Digital Mayhem

*Aquilamon falls to the ground and gets back up, shooting laser rings at Tuskmon while staring at Angewomon.*

[Gatomon...]

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*Allina and Razz run up to the Meramon from behind, each holding a fire extinguisher, and shoot at them. Pegasusmon takes this chance to send light orbs flying towards them from his wings. AeroVeedramon swings his tail at BlueMeramon.*

T"Trying...to find...this...jerk...!"

*She points at MegaSeadramon.*

*Angewomon runs at Tuskmon holding up her hands, a cross of light appearing and she pushes Tuskmon back. The other Tuskmon charges at Aquilamon limping as it does so, bent over to gorge Aquilamon with its horns.*

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Taiyo:<He was stinking up Euryale's house.>

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*The Meramon ignore the two, and shield themselves with their arms from Pegasusmon's attack. BlueMeramon grabs AeroVeedramon's tail in both of its hands. AeroVeedramon feels his entire body go cold as ice runs up it.*

E"There's no need to be so rude about it."

T"Oh. Here's some help with that."

*Tsune picks up a hose & starts spraying MegaSeadramon in the eyes.*

B<Help me, Black Agumon!>

*Black Agumon produces a blender & starts making smoothies.*

A<What? Did he say something? It's a shame I'm too busy to help with his predicament.>

B<Traitor!>

*Aquilamon takes flight to dodge the attack and blasts Tuskmon.*

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*Allina and Razz hurl the fire extinguishers at the Meramon and go to get the emergency hose nearby. Pegasusmon slide digivolves to MagnaAngemon who flies to AeroVeedramon and carefully breaks the ice with his sword. AeroVeedramon shoots an energy beam at the two Meramon.*

*Tuskmon stumbles and slides. Lying lifeless on the ground it desolves into data. Angewomon takes flight and fires an arrow into Tuskmon finishing it off.*

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Taiyo:<I'm going to um... go look for Hitomi.>

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*One of grabs the other and hurls it into the attacks path destroying it and absorbs the data.*

Meramon:<Meramon digivolve to... SkullMeramon!>

*The ignored BlueMeramon still holding on to AeroVeedramon's tail engulfs itself and AeroVeedramon by extension in cold flames. SkullMeramon opens its mouth and spits a gob of blue fire at MagnaAngemon.*

T"Oh, I just came from where she is. There are Digimon everywhere."

E"Good or bad?"

T"They're throwing up on us."

*Aquilamon absorbs the data and degenerates.*

Hawkmon: <Tae, do we go back?>

Tae: <No, let's find a way to go home.>

*Hawkmon glances at Hitomi, sighing.*

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*MagnaAngemon blocks the attack with his shield and sends a barrage of light arrows flying towards SkullMeramon. AeroVeedramon moans in pain, turning around abruptly and slashing at BlueMeramon.*

*Angewomon lands beside Hitomi and degenerates.*

Salamon:<What do we do now?>

"I don't know."

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Taiyo:<That's gross. Let's go find Feathers and Hitomi.>

BlackGabumon:<...Feathers?>

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*The gob sticks to MagnaAngemon's shield and keeps burning. SkullMeramon exhales a stream of blue fire destroying the arrows and a chain unravels around its arm. BlueMeramon lets go of AeroVeedramon and hurls a fireball at MagnaAngemon. SkullMeramon lashes out with its chain, wrapping it around AeroVeedramon's neck.*

T"Oh, that's easy. Just follow the smell of vomit & garbage that isn't coming from MegaSeadramon."

*Black Agumon starts sniffing the ground & walks towards the others.*

A<Ugh! Are you fighting a shit monster or just rolling around in a cesspool?>

*Tae and Hawkmon walk off to find a good police station.*

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*MagnaAngemon creates a portal that sucks in the fireball and the gob, then proceeding to slash at the chain, his Excalibur glowing. AeroVeedramon turns its head and fires a beat at SkullMeramon, particularly its chain arm.*

*Hitomi and Salamon keep going the way they were going because those two are a couple of awkward teenagers.*

Salamon:<He's being weird.>

"I... I guess."

*Hitomi glances over her shoulder at Tae.*

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*They end up back where the Raremon appeared. They know this because the smell is overpowering and the two large pools of garbage juice with bits of machinery in them. There's no sign of Hitomi or Tae.*

Taiyo:<This is like Snakey turned up to eleven!>

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*MagnaAngemon loses his shield arm in the process seeing as the gob is stuck to it. SkullMeramon yanks on the chain, pulling AeroVeedramon to the floor. A chain on its other arm unravels and SkullMeramon proceeds to whip AeroVeedramon with it. BlueMeramon unleashes a stream of fire from its hands at MagnaAngemon.*

<Why does she keep making fun of me?!>

E"So now where?"

T"I dunno. Check for footprints?"

*MagnaAngemon's portal sucks in the flames before disappearing and he slashes at the chain again 'cause apparently a magic sword isn't good enough to cut a chain. AeroVeedramon turns its head and fires a beam at SkullMeramon, particularly its chain arm.*

*Hitomi finds herself in a disturbingly empty park.*

Salamon:<Hitomi, are we looking for anything in particular?>

"No."

