RP Topic I Have No Clever Name For

OOC
Is this a physical thing? Because otherwise the electricity would just pass through it...

OOC: If you don't know anything about how electricity works, maybe.

OOC
I thought it was some psychic bull-crap you had pulled out of your arse.

IC
The attack was stopped, but as Noah's own spell broke, Kira's chains began trapping him again.

*Noah breaks out of the spell, which has become greatly weakened since it's been trying to contain him for so long. He then shoulder checks Kira, sending him flying.*

"Do you get it now? I'm sure these Hollows were Adjuchas. And one of them even feels like a Vasto Lordes. If you're having this much trouble with me, how can you possibly hope to beat them? What will you do when we finally FIND Lilith? March back into the Soul Society & hope we aren't spotted by the enemy?"

"You... bastard..." Kira panted as he picked himself back up from the ground, then shot his eyes over to Noah, "I'll teach you to fucking hit me!"

Kira disappeared for a moment, performing a precise shunpo to reappear directly behind Noah, "Tenran ken Sokatsui!"
The spell was weaker for lack of an incantation, however the combination sent a tornado of air bearing down on Noah, filled with blue fire and travelling fast.

*Noah backhands him through the blaze. When it clears, he's somehow lost his shirt to the burns.*

"I think it's time you learned why I'm in Squad 11."

*He slashes the ground. As a screaming noise emits from the Zanpakuto, the whole street explodes in a column of rock & smoke. He traces through the air & a Kido net appears around Kira. Every time a rock hits it, a large explosion blows it into chunks of shrapenel.*

OOC
Wait... he backhanded THROUGH a flying blaze of fire WITHOUT Hierro and ONLY lost his shirt?

IC
Shit, I'll have to get creative.
"Tozansho ken Shakkaho!"
An inverted, blue pyramid appeared around Kira and began launching blasts of red fire in five directions (for each face of the pyramid)- effectively shielding him from the shrapnel and attacking at the same time.
What is Kite doing? He is just watching as a damned grunt attacks a senior officer!

Noctis smiled a bit and took her drink from Euryale. "Thanks, now lets go get our seats." Noct said, heading for theater number 4, the one showing their movie.

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OOC: I refuse to take part in what I think you're planning... I refuse.

Mortal looked around at the space she was in. "What kind of place is this?" She asked. She gave the place another once over before joining in on the conversation, "Figures they would only be able to hold the line for a day, weaklings." Mortal said, folding her arms. "Why don't you think reinforcements will be an issue? When the home front is invaded don't you think it a smart strategy to bring everyone back for defense, unless its another plan of yours, I can never truly tell."

Mortal looked over at Senthose and said a bit cautiously, "The stealth force, why do you think attacking the stealth force is necessary? A bunch of flighty assassin types should prove little more than background noise during all of this. If anything, I say its smarter to cripple their medical division so that it takes the wounded longer to heal."

Kite: <Pretend you don't hear me so you don't A) have to admit you're retarded and B) get your ass kicked.>

OOC: 1-What am I planning? 2-I only have so many ways to describe injuries.

E"There's a spot near the back with 3 seats, & one closer to the front with 2."
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"The Soul Reapers stationed outside the Soul Society are nothing. I'd be amazed if I even needed my ressurrecion to handle a whole battalion. As for the stealth division, they handle prisoners, communication, information-gathering, & of course, assassination. I'd say they're a pretty important target. Especially since that Soi Fon woman looks pretty uptight."

<Ah. Actually, I believe she is not aware of that particular plan yet.>

"That's fascinating. I don't care."
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*Kira is starting to run low on energy. Noah takes this moment to slash repeatedly, sending blades of sound slicing at the pyramid.*

"Damn it" Kira leapt sideways and out of the pyramid, landing by his Zanpakuto and grabbing it out of the ground.

"Pa-su Keibatsu, Tentei!"
The purple mist immediately swamped Noah, blocking out his vision almost entirely.
"Bakudo 26, Kyokko." He whispered, then disappeared and shunpo'd the Noah's left, so that their shoulders were practically touching.

With his last burst of energy before being basically spent, he clutched the flaming javelin like a sword and swung it around in a wide arc at Noah's shoulder.

The fight seemed pointless, but this man was attacking a senior officer with strength expected to be used against an enemy.
Was Noah a traitor? Was he actually trying to 'off' Kira?

*The last thing Kira sees before he blacks out is an arm smacking him in the face at an odd angle. He wakes up an unknown amount of time later with several bruises, most of them hand-&-knuckle shaped that he definitely didn't get while fighting to see Noah using his own severed arm as a back scratcher.*

Kira looks extremely shocked, "Holy shit! W-what the hell?!"

