Golden Age: Revival

Aiden leans back and just ponders as he is being left out of the action for now.

*Once in the water, Euryale inclines her head on a rock. She winces, as it's not particularly comfortable. Taiyo feels something fleshy scrabbling at her thighs & lower back.*
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<I am President Koshkey.>

*He gestures towards the woman.*

<German swimsuit model Genoveva Von Vilmos. My...how you say...?>
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*Somehow, she falls out the window, landing in a tree, which then deposits her painfully on the forest ground. As the procession nears her, she can see buff, war-painted men marching, armed with torches & spears.*

Aiden sighs again and flicks at the water with boredom.

Azuma:<Nice to meet you? I'm Azuma Huraka.>

"I'm Mimiru Tugai."

*The two extend a hand.*

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*Taiyo's eyes widen in surprise before ignoring whatever it was and loves up to Euryale*

"What's it like to live forever?"

[Them ghosts shoving girls out the window.]

*She quickly gets up with a groan and walks backwards towards the wall, pointing at them*

Allina: <...Holy shit.>

*As Nero watches in amazement, one of the warriors lowers his spear & charges her.*
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"What makes you think I live forever?"

*This time, both she & Aiden feel something swim past them.*
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*He glares at the hands before shaking them.*

<What...you want?>

"You were staring at us and it's often never a good thing to be stared at by a complete stranger."

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"'Cause asking what it's like to be thousands of years old may have come off as rude. ...Euryale? Is something swimming by you or is it just me?"

Aiden yells out, "Hey something just brushed up against me are you two alright over there?"

*Allina shrieks and runs around the house to the door*

Allina: <Go away, stalkers!>

"What are you, retarded?"

*Nero slides down the gutter towards her.*

"I hear you're supposed to get down & cover yourself in filth to get rid of them. Or we could try to steal one of their weapons & fight them."
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*Koshkey rears back like he was slapped.*

<How dare you accuse me of this?!>
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"No. And it was...well, I wasn't aware of most of it...."

*Taiyo & Aiden both feel as though they've been bit on the ass.*

"What? You were. I figured it had something to do with us trying to get into your house over there."

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"Most of it?"

*Taiyo screams and jumps up.*

"Please tell me you pinched me..."

Aiden jumps as well and lands on the stone surrounding the hot spring. "The FUCK!?" he curses, his accent is noticeably thicker when he does.

Allina: <Ew. Okay. You go and find some mud while I beat them up.>

*She runs to the front warrior yelling and shoulder slamming him*

"I did not."

*They both notice a creature like a cross between a frog & a human the size of a backpack with long claws & a wide grin.*

"I don't think it's native, whatever it is."
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<I did no such thing! Begone from my sight!>
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*Rather than spearing her dumb ass, the warrior grabs her around the waist & hoists her into the air. Another warrior throws some kind of powder in her face & when she's dropped, she finds herself forced to march along with them, unable to move her body by her own directive.*

"Hmm...this could be bad."

"Jeez, calm down, asshole."

*Mimiru storms away. Azuma smiles nervously followed by an even more nervous laugh.*

Azuma:<It was... nice meeting you two.>

*He runs off after Mimiru.*

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*Taiyo climbs out of the spring and backs away from it.*

"Think it'll leave us alone if we go to a different spring?"

"Very much not native" Aiden calmly walks over to a rack where a bunch of towels were hanging on a wooden pole and summarily knocks the pole out to use it as a weapon. "I'll pay for the damages later."

Allina: <Nero, do something!>

*The man glares after them, before whipping out a cell phone & speaking in Russian. They can't understand most things, but they do hear the name "Psyche."*
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"Fuck you expect me to do?"

*The girl from before walks towards them. The warriors seem to disappear in flame & smoke, & Allina drops to the ground, released from the curse, but already exhausted.*

"Okay, now I KNOW you're not normal."
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"Call me crazy, but I think it eats your insides out through your anus. Oh, how I wish I still had my armor."

*She settles for wrapping the towel around her & eyeing it warily. Without warning, they leap.*

Allina: <(It's like I'm stuck in Nero's perverted dream.)>

*She gets up and pants for a few seconds before running to them*

Allina: <So hi.>

"Fantastic" Aiden uses the makeshift weapon to fling a towel at the thing's face before wrapping towel around himself tightly. He then uses the wooden pole to grab another towel off the wet ground, drags it along, with a twist and spin he smacks the creature broadside with the wet towel much like locker room shennangians only much more painful.

Azuma:<That's definetly an interesting way to meet a politician.>

"It was his fault for staring like some kind of weirdo. I should go back there a-"

*Azuma stands in front of her, grabbing her hands.*

Azuma:<Hush. It doesn't matter anymore. We're here for whatever reason, so we might as well make the best of it.>

*Mimiru blushes and looks away, pulling her hands away from him.*

"Fine... Stupid Azuma."

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"Rip its head off! No one goes near my butt, but you."

N"My what? That makes no sense."

???<It's not too late yet. But...should I disappear, you'll need to make a sacrifice to the volcano.>

N"What? Like a virgin?"

???<Something like that.>
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"I--what?"

*It tackles Taiyo, scratching & biting at her face. The other one skids on the floor. Getting mad, it hops up & leaps for Aiden's towel.*
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OOC: Can't do much if I don't know where they're going or what they're doing.

*They realize that it's almost nighttime, & they'll be expected back in school on Monday, the day after tomorrow.*

Aiden doges and spins the wooden shaft sweeping up two wet towels and flinging them at the creature with speed. "If ether of you have a good idea now would be a good time to say it!"

*Azuma yawns.*

Azuma:<But before doing any romantic stuff, I'm tired.>

"You? Romantic? Oh, that's hilarious... I guess we're going back to the hotel."

Azuma:<I don't like it either, but unless you want to sleep on a bench, we're going back to the hotel.>

*The two head for the hotel.*

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*Taiyo tries to pry the Kappa away from her face*

Allina: <Hey, don't look at me. What the hell's going on anyway?>