Digital Mayhem

"You'll learn to love us."

*She gets down on all fours and crawls over to Tsune practically climbing on top of her.*

"And maybe you'll even enjoy yourself."

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BlackGabumon:<I don't know.>

Attendant:<If it's just you two, please go now. I need to come up with a story for why I'm giving ice cream away to... the local wildlife?>

*Tsune kicks her off as Euryale comes back in.*
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<No one's gonna know a few scoops are missing. And maybe I can get some money from Euryale, or something.>

*Tae searches around for Helen.*

Tae: <Euryale's mom?>

?<What?>

"Owie!"

*She scampers over to Euryale.*

"She hurt my... Somewhere. Will you kiss it better?"

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Attendant:<Fine. What do you suppose they want?>

Tae: <Hum... I wanted to thank you again for lending me the envelope and the stamps and ask you if we can spend the night here, please. "We" being me and Hitomi because the others being upstairs--Ouch.>

*Hawkmon kicks his leg.*

Tae: <...Upstairs... playing--I assume they're allowed.>

<Iunno. What do you think, Gabu?>
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?<We only have 1 guest bedroom.>
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E"No time."

*She lifts Tsune bodily into the shower, then hops in near the spicket.*

Tae: <I can just sleep in the living room or something. Is that all right?>

*Taiyo groans in disappointment then hops into the shower after them.*

"This'll more than make up for it. Tsuney, has anyone told you you have a cute butt?"

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BlackGabumon:<I don't know. How 'bout that chocolate, vanilla, strawberry one?>

?<I suppose.>
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<Sure. Why not? 2 of those, then?>
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T"Don't even get near my ass."

*Tae walks back to Hitomi.*

Tae: <Well, Euryale's mom says we can stay for the night. I'm sure you can share the guest bedroom with Taiyo and possibly Tsune... errr... I guess.>

Hawkmon: <Dat so dirty.>

"Calm down, it was a compliment. Now who gets to wash whose back?"

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"Okay."

[I figured I'd remain in the guest room till' our stay here was over, but I guess it's confirmed now.]

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*The attendant hands them the ice cream then looks at them exasperated.*

Attendant:<Will that be all?>

<I guess so. What do you think, Gabu?>
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E"I got Tsune's, she has yours & mine, since she's in the middle."

*She draws the curtain & turns the water on.*

"And I got Tsuney's front!"

~Timeskip to the Digimon returning and the girls being done in the shower!~

*Wrapped in a towel, Taiyo loves up to the presumably traumatized Tsune.*

"You made me the happiest schoolgirl in all of whatever part of London this is."

*Betamon had scarfed down his ice cream in about one bite due to not having real hands, & is now massaging his temples.*

B<Wha-->

T"Don't...just...don't...I need to lie down...Ms. Rakshashi, can I sleep under your table?"

?<I...suppose...?>

*Tsune climbs under the table, gets into a fetal position, & stares emptily at the chair in front of her.*

E"Well...that was a little disturbing. Where's Hitomi?"

*Black Agumon licks out the last of his ice cream & starts eating the cone, shrugging.*

*Tae's sitting on the floor leaning against a wall in the living room, staring at his goggles and airplane which are lying next to him.*

Taiyo:<She enjoyed it. She just doesn't know it yet.>

*Hitomi's still standing by the door as no one has said "Have a seat" or anything. BlackGabumon nudges Salamon awake and holds out the now melting ice cream cone.*

Salamon:<For me? Umm... A little help?>

*In the most awkward display ever BlackGabumon holds the ice cream while Salamon eats.*

*Euryale walks over to her.*

"Umm...can I talk to you? In my room? In private?"

*Betamon eats the rest of Black Agumon's ice cream cone as he's gawking at the scene going on before him, no doubt taking it entirely the wrong way.*

"Why?"

*Salamon glares at BlackAgumon.*

Salamon:<What are you gawking at? I don't have hands, okay?>

Allina: <That pizza was great.>

Veemon: <But we can't just keep wandering about forever.>

Allina: <Yeah... but we can't go back to Razz's place, and we can't find the others or Zarek. What are we supposed to do?>

Razz: <...What if we connect our Digivices to some kind of world map program? It might be able to mark the others.>

Allina: <How does that even work, though?>

Razz: <I'm... not sure.>

*They head into a different cybercafe and open GoogleEarth, Allina proceeding to point her Digivice at the screen.*

Allina: <This will never work.>

Veemon: <Well, it's not like we can just plug it in.>

<I'm looking past you. At Euryale. And Hitomi.>

E"Just...please?"

"Fine."

Salamon:<What?>

*Salamon looks over to Euryale and Hitomi then back to BlackGabumon who she takes the cone from.*

[That's a sight I never thought I'd ever see.]

Salamon:<Thank you, BlackGabumon.>

BlackGabumon:<You're welcome.>

*BlackGabumon wanders upstairs and following the bathroom smells goes into the bathroom then stares at the sink.*

BlackGabumon:<I can't reach the taps.>

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*Like Allina said, it doesn't work. Before an employee can tell everyone the place is closing soon, some guy bursts in looking like he ran a marathon.*

Guy:<I just saw a sasquatch or two!>

B<Oh yeah. I saw some flying snake monster things. Completely forgot.>
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*Once in her room, Euryale closes & locks the door.*

"Feel free to have a seat."

*She indicates her bed.*

Salamon:<Should probably mention that again when we're all present.>

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"...Okay."

*She sits on a bottom corner of the bed.*

[The first time she's spoken to me since we all arrived in the Digital World and she's being incredibly odd about it.]

*She sits next to her. It is uncomfortably close. Which, given Hitomi, means she's anywhere from humping her leg to on the other side of the bed.*

"So...Taiyo, Tsune, & I showered together earlier."