RP Topic I Have No Clever Name For

L"I don't know, I bought the first bucket I saw at a dollar store. But I'm glad to hear that you find me adorable."

*She smiles.*

E"Shouldn't you--you know--help?"

L"All of us together MAY be able to beat Senthose, but then we'd have to deal with at least 24 Adjuchas-class Hollow. And I'm including the 2 of you in that assessment."

E"Then what? You're just gonna let them die?!"

L"If you saw a bullet train speeding towards a retarded panda, what would you do, punch the train?"
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*After finishing the slash, he lets go of the blade, which spins at his arm. He charges 2 Ceros & fires them, but when they pass through the blade, they're turned into hundreds of energy bolts, speeding towards Kujaku & the houses behind him.*
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*What he actually found was a man with partially-graying, shoulder-length black hair in Quincy attire, standing on the wall in front of him.*

<Not that I'm concerned for you, but don't you realize that if you go to reinforce them, you'll just get killed yourself?>

"W-what? I mean..." Kira grabbed the hilt of his zanpakuto, "Who are you?!"
He unsheathed his blade, "Speak quickly!"
His hate for the Quincy began to cloud his judgement.

*Illiad was in the middle of eating some delicious food when he decided to head back*

"See I knew there was some tasty food over here"

*Illiad ran back along the wall and spotted Kira*

"Shit" Kujaku is bombarded with the energy bolts and manages to avoid a decent chunk of them but still manages to get nailed. Some time during the assault though he manages to release his zanpakutou and leaps out of the smoke at Senthose.

Noct saw Lilith smile and couldn't help but smirk and say, "I said adorable in comparison to a dog, and followed up by saying that I wanted to bash your head in, you can take whatever compliment you want from that, adorable." Noctis then realized what Lilith had initially said, "Wait, how did you have money to buy anything from a dollar store, better yet, how could you, or do they just have spirit stores where you come from, and if so why?" Noct asked with a confused look on her face. Noct tried to focus and shook her head, "Never mind, it isn't important right now."

Noct took a seat and watched as Euryale, and Lilith went back and forth. When it was done Noct gave her two cents, "You know, she has a point, not about the whole train thing, I particularly think I can take him, at least in conjunction with you, but while I don't particularly like the guy, I'm fine sitting here and having them fight it out on their own. I mean, think about it, he hasn't attacked us, and he had two opportunities to, at the very least, sucker punch us. I'm not particularly driven to attack without reason. Plus those other Soul Reapers are here to take her away, from what I can tell anyway, and while she is starting to get on my nerves there is the fact that I particularly like being able to ask an actual Soul Reaper something and being able to get an answer, I mean, how many times will we get that opportunity. Even if we do find another Soul Reaper what are the chances she will be as... unique as her?" Noct shrugged, "In the end I won't let you go out there alone if you really want to fight, but I think its better to stick here. The devil you know is better than the one you don't. Hell, if you really want to fight it is probably smarter to just wait it out here and attack once the fight is over and capitalize on the opportunity."

*Seeing as he didn't say the release phrase, he did not. As he jumps, Rununganga sucker punches him, causing him to go flying, skipping across the street. Now that the pair of them are lying down with various wounds, Senthose opens a Senkaimon.*

"Be careful. When someone is backed into a corner, it means either victory or oblivion. Ingenuity & strength can be at their highest in times of desperation."

*With that he disappears, followed by all of the Hollows besides Rununganga. The Senkaimon closes & disappears behind him. Rununganga's body begins seeping into the street, causing it to fracture & shake.*
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L"So that's it! It's an invasion of the Soul Society!"

E"Are you going to stop it? Or at least help those 2 out?"

*Lilith looks back at the battle for a moment, biting her lip.*

L"I'll see how they fare on their own first."
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*Illiad, of course, intrudes on the talk with the Quincy.*

<This is twice now that uppity Soul Reapers have come seeking answers from us. Know your place! The girl at least had the sense to issue requests before demands.>

Kira shot a hateful glance and Illiad, "Step back Illiad, don't do anything"

He then looked back at the Quincy, "Please, just answer my question... my friends are in danger and if you don't speak, I will simply take you hostage and have you interrogated back in the Sereitei"

Noct stayed quiet, she saw what was going on but was genuinely disinterested in it all, "So, anyone up for a game of Twister?" Noct asked, hoping the answer would be yes, not that she really wanted to play, but it was better than going out and fighting.

"Well fine then...I'll just sit here like a jerk pretending that I'm a tree...A very sexy tree...'

