Digital Mayhem

"That'll work."
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*MegaSeadramon blasts the attack & the Raremon with Lightning Javelin.*

OOC: Considering the random de-&-redigivolutions....

*Aquilamon flies upward and blasts Raremon again.*

Tae: <C'mon Aquilamon! We can help save the world by ourselves too, even if just this once!>

Aquilamon: <Yeah!>

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*AeroVeedramon tail whips the knives away but gets hit by the beam, being slammed into a house. MagnaAngemon tries to deflect the beam across the three enemies with his Excalibur.*

Allina: <Are they Ultimate?>

Razz: <Seems so.>

Allina: <Not good.>

*Some of the attack burns away, but still splashes MegaSeadramon and Gatomon, burning their flesh and eating away at the sidewalk and whatever else it splashed. Roaring in pain, Raremon begins to climb all over MegaSeadramon and it goes without saying it is quite disgusting. Gatomon warp digivolves. Angewomon takes flight and holds her hands out, a cross appears. Raremon roars and cringes. The other Raremon roars followed by a belch, a cloud of gas advancing towards Aquilamon.*

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*Taiyo puts the turtleneck back and finds a shirt that matches the first one. She gives the bikini top, shirt, and jeans to Euryale and puts the other shirt on herself.*

Taiyo:<How does it look?>

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*The deflected beam destroys one of the Baromon. One Baromon slams a fist on the ground, a crack in the ground forms and opens up spewing out lava towards AeroVeedramon. The remaining Baromon fires off seven knife at MagnaAngemon.*

*Aquilamon flaps a laser gust at the gas.*

Tae: <Aquilamon, you can do it!>

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*AeroVeedramon darts upward and shoots a beam of energy across the two Baromon. MagnaAngemon tries to knock as many knives as possible with his Excalibur, but a couple of them still graze him.*

Allina: <We're winning!>

<EWWEWWEWW!>

*MegaSeadramon writhes around, trying to shake it off with icy coils.*
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*The neckline of the shirt is hanging down almost to Taiyo's navel.*

"Umm...let me make a quick adjustment."

*She adjusts the shirt so that the neck is kind of draped over the back & front & gets some pins to anchor it in place.*

*Raremon flails around stuck in MegaSeadramon's coils. Trying to get out it vomits on him. Repeatedly.*

Angewomon:<Ew...>

*Angewomon fires an arrow which goes through Raremon who roars as it passes through, the wound closing up and the arrow dissolving on the ground. The gas disipates for the most part and Raremon covers its head muffling its roars as the attack soaks into it. Its head snaps up as it vomits at Aquilamon.*

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*Taiyo looks at the shirt that she could almost put on like a jacket.*

"I didn't realize just how big you are."

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*The house AeroVeedramon crashed into bursts into flames. I bet there were people in there, you bastard. The two Baromon start dancing which is soon followed by meteors.*

<WHY DOES GOD HATE ME?!>
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"I have to get most of my clothes from a specialty store."

*Aquilamon darts forward and downward before turning back and hovering over its eyes, flapping a laser gust right onto them.*

Aquilamon: <I can do this, Tae! I can win too!>

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OOC: He hits a building and it immediately bursts into flames. What was it, a gas station?

*MagnaAngemon darts into the building and opens a gate to suck the flames in while grabbing any people inside. Meanwhile, AeroVeedramon is trying to keep the meteors away from him, the DigiDestined and the building with a wind wall.*

*Raremon slowly turns around and belches a cloud of gas at Aquilamon.*

Angewomon:<Stop whining.>

*A halo appears over Raremon, a light shining down on it and it roars as its body begins to break down into a mess of garbage, data, and machine oil that's drawn into the halo. The acid from Raremon's vomit has eaten through much of the ice and is working its way on MegaSeadramon's flesh.*

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Taiyo:<So you wouldn't be opposed to fighting monsters in what you're wearing now, so your presumably expensive clothes don't get ruined?>

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OOC: There's the whole lava plume thing.

*There are no people inside and instead a house gets sent to another world. One Baromon stops dancing and fires some knives at the distracted MagnaAngemon.*

"They aren't really THAT expensive. And I have to wear SOMETHING. I could put my armor on."
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<You aren't covered in slime & vomit! You wouldn't understand!>

*Aquilamon starts coughing and falls down the ground, groaning.*

Tae: <Aquilamon!>

Aquilamon: <W-What...?>

Tae: <Stand up so we can defeat it!>

Aquilamon: <Tae, they can-->

Tae: <Stand up!>

Aquilamon: <I'm tired and they're Ultima-->

Tae: <Stand up!>

*Aquilamon widens her eyes and slowly gets up and takes flight, panting.*

Tae: <You said it yourself, we can't give up, ever. Have hope!>

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*Because the gate apparently miraculously disappeared, MagnaAngemon has to deflect the knives with his Excalibur. It then proceeds to send a light blade flying towards the attacking Baromon, as does AeroVeedramon.*

*The halo disappears leaving only some wires and gears.*

Angewomon:<Look at that, there's one left for you to release all your anger upon. I imagine you have quite a bit of it.>

*The remaining Raremon crawls towards Aquilamon.*

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Taiyo:<You are wearing something though.>

*She tugs on Euryale's nightshirt.*

Taiyo:<But if you don't want to wear just that... Arms up!>

*Taiyo begins to lift Euryale's nightshirt then stops just below her breasts.*

Taiyo:<Those're cute.>

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OOC: Considering MagnaAngemon would be facing the house when opening the gate, there's nothing to bitch about when he's attacked from behind.

