Golden Age: Revival

*Taiyo holds on to Euryale's arm and hisses at Roatha.*

Mimiru:<Did you just say Camelot?>

"And I always thought the weirdest thing I'd ever see in this country is a spider that isn't the size of a small dog."

R"Yes. Camelot. Now buzz off. Euryale, if you'd lie on that empty beach chair...."

E"I don't really want a massage, actually."

*Roatha drops to his knees, hands held aloft, screaming into the sky.*

R"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*After this, he collapses on the ground, twitching.*

E"Well...that was different."

<How many times must I tell you that I don't know? Don't force me to hurt you. And ease up a bit. Go for the lower back.>

Taiyo:<Allina, your unwashed weirdo is dumb. Can we leave him in a storm drain?>

"And hope he gets washed away by the rain? Fat chance, this is Australlia. Rain? What the hell is that?"

Allina: <I'm not feeling your butt up! This is harrassment, or something.>

*She gets off of her and grabs Roatha by the wrists, trying to drag him down the beach*

Allina: <Nooo. Let's buy him a cute little cage to carry him around every where. Or a baby cart. A yellow baby cart. Let's go!>

"Dude never even said his name."

R"You're just upset 'cause I'm moving in on your territory."

E"I told you, it's Roatha."

R"You're into that shit? Nice."

N"I'm still here, you know."

R"No one cares."

*Roatha stops at the beach.*

R"Do people--?"

E"Still swim naked? No. I checked."

R"Damn."

N"Good thing they don't, or I'd be arrested for whaling...because my cock is hu--"

R"Your new name is Whalefucker."

"Wait... Roatha... from Camelot? Are you a cosplayer? Because that's a character in this guy's book."

Taiyo:<They still do it just depends on the country, but I don't think this is one of them. Oh well, I've seen her in nothing but a towel, so I'm happy.>

"That's nice and all, but what are we doing here again?"

Mimiru:<Gonna go for a swim and probably get attacked by a kraken or something equally aquatic and out of the ordinary.>

Allina: <Baby Roatha wants to swim? Or drown Nero? Either is fine with me. Also, what book?>

OOC: Beach Episode!

R"I was thinking something more...intimate. Just the 2 of us."

N"Wow. You work fast."

R"I've been locked on an island for a thousand years or so. Gotta make up for lost time."

Ren, "There's this author, uh, I forget his name but he's having a book signing here in Sydney (I think that's where we are at anyway)."

Taiyo:<Euryale, you want to be a mermaid?! You too, Mimi.>

Mimiru:<No. And stop calling me that.>

"Come on, Mimi, you'll have fuuun... Ow!"

*Mimiru grabs Azuma's hand and began squezzing it. Hard.*

Allina: <I don't get it.>

N"He wants to have sex, goddamnit!"

R"Or maybe just cuddle on the beach."

N"Dude. You're fuckin' gay."

E"Well, I sure as Hell don't want to swim."

N"Why not?"

E"My boobs float up & smack me in the face."

Ren stares at Euryale, "I don't think Taiyo would have any problems with holding them down for you."

He turns to Allina, "And... yeah, he wants to bone you, what guy wouldn't? You are pretty hot."

Taiyo:<I wouldn't mind, but my idea is fun for the both of us.>

*Taiyo lets go of Euryale's arm long enough to take her hand and walks further down the beach picking up a couple of shells in the process.*

"What do you want to do?"

Mimiru:<I want ice cream.>

Allina: <Stalker!>

*She grabs Roatha's right arm and resumes dragging him down the beach*

Allina: <Nero! Let's go find Pele!>

N"We're not going to find her! We don't have the slightest idea of where to look!"

R"So...wait. You guys & Thiera are enemies?"

"Yeah"

Allina: <It's a pretty funny story. Nero kept saying she was evil and I was like "nowai, that's mo' like a fantasy of yours", but then they kidnapped this volcano goddess and Nero went all perverted and I was like "That bitch rich lady!", but apparently it wasn't her but she still did some shit to the others in Japan or Ukraine or whatever so everyone's like "Kill it with fire! Or Euryale's boobs!". Yeah.>

"Yet we're quite friendly for 'enemies'."

*Azuma wanders off in search of ice cream while Mimiru wanders off on to the beach. Taiyo stands behind Euryale and holds a hand holding a couple of shells over her shoulder*

Taiyo:<You might want to hold these.>

*She turns around.*

E"Why?"

*Azuma finds an ice cream stand. Under the words "ice cream" it says, "This isn't a free ride. I gave you enough of those already." with an arrow pointing to the list of prices.*

R"You guys are morons."

N"He finally catches on. So how do you know Thiera, anyway?"

R"The people who captured me acted like she was the antichrist. So, naturally, I figured she'd be on my side."

"Two scoops of Rolo and two scoops of Cookie Dough. In those pointy waffery cones."

Taiyo:<If you want to be a mermaid, you have to look the part. There's nothing living in them. I checked.>

"That sounds pretty dumb Roatha."

*Allina kicks Ren in the crotch. She then resumes hugging Roatha*

Allina: <She's evil. I assume. Yeah, I don't really get it either. Can we go home yet? Roatha needs a nice bubble bath. I have the cutest pink tub from when I was a baby.>