Noctis shrugged, "We could take the front and Lilith could sit on my lap, but I prefer the back anyway." She said making her way up the steps, towards the seats. With a small huff, Noct takes the middle seat and leans back. "Alright, time for the previews..." She said with a hint of a smile.

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OOC: You know what I mean! I won't do it, I refuse to do it.

"Maybe if this plan was going to last long enough for things like information gathering to be a problem, but I was under the impression that we were not here on vacation. As for assassination attempts, don't you think those will come regardless, or is the Stealth Force the only division smart enough to try and attack from behind? The prisoner thing also seems pretty pointless to worry about, unless you want to start another riot, in addition to the hollow invasion we already have going, and like I said before, if we act fast communication shouldn't be an issue. That said, if memory serves the communications division is the 5th division of the Stealth Force, meaning it will be run by the fifth seat of Squad 2. Kill him and you cripple their communications without having to take on the main force entirely. Even if we do take out the Communications division of the Stealth Force, doesn't Soul Society as a whole rely on a butterfly system? It sounds like it would be a waste of time to go after them if our goal is Squad 12." Mortal said, trying to rationalize an attack on the Stealth Force in her head but coming up blank.

OOC: Killing Soi Fon?

*Lilith sits in the middle seat. Euryale sits on the other side.*

L"I'm keeping you 2 from lezzing out in the middle of the theater. It's not right, I tell you!"

~On the Screen~

This summer...

Man<I'm gay, mom.>

Woman<Duh.>

Everyday drama...

Man<It's not what you think!>

Woman<You said I was a slut. How could that not be something else?>

Man<You walked into the room late, I was speaking sarcastically.>

Woman<Oh. Sorry, then.>

Man<It's cool.>

Solved reasonably.

L"...I don't think I've seen a movie that shitty since 'sneezing man' back in the 1900s."
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"You cut my arm off, so I beat you unconscious with it. Hey, this does 'Lilith' know healing kido?"
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<Actually, I plan to take control of the Soul Society. Also, Senthose can handle the Hell Butterflies. Isn't that right?>

"Butterflies have wings that are made of scales & legs that are covered in fur. It shouldn't be to difficult to generate an airborn fungus that clings to them & trigger scale rot."

OOC: Noct is already sitting in the middle seat.

Noct looked Lilith. "I'm already sitting here, but if you want to stop me from lezzing out by sitting on my lap, well... you're not doing a good job of that." Noct said, still pretty relaxed. "You know, you're pretty light, do they not feed you in Soul Society?"

As the first preview ended Noct shrugged her shoulders, "I actually might go to see that. Better than ending family drama with a hara kiri."

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OOC: I don't care if you do it, I just refuse to participate.

Mortal raised an eyebrow, "Oh, well alright then, so its genocide we're going after. I'm cool with that."

OOC: Seeing as you just ruined one of my RP gags, I guess you're just gonna have to fucking deal with it.

<Ha! I don't care about that any more. Once I'm in control, I can always exterminate those dirty Shinigami any time I wish.>
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*Lilith sits in the next seat, mumbling to herself.*

E"Oh. Hey. The movie's starting."

L"Hold on a second."

E"What?"

L"Are we speaking English or Japanese right now?"

E"...I don't know."

Noct looked at Lilith and raised an eyebrow, "Watashi-tachi wa eigo hanashite iru." She said flatly, "I think you need to cut back on the alcohol if you can't even tell what language you're speaking."

E"...What did she just say?"

L"I think she has a yeast infection."

"I said 'We're speaking English'." Noct said a bit confused, "Are you guys alright? I'm not speaking a foreign language or something, well, actually I am..."

Kira looked less shocked, "You're a tough son of a bitch."
He looked around himself and cracked his shoulders, neck and knuckles before answering Noah's question.
"Uh, probably. The R&D can probably give you a new arm. Sorry for taking it off..." Kira felt a little sorry for Noah, he was only trying to make a point, "I got a bit carried away. If you want, I can patch that stump of an arm up a bit more for you."

*Assuming Kite is still around, he just sort of chuckles, staring at Kira.*

Kira turned, with a suspicious look, to Kite.
"What's funny?"

Kite: <You, you funny guy.>

"Yeah, uh, that's quite all right. Hold on, I want to show you guys something."

*He sticks his Zanpakuto into the ground. After a few minutes, a ghostly, white-haired woman in a plain white robe appears before it.*

<What?>
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E"I...but...what?"

L"You ever get the feeling that you're forgetting something important?"
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*Senthose sets off for the Division 9 headquarters.*