Digital Mayhem

*The tree, part of the sidewalk outside the yard, part of the neighbors yard, and five Numemon are destroyed.*

BlackGabumon:<Told you you didn't have to digivolve to ultimate.>

"I'm... I'm going to go hide under your bed before the police or the army show up."

*Taiyo and BlackGabumon slowly back up and go inside.*

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"I... I don't know."

*They heard the explosion from outside and the door shut as Taiyo and BlackGabumon slowly walk back in.*

[Maybe they'll stop asking me questions now.]

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Tsukaimon:<You'd have to find where they're coming from.>

*Tae shrugs and smiles awkwardly before following Taiyo and BlackGabumon wherever they're going. Hawkmon stays behind with Salamon and Hitomi.*

Tae: <Taiyo, I need to talk to you!>

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Allina: <Wild guess: the Digital World.>

Razz: <Yeah, don't you know anything else?>

*The duo walks back in with a pair of satisfied smirks on their faces, which quickly turn grim.*

E"Now how do we get rid of their godawful stench?"

*While BlackGabumon hides under the bed in the guest room, Taiyo peeks her head out from under Euryale's a hand covering her mouth and nose.*

"I bet Betamon could wash all the stuff of the house. That might help a little bit."

*She crawls out from under the abandoning her nest made of Euryale's underwear and looks at Tae.*

"About what?"

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Tsukaimon:<The portal that leads from the Digital World to this one.>

Tae: <A Digimon hunting service we're planning so we can make some money.>

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Razz: <You must know where it is.>

Veemon: <Do you know about the other Digidestined?>

Allina: <Yeah, do you know anyone called Taegan, Euryale, Hitomi, Tai..yo and T--uhhh...?>

Razz&Patamon: <Tsune.>

"What? That sounds dumb."

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Tsukaimon:<Nope. Can I go now?>

Tae: <What? You'll need money to get se--eh--eh--uhh--cool clothes to seduce Euryale. Probably. I don't know, I'm hungry.>

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Allina: <You don't wanna stay with us? We were about to go get breakfast.>

*She pats him. Patamon glares at him and Razz and Veemon just stare.*

"I'll get rid of them in exchange for cleaning services to my house."

"It's decided then...?"

*Taiyo looks out the window as a police officer talks to the neighbor.*

"Umm... That's bad, isn't it?"

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Tsukaimon:<No, I think I'm going to go back to whatever's left of my home.>

Hawkmon: <We can be... the Friendly Neighborhood Digimen. Or the Digimon Busters!>

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Allina: <Hum. How?>

Razz: <Yeah... how?>

Salamon:<No!>

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Tsukaimon:<Magic?>

*Tsukaimon begins to take flight and soon flies off.*

Tsukaimon:<Bye!>

Tae: <(Salamon is mad.)>

Hawkmon: <I don't see YOU coming up with any names.>

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Allina: <That's cheating!>

Patamon: <"They're coming from the portal to the Digital World! I don't know where it is even though I just came through it! Now Imma leave through the portal of unknown location!" Liar.>

"We don't need one. Even if we had one, no one outside of our group knows what a 'Digimon' even is. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to call for a professional window & siding cleaner."

*She sets off, picking up the phone.*

*Taiyo stares at Euryale who presumably is still wearing whatever she wore to bed.*

Taiyo:<When you're done with that can I help you pick out an outfit to wear today? Tsuney can help too.>

*While speaking she points at Tsune.*

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*While standing/wandering around like dillholes, two Dinobeemon swoop at them.*

E"No. You make me wear things that aren't appropriate for the situation &/or weather. And I don't think Tsune's going anywhere any time soon. Yes, hello, I was wondering if you'd be able to remove the smell of the feces of an unknown animal from the side of my house?"

*Tsune is now rocking back & forth in the position she's been in since last night.*

T"I see the moon & the moon sees me...."

Phone:<Knowing what kind of animal it is would be nice, but we'll give it a shot.>

Taiyo:<But... But... Ohh...>

*Taiyo hangs her head, sulking.*

*Tae and Hawkmon turn to stare at Tsune like "Well, shit."*

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*MagnaAngemon sends a barrage of golden razor feathers at them and AeroVeedramon envelops one of them in a tornado of wind blades.*

*One Dinobeemon flails its arms around as the wind blade cut into it. The other dives to avoid the feathers and charges MagnaAngemon thrashing around.*

"Great! When can I book an appointment?"

*MagnaAngemon opens a portal right in front of Dinobeemon and flies upwards and over it, slashing down across its head and back. AeroVeedramon shoots an energy beam at the other one.*

*She hears the sound of pages turning.*

Phone:<How does two thirty sound?>

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*MagnaAngemon slashes through an after image. Two more Dinobeemon appear beside him for a few seconds before the images fade, the real Dinobeemon barrels into MagnaAngemon clawing at his back. The other Dinobeemon charges towards AeroVeedramon moving side to side, up and down, leaving after images before appearing in front of him clawing at his stomach.*

"Sure."

Phone:<All right. Thank you for choosing Wally's Window Washer for your exterior cleaning needs. Goodbye.>

"Later."

*She hangs up.*

"And now, to change."

*Taiyo looks up eyes wide like "Maybe she'll ask me to help pick something out.*

[Please, please, please, please!]