RP Topic I Have No Clever Name For

"No, they are a human kind of breakfast, its really good." Noct said, grabbing a plate and pulling 3 waffles from her toaster. As she poured a bit of syrup on it she noticed Euryale, "Hey, do you want some waffles?"

"I mean, where the hell were you while we were fighting and were nearly killed?" Kira stopped frowning and broke out into a sly smile, "...Were you too afraid to turn up and fight a 'couple of girls'?"

Kite: <Nope. I just didn't know you needed my help to handle a 'couple of girls'. And I didn't know you needed me at all, considering I was training in a cave at the world's ass.>

"Our sudden disappearance should have let you know something was up" Kira went back to frowning, "and what kind of a warrior judges his opponent's fighting ability by gender? That's just plain stupid."

Kite: <Sudden disappearance? I was alone at a cave, retard. And stop trying to get out of it, you got beat up by two chicks. Bad ass chicks. I need to know where they live so I can send them something nice.>

"Then how about you just bugger off and do that" Kira turns and looks away from Kite, sitting cross legged and scowling.

N"If you have enough strength to bicker, you should have enough strength to fight. Soul Reapers are fast healers, anyway."
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L"Sure."

E"I'd love some."
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Aamon<I thought it was obvious. I want the R&D Department.>

S"I'd rather avoid Mayuri. That guy is crazy."

Aamon<I have a solution for that, actually.>

*He gestures to a large amount of Hollows just kind of sitting in the back of the cave.*

S"...Okay, how did I not notice that when I came in?"

Aamon<Because of my brilliance, the citizens of Rukongai have been made much stronger than before. Of course, they still are no match for a Captain. But the sheer numbers will allow us to approach this battle cautiously, & strike when Kurotsuchi is cornered.>

S"A Quincy who actively propagates Hollows? You are a strange, angry little man, you know that?"

Kite: <Finally. You heard him, that's two against one.>

N"I prefer not to get in the middle."

Kite: <My point is, we're going to fight. So now what, we check if it's opened?>

"I was just telling you to be cautious... I never suggested that we just don't fight" Kira shrugged, "... if they need us we have to go. Simple as that, but if we can I think we should wait just a little."

He stands up and unsheathes his Zanpakuto, "I'll try opening it..."

Nearby to them, Kyoujin sat perched in a tree, suppressing her reiatsu and waiting, shielding her eyes from the sun with her hand and grinning.

Noctis nods and throws four more waffles into the toaster. "What day is it today?" She asked Euryale.

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"So flood the psycho with Hollows, and attack him when his back is turned. What happens when that plan falls through?" Mortal asked.

Kira sinks his Zanpakuto into the air, hoping that the Senkaimon will open for him.

<What manner of ridiculous question is that? My plans never fail.>

*Aamon exits the cave with his Hollow army trudging along creepily behind him. Senthose trips one & it crawls the rest of the way out of the door.*

<I imagine he wants us to take care of Squad 2 again.>
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*The Senkaimon slides open, but no Hell Butterflies emerge from it.*
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*Lilith takes a bite of waffles.*

L"Hmm...they need something."

*She reaches for her glass of beer & pours some on, taking another bite.*

L"Perfect"

E"I think you might be an alcoholic."
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*Taiyo realizes that she was supposed to report back to the Soul Society yesterday.*

[I don't want to go back there. It sucks more than Earth does.]

*Taiyo slowly stands up joints, her joints creaking from sitting who the hell knows how long and returns to the Soul Society however that's done.*

"Um... not what I would have put on them..." Noctis said taking another bite, "But, its your waffles I guess."

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"Forgive me for being cautious." Mortal said with a shrug.

Kira looked at the others, waiting to see if either of them was going to volunteer to go first.

"Thanks guys!" Kyoujin suddenly appeared by Noah's side, grinning ear to ear, before sonido'ing forward to the gate.

Kira had already drawn his zanpakuto and made an attempt to slash her as she went by him, but he was not able to catch her before she had gone into the Senkaimon and was hurrying through the Dangai.

"God damn it..."

"Actually, this might be a good thing. Our enemy may have set up additional defenses."

*A row of spikes flies up just on the other side of the Senkaimon, allowing them to see into it, but keeping Kyo inside.*

"I'm guessing my hunch was correct."

*Inside, the restrictive current starts to bubble, & a trio of 3-foot-long, 6-winged birds with heads like Hollow masks emerge before Kyo. Two fire Bala at her while another flies around, dropping several egg-like structures in midair.*
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*When Taiyo goes into the Senkaimon, a series of spikes emerges behind her, preventing her from leaving. In front of her, a humanoid shape bubbles out of the purple current all around her. It races forward as if to hug her.*
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"Shut up, we aren't paying you to talk."

*Senthose walks out of the cave & heads off towards the Squad 2 barracks.*
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L"So, what are we doing after the waffles?"

Kite: <This is hilarious.>

*He crosses his arms and stares into the Senkaimon.*

*Taiyo shrieks and runs off to the side. Drawing her sword, she turns to face the enemy.*

Kyoujin sighed, "Ah, fuck this!"

She sonido'd forward with a mad expression on her face, getting hit in the shoulder by one balla but hardly noticing it, before grabbing one of the birds by the face and firing a Balla into it point blank.

She then looked around for the others and pulled out her Zanpakuto, and waiting to see what she would do next.

Behind Kira, Kite and Noah, two Shinigami walk up and one of them taps on Kite's shoulder with her blade drawn.

"Eachother?"

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"Wait, where am I supposed to be heading?" Mortal asks.

L"Stop trying to rape me!"
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S"I thought I told you to shut the fuck up."
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*Its head twist around, its arms bend in the opposite direction, & it heads back towards Taiyo.*
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*The bird disintegrates. The other one darts around the mines & the pair fire at her from in the field.*
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*Noah turns around & slashes. There's a shriek & then an invisible blast of force fires at them.*

*Taiyo runs at it slashing at it.*

One of the shinigami attempts to block but is hurled away by Noah's attack.
The other lifts up it's blade and swings it at Kite.

Kyoujin blocks some of the balla with her blade before being hit in the gut, "Ow. Never liked bloody birds."
She fired a balla into the weird mines before rushing the bird hollow.