*Big Ben rings eleven times.*

[I don't like this city.]

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*There are no footprints as no one in their right mind would step in a bigass pool of garbage juice. Taiyo looks at her digivice and sees two faint signals moving away in different directions. One moving forward and another to the right. The one moving forward eventually disappears.*

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*Rather than wonder why he's being a self-centered shit, Tae passes a pawn shop with a couple of tv sets in the front window. Each shows a different news station that all show some shitty footage of a big sea serpent, some other critters, and three girls strolling down the street. Being outside he can't hear if anything is being said.*

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*SkullMeramon cuts AeroVeedramon off by yanking on the chain around its neck and begins to reel him in. The other chain wraps back up around its arm and it exhales a stream of blue fire at AeroVeedramon. Forgotten as always, BlueMeramon grabs MagnaAngemon's wings that begin to freeze over.*

B<I think that helicopter is taping me. Hi, helicopter! Can I be the next American Idol?!>

T"This is England."

B<My dreams were crushed before they began!>

A<Taiyo, since they're still being stupid, I think we should follow the signal that just disappeared. I'm guessing it's Hitomi.>

Taiyo:<Okay! BlackGabumon digivol->

BlackGabumon:<Wait!>

*BlackGabumon walks so he's not going to be anywhere close to getting his feet in the garbage juice.*

BlackGabumon:<Okay.>

*BlackGabumon digivolves, and Taiyo climbs on BlackGarurumon's back.*

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*Glass rains down as BlackWarGreymon crashes through a skylight stepping on SkullMeramon's chain, so it can't be moved. SkullMeramon exhales a stream of fire that BlackWarGreymon blocks with its Brave Shield. BlackWarGreymon lunges at SkullMeramon who retracts its chain in time to get slashed across the chest followed by an uppercut.*

BlackWarGreymon:<Black Tornado!>

*BlackWarGreymon drills through SkullMeramon destroying it. While absorbing its data it lets out a roar and turns its attention on AeroVeedramon, MagnaAngemon and BlueMeramon. It steps towards the three but its eyes widen in surprise and it takes off outside the skylight it came in from.*

Tae: <(Something isn't right... I was pretty sure the Digimon appearances ceased after we were summoned to the Digital World...)>

Hawkmon: <Tae?>

Tae: [Well, it's not my problem.] <I think my aunt still lives around here. Let's try and find her house.>

Hawkmon: <Okay...>

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Allina: <Was that Agu?>

MagnaAngemon: <I... don't... think so?>

*Razz quickly climbs on AeroVeedramon and they fly through the window.*

*Euryale & Black Agumon climb up as well. Tsune & Betamon after that.*

T"Can't you climb any faster?"

B<Get off my fin, woman, I have stout little frog legs!>

BlackGarurumon:<Why do you hate me? I had enough trouble carrying all of you before. And Betamon smells.>

*BlackGarurumon takes off down the street.

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*Tae gets the feeling that he's being followed like the night before. It's probably the Ghost of Self-Centered Shits coming to shove a foot up his ass.*

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*BlueMeramon begins ripping MagnaAngemon's feathers out. The frozen feathers fall to the floor and shatter. AeroVeedramon's pursuit of BlackWarGreymon shows to be in vain till' it turns around and charges, the sunlight reflecting off its Dramon Killers.*

Tae: <We need to hurry.>

Hawkmon: <Why?>

Tae: <Just hurry.>

*They walk hastily down a couple streets, trying to find Tae's aunt's house.*

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*MagnaAngemon spins and slashes at BlueMeramon before stepping back and send a light blade flying towards it. He then creates a portal that starts sucking it in.*

Razz: <Wai--Woahh!>

*He holds onto AeroVeedramon's neck tighter as he backflips and tries to dart away from BlackWarGreymon.*

Razz: <Are you the redhead's BlackAgumon!?>

E"I didn't think 3 girls & a few small animals would be a problem for a wolf the size of a truck."

B<And stop talking about my smell!>

BlackGarurumon:<I can't help it! I feel like I can smell each individual odor that makes up your super smell.>

*They eventually arrive at the disturbingly empty park. Hitomi and Salamon are sitting on a bench. Salamon curled up in Hitomi's lap.*

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*Overhead two large shadows cover Tae and Hawkmon. Whatever it is above them squaks really loud.*

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*BlueMeramon and what feathers it tore out of MagnaAngemon's back are sucked into the gate. BlackWarGreymon says nothing but dashes towards AeroVeedramon, purple flames circling the Dramon Killers nails.*

BlackWarGreymon:<Dragon Crusher!>

*It swings its claws sending a flame arc towards them.*

T"Sorry about running off like that. Moron here is apparently germophobic."

*She holds up Betamon.*

B<You've been complaining about the smell nonstop, you hypocrites!>

*Tae and Hawkmon stop and slowly look up.*

[Not again...]

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Razz: <...Apparently not.>

*AeroVeedramon sends light blades flying into the fire and quickly creates a large wind sphere around him. Pegasusmon darts towards BlackWarGreymon from behind, making shooting stars rain upon it. Allina is still down at the mall.*

Allina: <Go, Patamon!!>