Golden Age: Revival

"I wouldn't be surprised if he's elsewhere or back in Australia. Frankly I wouldn't want to be here either. Although that's because of the perpetual fog."

Allina: <Well, screw him, if he's not here we're flying back home. He can do that teleport thing anyway.>

"Whatever you say, Millionaire two point oh: Female Edition."

Allina: <Shut up! I hate you!>

Kyoujin looked up at the butler and smiled, receiving a warm smile and a wave back. That was what she liked most about the Australian butlers- they weren't as stuffy or formal as the majority of butlers from other countries she had been in.

Feeling it was time to get out of the pool anyway, Kyoujin pulled herself out and padded over to the towel rack, ignoring the stolen glances of the exiting butler at her bouncing bosom and taking off a fluffy white towel to drape around herself.

She then padded over to the table and sat down, picking up the letter and looking for the name of the sender.

"I'll let you in on a secret: The feelings is more than mutual."

*Roatha is on the ground nearby, standing with his arms crossed.*

N"You may think this proves me wrong, but I'm willing to be bold enough to chalk it up to a coincidental revisit."
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*It's addressed as being from Mr. Nobunga, Japan.*

*The door slides open and Allina waves at him and releases a ladder.*

Allina: <Climb on, landing is a waste of time!>

*He just stands there.*

N"I don't think he can hear you."
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*Thiera's voice comes out of the walls of Ari's room.*

<Ari, could you come to my office, please? I think the plot is moving.>

"We're going to be forced to land and when we do he'll fuck off without us."

Mimiru:<Where'd that theory come from?>

"Call it a hunch."

*Allina leans over to the pilot, pulls his right headphone away from his ear and whispers something to him. He then pulls the microphone attached to the headphones closer to his mouth. Roatha ears his voice out the speaker on top of the helicopter.*

Pilot: <Ehem, message from Ms.Daelph: "Roatha, climb the fucking ladder or we're leaving you behind to use your teleportation tricks.">

Allina: <Perfect. But with a little more emotion next time.>

*She pats him in the shoulder.*

*Roatha grabs the ladder. A spark travels through it & it bursts into flames. He lets go.*
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<Stop. Masturbating.>

*He hears the pilot and Allina on the speaker.*

Pilot: <But Mi-->

Allina: <SAY IT! Please.>

Pilot: <..."You whore.">

Allina: <Someone's wanting to sleep with grandpa's puppy tonight.>

Pilot: <S-Sorry. Ehem. "YOU WHORE!".>

*Allina hugs him as the helicopter lands.*

Allina: <Thank youuuu.>

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*The elevator doors open and he walks into her office.*

[She could at least give me time to get up here... What does masturbating mean?]

Ari: <I-I'm here.>

"You go first, so we'll know if he's going to attack."

N"He hasn't shot the helicopter. That's a start."
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*She's standing by the window.*

<Excellent. Now, I'll cut right to the point: It is my belief that the Illuminati are going to attempt to locate the Djinn.>

"I'm more worried about us than the helicoptor."

*Allina strolls out.*

Allina: <You whore. You missed a fucking ghost thing stabbing Nero too. You can feel twice as bad because I'm sure you would have loved to watch that.>

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Ari: <The...?>

[Tom<So there must be a desert nearby that he's using. Or at least a really big sandbox. I mean, they could probably get back to their homeland quickly, but how would he persuade them to come all the way back out here again?>]

Ari: <....B-but why?>

*Roatha jabs the sword into the ground, digging at a rock. It looks like he's forcing his face into a passive expression.*

"I don't feel bad about anything, except maybe the sores I got from sleeping on that bench. Because, hey, no one told me we were going to be here overnight, so I didn't bring that much money. As a matter of fact, no one told me anything at all. But I can assume the rest of you ate & slept somewhere that I wasn't invited to. But, no, it's okay, that bench was only a LITTLE uncomfortable."
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N"Better her than us."
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<Historically, what works in one war will work in another. The Djinn have fantastic powers. They can burn things they touch, teleport, are not necessarily contained by matter, & surely have many unknown powers besides, powers that not even vampires & dragons possess. They're the ideal weapon to use against an enemy whose forces you cannot penetrate. This is why they were so useful in bringing down Camelot. And unless I know more about them, I won't be able to defend against them, either. Unfortunately, my expeditions into the desert have thus far failed to uncover any clues. They are notoriously elusive creatures.>

"Right you are."

Allina: <Some of us thought of finding you, but YOU fucked off without telling us where you were going. I don't even know if you have a phone. If you do, you can blame Euryale. Wait. Blame that guy who's always stalking Mimiru inside. I'm sure he doesn--My point IS: Sorry about that. So, like I was saying, we got attacked by some weird thing at my grandpa's place. We're planning on flying back home now, so let's get on the helicopter.>

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Ari: <And...A-And you need me.>

R"I explicitly stated that I was going to the gift shop! Besides, where the Hell else would I go, Detroit?! And, yes, as a matter of fact, I do!"

N"HEY! SCREW THE FLYING! TELL HIM WE'LL GIVE HIM--"

*He turns to look at everyone assembled. He furrows his brow at the sleeping Euryale, then grimaces at Mimiru, before looking at Taiyo & nodding once.*

"--TAIYO, IF HE TELEPORTS US BACK!"

Allina: <Well, no one ever tells me anything. Wait a second.>

*She turns around and breathes in.*

Allina: <SHUT UP!>

*She turns back to Roatha and smiles awkwardly.*

Allina: <You no gon' be mad, yes?>

*Taiyo merely shoots him a dirty look.*

N"Don't get all millitant lesbian on me."
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<Well, it would be problematic if they succeeded in locating the Djinn. Still, I'm not exactly sure how to stop them.>
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R"What do you think?"

Mimiru:<It's not her fault you're scum.>