RP Topic I Have No Clever Name For

E"A friend's place. Why are you still following me? Go away."
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*Surprisingly, Barragan's palace is almost completely deserted. Even Rununganga is gone. This isn't hard to see, seeing as his palace is basically a throne & some obelisks. The only exception is Barragan himself, sitting on his throne.*

"As I said, I don't have anywhere else to go. Umm... Would your friend mind another person staying over? I promise I'll be good. I can stay in a drawer or a closet. I don't take up much room."

"Well, well, if it isn't the old fart himself" Kyoujin sonidos in front of him, bowing mockingly, "where are all of his pompousness's guards?"

She glances around again, making sure it isn't a trap.

<They aren't guards, they're an army. I need no guards. What is there to defend against? Even if there were any threats to me, all of Hueco Mundo is under my control. And soon the Soul Society will be as well.>
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E"No, we can't have any other Soul Reapers staying over because they're after Lilith."

"Oh, is that so?" Kyoujin stood up straight and set about running her fingers through her hair to get the knots out, "As much as I hate Soul Reapers, I don't think your little band of hollow stands too much of a chance in a real battle against them..."
Kyoujin knows that Barragan gets mad easily, and given how strong he is it'd be a better idea not to piss him off too much.

"Lilith? Was she the other scary redhead?"

"Yes. Now can't you--I don't know--come back tomorrow, or something?"
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<Fortunately, you are not known for your powers of mind. Right now, my army has not only infiltrated the core of the society & captured the passageway to & from it, they have incapacitated several squads, including the combat division, & are advancing on its headquarters to secure a path for my final duel.>

"I'd like to see you outsmart me~" Kyoujin giggled and then sighed, "I'm guessing that you're working with some of the other Arrancar... right? And whoever that weirdo with the bow was too... It isn't like you could have accomplished anything like this by yourself..."

"No..."

Noct calls out over her shoulder, "The glasses are in the cupboard over the sink."

*She comes out a second later, handing Noctis a glass of water, while she's holding a bottle of vodka.*
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E"If you don't leave, I'm going to be forced to beat you up."
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<What are you babbling about, you worm?>

*Taiyo curls up into a ball with her hands over her head looking more like she's taking cover than readying to try and not be punched.*

"I just wanted to be your friend!"

"Talking to a man like you is like yelling at a pile of defecation.... I'll get no where and you'll still stink" Kyoujin explains quietly, "I think I'll go and see how it's all going... I might even help your guys out!"

With that, she turned and opened a Garganta, heading through the the World of the Living.
She ended up coming out in the middle of an empty looking field with little craters, burns and blood stains around.
"Geez... I wonder what happened here... smells like Soul Reapers to me!" Kyoujin was about to open up the Senkaimon when she remembered that it would still be held shut, "Damn.... I guess... I'll just go running after these strong spiritual pressures!"

She ends up sonido'ing in the direction of Lilith and friends.

E"Look---"

*Just then Kyo shows up.*

E"This better not be another stalker."

"Hey.... you must be the people I could sense" Kyoujin looks them up and down before frowning, "You don't look all that tough... but I'm not in the mood for a big ol' pointless battle, so, what are your names?"

*Taiyo looks up Kyo's direction.*

"Who's he? And why does he sound dumb?"

"I'm a girl you jackass" Kyoujin's hand twitched, starting to glow red in the palm.

"You don't look it."

E"If I knew that, why would I have asked the question? Moron."

"Watch it" Kyoujin takes two steps closer to Taiyo and raises her hand as though she's going to slap her, but her hand is filled with a charged Balla, "you ugly little turd."

*Taiyo looks up at Kyoujin glaring, her teeth bared as she stands up and reaches for her Zanpakuto.*

"I'm not ugly--"

*She flashsteps behind her and slashes at her back.*

"You are!"

Kyoujin swung her hand around and had the Balla explode on contact with Taiyo's blade so that her arm was blown backwards.

"Don't pull that shit with me" She growled, "...Can anybody else here please talk some sense and answer my question?"

Noct looks at her glass and sighs. "Don't be a bitch Lilith..."

*Euryale has already turned her back on the pair & is walking away.*
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L"You shouldn't call people names. It's mean."

"I didn't call you a name, I asked you not to be a bitch. I'm only calling you one if you act like one, and if you're acting like one you can't really blame me for calling you one. Point is, pour me some damn vodka."