? Euryale gets me.>

Tae: <Oh, shut up and walk.>

*He smiles to Hitomi while pushing Allina into the portal. Razz and Veemon look at it like "Like Hell I'm going into that thing." Patamon continues staring at Salamon, Hawkmon glaring at him*

Taiyo:<Don't be mad, Euryale. Of course you're prettier than them.>

*Taiyo looks at Persiamon who growls before yawning.*

Taiyo:<Sorry... But Euryale's human, it wouldn't work between us. We can still be friends though.>

Persiamon:<Yea... *yawn* I understand. Of course we can still be friends.>

*Taiyo hugs Persiamon then goes over to Euryale.*

Taiyo:<You also have one thing... Er, two things? Neither of them will have your magnificent chest.>

Zarek:<You four can uh... Yeah, I don't know.>

*Zarek goes through the portal, Hitomi and Salamon go through shortly after.*

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*On the other side the ones who went through end up in the grove the T Trio were in. The only difference is instead of a raspberry bush around the power pole it's a strawberry bush and rather than being bright and sunny despite the dark and gloomy sky above everything is more orangish like the sun's setting. There's a light coming from inside the cave. Zarek steps out dressed like a park ranger.*

Zarek:<I'll never understand humans and their romances.>

*They follow.*

E"I don't know, they seemed pretty large to me."

T"Oh Lord, here we go again."

"Bye, Auntie Persiamon!"

*Taiyo frantically waves at Persiamon while she goes through the portal, Persiamon waves back.*

Persiamon:<They were fun.>

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Taiyo:<There's only one to find ou...>

*The portal closes.*

Taiyo:<...Damn.>

Tae: <This place again? This is actually pretty cool, I was feeling thirsty.>

Allina: <What?>

Tae: <There's water inside the cave.>

Hawkmon&Patamon: <Water!>

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Veemon: <(Are we going in?)>

Razz: <No.>

E"I'm still pretty thirsty."

T"And I never got anything to drink!"

*They & their Digimon follow.*

*Persiamon looks at Razz & Veemon her head tilted like "Even from this angle you look retarded."*

Persiamon:<Why are you still here?>

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*Hitomi is hunkered down in front of the strawberry bush poking a strawberry. Salamon is sniffing another.*

"Is it safe?"

Salamon:<It smells like a strawberry and looks like a strawberry.>

Zarek:<But I bet it tastes like a banana.>

Salamon:<What?>

*Taiyo and BlackGabumon follow them into the cave. The caves looks the same from when the T Trio were there the first time with the addition of a 60 watt lightbulb in the ceiling lightning up the cave.*

*The second the foursome see a water source, they all immediately drop down & start drinking like mad.*

*Salamon and Patamon jump into the water. Tae and Allina kneel down and drink some water*

Tae: <That was one nice nap I took here last time. Then Taiyo came and went all cookie monster on me.>

Allina: <That sounds sexy though!>

Tae: <It wasn't.>

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Veemon: <(We should consider joining them.)>

Razz: <No.>

Veemon: <(But you kinda liked them.)>

Razz: <No.>

Veemon: <Ugh.>

Persiamon:<I'm just going to go over there now.>

*Persiamon walks, Chuumon, and the Gazimon following behind her.*

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Taiyo:<I don't think it's safe to drink anymore. Euryale, can you look at my owie?>

*Hitomi picks the strawberry she was poking and takes a bite, her eyes widen in surprise.*

"It's... normal."

<<""Don't...care...need...water...."">>

"What owie?"

*Taiyo points to the big, dirty scab on her side.*

"I got knocked off of Wolfy on the way to the castle. It's not going to get infected and I die, right?"

*Tae stares at it*

Tae: <Nope.>

Allina: <How do you know?>

Tae: <It's obvious.>

Allina: <Smartass. I hope you're wrong!>

Hawkmon: <You hope she dies?>