*The meteors stop as the dancing Baromon explodes into data. The remaining Baromon conjures up a white orb that randomly fires beams.*

*MegaSeadramon coils its body, hiding its head under its tail & shuddering.*

T"My hero."
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E"It's just a plain white bra."

*Aquilamon flies upward and blasts Raremon.*

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OOC: Considering I said he went into the building it would be facing the windows.

*MagnaAngemon and AeroVeedramon both try to deflect the beams back towards Baromon with their blades again.*

*Angewomon scoffs and takes off towards Raremon attacking it with Heaven's Charm.*

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Taiyo:<And mine's pink, tiger print.>

*Taiyo pulls Euryale's nightshirt over her head*

Taiyo:<I'll tie the bikini top.>

*Taiyo seems to be bouncing with joy*

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*The orb disappears and Baromon hurls a fireball at AeroVeedramon.*

"Oh damn, I forgot I didn't put a bra on!"

*Euryale covers her chest with her arms.*

*AeroVeedramon shoots a beam right through the fireball towards Baromon, MagnaAngemon circling behind it and slashing through it before the beam hits.*

*Raremon roars and attempts to slink back to the sewers it crawled from.*

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[The world picked the worst day to end.]

Taiyo:<Bras are uncomfortable. Which is why I picked out a bikini top. Most of the support, none of the straps digging into your skin.>

*Taiyo takes the bikini top from Euryale and stands behind her.*

Taiyo:<You're gonna have to move your arms.>

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*Baromon explodes into data.*

*Euryale reluctantly raises her arms.*

*Aquilamon dives down into it glowing red all missile-like.*

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Allina: <That was nice. Now what?>

Razz: <I don't know.>

*She walks back inside to check if the PCs are broken. Or not.*

AeroVeedramon: <Do we degenerate?>

Razz: <No. I can bet there will be another monster in a couple minutes. I also bet we won't be getting any fictional Experience from these battles.>

*Raremon roars as Aquilamon gets stuck in its gross, foul smelling body before falling to the ground as Raremon melts into garbage juice and data.*

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*Taiyo swings the top around Euryale.*

Taiyo:<No need to feel uneasy. It's not like this is the first time I've helped but a bikini top on you. Or seen you half-naked. Is it on right?>

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*The place is a mess. It's a miracle the lights still function not that it matters as it's somewhere between one and two in the afternoon. They could check the clock had it not be knocked on to the floor and trampled. It'd probably be a good time to find shitty pre-made baked goods and engage in some dialogue that'll either develop or derail the character(s).*

*Aquilamon absorbs de data and lands by Tae.*

Tae: <Awesome!>

Aquilamon: <We did it!>

Tae: <Don't need no stinkin' Ultimate evolutions to show them we're good.>

*They hand-on-wing high five.*

Tae: <Can we nuke that police station next?>

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*They do nothing of that and instead end up checking the time on Razz's watch, finding it weird that after three battles and flying over half of New York it is still between 1 and 2pm. They then proceed to walk to the nearest mall, where Allina ends up straying off while Razz isn't looking. He walks into yet another cyber cafe inside, and sits down by a computer, Veemon sitting next to him pretending to be a stuffed animal.*

Razz: <I want to hurt her.>

Veemon: <(Did you find Zarek?)>

Razz: <I just sat down.>

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~Meanwhile~

Patamon: <Are we gonna buy clothes?>

*Allina is carrying Patamon in her arms like a baby, pretending he's a stuffed animal as well.*

Allina: <I'm not really feelin' clothes today. Let's find food and then weird guy.>

Patamon: <Okay!>

Allina: <There's a McDonald's just around the corner.>

Patamon: <Burgers! Wait, how do you know that?>

Allina: <I used to live here, remember?>

E"Yeah, seems fine."

*MegaSeadramon plows down her door.*

<Euryale! Taiyo! Help me! Garbage monsters threw up on my face!>

*Angewomon lands beside Hitomi and degenerates back to Salamon who nudges Hitomi's leg. Crouching down, Salamon whispers in her ear.*

Salamon:<(Is it me or does his "Never give up" attitude sound really forced?)>

"It does."

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*Taiyo begins tying it then stops.*

Taiyo:<Is it too ti... You want to live with me when Snakey destroys your house?>

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*A television in the corner of the place shows a group of reporters outside the last cyber cafe they were at. A witness being interviewed says she saw a dragon, an angel, and three witch doctors fighting as well as a blonde girl and some kid in a lot of black. Most of the people inside this cyber cafe stare at Razz.*

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*People stare at her like she's goddamn nuts. Whatever money she had would have been ruined long ago by sea water which even if it wasn't it wouldn't matter because it's not US currency.*

*Tae and Hawkmon walk into the house.*

Tae: <Euryale!>

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Patamon: <Do you even have money?>

Allina: <Maybe...>

*She orders two McMenu BigMac's and prepays with some cash she takes from a brown leather wallet she was keeping in her pocket.*

Patamon: <That's not yours.>

Allina: <It was lying around weird guy's apartment. I'm sure he wont' mind.>

Patamon: <It probably isn't his either.>

Allina: <Oh.>

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*He doesn't give a shit and googles for some Zarek info.*