*Pretends that he's a sexy tree*

L"This is just an excuse to try & take advantage of me, isn't it?"
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<You weren't strong enough to defeat Aamon. What makes you think you can defeat me? Or that I care about the Soul Society's problems, for that matter?>

Kira felt his rage growing as he listened to the Quincy.
"If you are line with the other Quincy, Aamon, it is my duty to capture you and take you in..."
As he spoke, he began to clear his head and focus, before muttering just loud enough so that Illiad would hear him- "Seize him, Illiad"

"Fuck" Kujaku blacks out.

"Might be. Then again, I guess it really comes down to how you define, 'taking advantage'. I mean, one person's awkward position is another person's fixed game of Twister." Noct said with a simple shrug of her shoulders.

*Attempts to seize the quincy with his iron like grip*

"I've got you now, you...Well I don't really have a name for you so I'm just going to call you 'Sir'"

<That's very polite. Your friend could learn a thing or 2 from you. It is as I told the girl: While we are called the Quincy Council, that position lost all moderating power long before we ever inherited it. Quincies, as a society, no longer exist. Even if we could get to Aamon, we haven't had the ability to enforce our laws for nearly 200 years. Aamon would not have the freedom he does today if it were not for the Soul Society, so I would say it is only karma that he seeks to destroy it now.>
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*The road continues to crack apart & break up into sand, dragging Kujaku down into the earth.*
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L"I have a better idea: Let's all lez out."

E"What? You've been complaining that you were afraid of being raped all of this time!"

L"Well, now it's different."

E"How?"

L"You're manlier than the Captain Commander & she's a constant buzzkill. This is pity sex."

Noctis simply smiled, "While I've never been one to say no to a pretty face, there is a life and death battle going on a few blocks away. It seems a bit rude and improper to have sex now." Noct shrugged, "Always next time though."

Kite: <Dude, no!!! Dammit! "Flare, Hephaestus!">

*His Zanpakuto turns into the bladerang and he flash steps above the Hollow, hurling it down towards it.*

"Ho! Apparently one of them just died. Yeah, I'd better get out there."

*She sheathes her Zanpakuto & starts climbing out the window.*
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*The weapon just kind of plows into the sand, where it disappears.*

<I think this is yours.>

*The Hollow turns around, opening its mouth & firing the bladearang back at him.*

Noct looked at Euryale, "Alright, I'm good considering this a lost cause if you are..." She said not really wanting to get out and fight even though she already had her FullBring activated.

*He kicks it away and lands in front of the Hollow.*

Kite: <I hate sand! Also, you probably killed that... person!>

*The bladearang returns darting right through the Hollow as Kite clenches his fists.*

"What are we supposed to do now? After all you give orders like no other kira...Lead the way'

*Illaid sits there patiently waiting for orders*

*The sand falls back together as Rununganga laughs, opening his mouth & charging a Cero. Lilith arrives on the scene beside him, katana drawn in front of her.*

L"There has to be a way to beat this guy. What beats sand?"
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E"What are you talking about? Let's go!"

*Euryale starts to climb out of the window herself, looks down, then pulls her leg back through & heads for the door.*
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*He pulls Illiad's arm off of him.*

<I'm afraid that won't be necessary. I have no intention of cooperating with Soul Reapers. Aamon is your problem, not ours. It was only my kindness to warn you that a brigade of Hollows was infiltrating the Senkaimon from Japan.>

Kite: <Oh, look! I found he---never mind. ...We could try water, but there's a chance it might just gather up again.>

Noct let out a long, and annoyed sigh. "Fine... shit... I'll meet you there." Noct said standing up. Considering she already had her eyes in use due to the fact that she didn't want to let Senthose out of her sight she was already had a good view of the fight. With a ruffle of her hair Noct stood up and disappeared entirely, one of the benefits of living in a room with no lights on was the fact that it was constantly in the shadow of the roof.

Noct let out a small yarn as she slid out of Lilith's shadow. "Hey there, hope you don't mind, I took the liberty of using you as a ride." Noct said as she pulled herself free entirely, using shadows on her feet to keep herself in air. Noct sighed, looking at the Sand Hollow, a shadow blade in hand, about the length of an average katana. "As for the whole, what hurts sand thing, well, intense heat makes it glass, which isn't too hard to shatter." Noct said, "Just a thought though."

"I see, but you went to all of the trouble of aggravating kira...But you were only being 'Nice'?"

*Illiad ponders the situation*