Golden Age: Revival

*She glances at Euryale and then stares at the Guard*

Allina: <(Russia.)>

E"You both had your chance, & you both failed. Azuma. She probably knew we`d have to meet with her for something sooner or later. Especially with him on the loose."

N"(What about Russia?)"

*They are then lead to the beach where Thiera is reclining prone on a beach chair with a rather simple white bathing suit & a pair of sunglasses. She looks like she took a bath in sunscreen.*

Thiera<I wonder. Do you lot enjoy ruining my vacations, or do you just have no lives of your own?>

"Switzerland," Ren put his hands up in the air, "I claim no responsibility for what they do I'm only here in Australia for the girls."

Taiyo:<I didn't get a chance to pick anything!>

"Him? What him?>

*Taiyo pokes Thiera in the face then shakes her hand like she's just touched something really gross.*

Taiyo:<Eeewww! Did you smear butter on your enture body or what?>

Allina: <Hey, rich lady! Give us back Pele and make Roatha speak good. Or Euryale will crush your head between her Russ--boobs.>

Thiera<I burn easily. Also, I'm proud of my skin.>

*She whips off her sunglasses, sitting up & staring at Allina as though she had said just asked why her cheeseburger had cheese on it.*

Thiera<Oh, you are so incredibly SLOW. WHY would I need you to bring me Roatha if I was the one who captured him? WHY would I be digging up ancient cities if I already had a volcano goddess? I need you to hold him down, by the way. He won't like this.>

*She produces a bowl of what looks like partially dried cement & dips a spoon into it. She has to grip the bowl in her legs & yank upwards with both arms to get a gop of the stuff out.*

Taiyo:<You can't just get a spray on tan? I'm sure if you do it right you won't look like an Umpaloompa.>

~After the bowl is produced~

Taiyo:<I'm still confident he doesn't have the teeth for that.>

Allina: <What is that thing!?>

"Looks nasty" Ren says after he decides it would be best to not comment on how Thiera looks like a big giant orange at the moment. After she said someone would need to restrain Roatha he smiled, "Oh I thought you'd never ask" as he puts a vice tight hold on Roatha, locking his arms behind his back and restraining his legs by applying his heels to a presure point near his ankles.

"Someone might want to grab his legs too, just in case."

*Allina rams her fist into Ren's face and pushes him away from Roatha*

Allina: <No touchie!>

OOC: Because sunscreen is orange.

E"She just said to. Weren't you paying attention at all?"

*Euryale pries his mouth open & he begins thrashing around. Thiera shoves a gob of the stuff into his mouth. He wretches, & starts shouting something incomprehensible.*

<It usually doesn't work on the first try.>

*She shoves another gob into his mouth.*

R"Parlez vous Francais?!"

<Close, but not quite.>

~A dozen or so later~

R"What the Hell is wrong with you people? Is this some kind of sick fetish? Do you get off on this shit?"

"Great Success" Ren punches Roatha in the stomach, "That's for biting me you asshat!"

"What was that crap? It looks like really bad oatmeal."

*Allina rams Ren onto the floor and bites his nose, snarling*

Allina: <I said, NO. TOUCHIE.>

*Roatha bites his ankle on the way down.*

E"It was the same thing she gave me. Bricks from the Tower of Babel."

Thiera<Hey. If you want to stay any longer, one of you's gonna have to give me a back massage. Not you.>

*She adds the last part while pointing at Ren.*

"YARGH!! Hey he bit me while I was trying to keep him from running into the school with his lightning sword! You should be thanking me not beating me!"

"You were fed bricks? We're definetely out of the loop about something."

Taiyo:<Euryale was some kind of monster till' Slimy here did some stuff and made her the goddess you see before you. And fed her that icky stuff so she can speak English.>

"Huh. There is no part of that story that I do not doubt. Except for maybe the goddess bit, but that's personal preferences and all."

Mimiru:<We might thank you, but we don't like you. I think Blondie has already demonstrated her dislike for you.>

*She points at Ren, getting off of him*

Allina: <You, shush.>

*She then points at Thiera*

Allina: <You, what do you know about Pele?>

*She turns to point at Euryale*

Allina: <You--Holy shit, I think they've gotten bigger.>

*Thiera rolls over, resting her chin on her arms.*

<You want to stay & ask questions? You know what you have to do.>

R"I'm sorry, I just can't get past all of the goo. It looks like jizz. No offense."

<None taken.>

E"I guess I can do it."

"ARGH!! All of you, I hate all of you... especially you" he points to Azuma for no reason.

*Allina glances at Euryale and climbs on top of Thiera, massaging her back*

Allina: <Okay, rich lady. Where the hell is Pele.>

"That's okay, I'm not really fond of you either."

*Azuma looks up at the sky.*

"Not really fond of this sun either."

Mimiru:<That's because you're always wearing that stupid jacket no matter the season. If you pass out from heat exhaustion, I'm leaving you here.>

Taiyo:<And I'll do Euryale!>

R"Which one's Euryale?"

*Euryale raises her hand.*

R"The Hell you will."

N"Where did you come from, anyway?"

R"Camelot."

<I don't know.>

".... what?"

Allina: <Sounds exotic.>

*She pushes her hands into Thiera's back harder*

Allina: <Pele!>