Digital Mayhem

"...What?"

[First words we'll have exchanged since first meeting and it's about what her, Tsune, and Taiyo did in the bathroom?! Doesn't she have an older sister for this sort of discussion?]

"Well, ever since then, I've been getting these...feelings. About Taiyo. But...I don't think she likes me that way. I feel I can tell you this because you'll understand."

[What?! What the hell makes her think I'd understand?]

"Seriously?"

"What do you mean?"

"She practically crawls all over you and you don't think she likes you 'that way'?"

[Is she stupid?]

"I thought that was just Taiyo being Taiyo. Didn't she lick you?"

"She bit my ear and Tsune's neck. She licked your navel. She's also almost always hanging on to you."

Hawkmon: <Hitomi and Euryale went upstairs to 'talk'.>

Tae: <So?>

Hawkmon: <We shouldn't have to call the police unless Taiyo joins them.>

Tae: <That's not funny. Speaking of Taiyo...>

*He crawls over to Tsune and pokes her in the back.*

Tae: <(Hum... are you all right?)>

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*Allina slams her head into the desk as Razz and Veemon run out.*

Allina: <Stop acting cool, I know you're-->

Patamon: <And...they're gone.>

Allina: <This is ridiculous, where is Euryale when we need her?>

Patamon: <Where is Sally when we need her?>

Allina: <But Salamon is mean.>

Patamon: <Now you die!>

Allina: <Well, she is.>

*Outside, Razz and now AeroVeedramon look around to try and spot the monsters. Allina soon joins them, dragging Patamon by the ears/wings.*

*Multiple windows shatter as one sasquatch howl out a soundwave. The other swings a fist, its arm extending towards AeroVeedramon.*

T"Go away!"
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E"You mean like this?"

*She wraps her arms around Hitomi & puts her head on her chest.*

*Tae sighs and backs away.*

Hawkmon: <Don't take it personally, she's obviously-->

Tae: <Whatever.>

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*AeroVeedramon grabs the fist with both hands and pushes it away while shooting an energy beam at the enemy. Patamon warp digivolves to MagnaAngemon.*

*Euryale discovers the not-so secret that is Hitomi has small breasts and like the others could probably use a shower.*

"Please let go of me."

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"Oh, Tsuney, you'll realize you enjoyed spending time with me and Euryale."

Salamon:<Do you plan on getting dressed anytime soon?>

*Taiyo looks down at the towel covering herself.*

"Maybe, but I don't know what Euryale did with my clothes."

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*The Wendigomon each howl a soundwave at the two ultimates.*

*It is only then Tae realizes Taiyo is around. He turns to look at her and widens his eyes, staring at the tower.*

Tae: <Hum. D-Do you think I c-can have my jacket back now?>

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*They groan anddo their best to resist the attack before MagnaAngemon showers the enemies with golden razor feathers and AeroVeedramon with wind blades.*

?<They're in the dryer. The load got done a while ago.>
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"But how do I know whether or not she likes me? You should probably use my shower, by the way."

[Why don't you ask her?]

"Please let go of me."

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*Salamon looks at Tae like "What the hell are you gawking at?"*

"Okay. Mrs. Rak-sha-shi, where's the dryer?"

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*The two shield themselves with their arms before one howls out another soundwave at MagnaAngemon.*

"Please? I need to know."

*She lets go.*

"Try asking."

"I couldn't do THAT! It's...scary."

[You have no problems laying on a beach with her mostly undressed, and talking to her makes you uneasy? This has to be some kind of joke.]

*She stares at Euryale like "Seriously?"*

"...Why are you looking at me like that? Do you want another hug?"

"No."

"It's okay to ask if you want another hug, you know."

"That's quite all right."

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*In the laundry room, Taiyo dresses, panties first, tosses the towel in a hamper, bra, then pants. Afterwards she looks up at the ceiling.*

[I wonder what those two are doing. I bet Hitomi's sitting in a corner while Euryale's... doing something. What happened to BlackGabumon?]

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*In the bathroom BlackGabumon still tries to reach the taps with his hand or whatever that's the least covered in ice cream.*

[I wish my legs were longer.]

E"Alright, fine, you demonstrate what kinds of things she does to me that she doesn't to you."
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*Black Agumon pokes his head in the room.*

<You--ahh--need some help?>

"...What? Everything she does to you, she doesn't do to anyone else. The only exception would be the hugging which seem to be reserved for anyone who's female."

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BlackGabumon:<...Yes.>