Digital Mayhem

"What?"

*Salamon sits up and yawns, stretching.*

Salamon:<Day two... And no one else is awake.>

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*Allina feels something sniff her face for a few seconds.*

*Hawkmon's eyes snap open and she shrieks to Salamon's ear real loud. This causes Tae to wake up as well, at a point when he was close to groping Hitomi's breasts. He rolls backwards and widens his eyes, blushing.*

Tae: <I'm so sorry!>

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*Allina starts sniffing back with her eyes closed. Razz and Veemon wake up and stare at her like "what the fuck."*

Salamon:<When did you start becoming stupider?!>

*Salamon bites Hawkmon. Hitomi stares at the floor, her arms crossed over her chest.*

"It's... It's okay."

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*From where they're sitting, Razz and Veemon see a shifty looking white guy be approached by a real sketchy looking white guy who has a real bad case of bugs under his skin. At this point, Razz realizes he's witnessed his first crack sale.*

Tae: <Hum... Did you sleep well?>

*Hawkmon pecks her.*

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*Allina, Razz and their partners walk down some street as the sun begins to rise and the pidgeons show up to shit everywhere.*

Allina: <How long would it take for us to fly across the Atlantic to Europe?>

Razz: <Around 10 hours if we fly fast.>

Allina: <I want to go try to find the others.>

Patamon: <10 hours? There are evil Digimon everywhere!>

Veemon: <I can do less than 10 hours.>

Razz: <Hm...>

Allina: <Please?>

*Salamon growls determined to remove Hawkmon's wing.*

"Y-Yes. Did you?"

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*While they're babbling about unrealistic dreams, they hear a faint flapping noise behind them. The noise is coming from three Tsukaimon following them and making faces.*

Tae: <Yeah, I did too. So... wanna see if we can find something to eat for breakfast?>

*Hawkmon claws at her playfully.*

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*Allina dashes back and punches one of them right in the face. The others just stare.*

*Taiyo finds Euryale & Black Agumon curled up together, both still asleep.*

*Taiyo sits on the floor glaring in the direction of the bed.*

"I want to cuddle with Euryale."

*At some point she flops over on to her side and falls back to sleep still glaring.*

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*Salamon bites harder.*

"Huh? Oh, umm... I suppose."

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*The Tsukaimon flies up out of her reach and keeps making faces.*

*Euryale wakes up a while later & goes downstairs, where she sees Tsune still huddled up, wide-eyed under the table. She pokes her slightly with her toe.*

T"Go away!"

*Taiyo wakes up to the sound of something hitting the window. She looks towards the bed then the window staring at a pink lump sitting on the ledge with a faint pink drag mark leading up from it. Looking out the window, she falls backwards startled as another lump hits the window and screeches as it slides down to the ledge.*

"Euryale?!"

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*Euryale hears Tae mention something about breakfast as well as sees Salamon apparently trying to eat Hawkmon's wing. She might hear Taiyo as well.*

*Euryale heads back into her room.*

*Taiyo's sitting beside her bed pointing at the window as another pink lump hits the window and screeches to the ledge.*

"I think something wants in."

"I'm not sure we should let anything in."

"It's probably not friendly. I'll uhh... I'll go get BlackGabumon."

*Taiyo crawls away from the bed towards the door, getting to her feet and scampering across the hall to the guest room. Another lump hits the window. A disgusting odor begins to seep into the room growing stronger as more pink stuff hits the window and collects on the ledge. There's not mistaking what the smell is. It's shit.*

*Tae gets up and looks around, thinking.*

Tae: <I assume there isn't any food left in the house.>

*Hawkmon swings Salamon against the wall.*

Hawkmon: <Make some money and buy some.>

Tae: <...So helpful.>

Hawkmon: <We could charge for helping people get rid of evil Digimon.>

Tae: <What? That wouldn't be right.>

Hawkmon: <It's for the cause. We can't save them if we starve to death.>

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*Razz holds his Digivice out towards them. Patamon warp digivolves and stands by and Allina curses at the Tsukaimon.*

*Euryale sniffs & then glares out the window.*

"Agu? Wake up. There's murder to be done."

*Agumon leaps off of the bed & salutes.*

*Taiyo comes back in with BlackGabumon who's rubbing his eyes which widen after getting a whif of the room. Taiyo covers her mouth and nose with her hands.*

"BlackAgumon, did you have an accident?"

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*Salamon bites down harder making no effort to let go till' Hitomi glares at her followed by glaring at Hawkmon.*

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*The Tsukaimon burst out laughing.*

Tsukaimon2:<It... It went ultimate when faced with... Three rookies!>

Tsukaimon3:<What a loser!>

*Before the other Tsukaimon could say anything a beam of light shot out of Razz's digivice and extracted a black ghost-looking thing with red eyes. It thrashes about as it shrinks disappearing with a pop. The now non-evil Tsukaimon looks at the two laughing Tsukaimon then to MagnaAngemon with a look of horror on its face and flies to hide behind Allina.*

Tae: <Hitomi, any thoughts?>

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MagnaAngemon: <That's two Rookies.>

*He opens a Heaven's Gate in their faces.*

Allina: <How did you do that?!>

Razz: <You don't pay a lot of attention, do you?>

Allina: <Zarek did say something about Rookie Digimon, but I'm usually too busy watching Euryale beat him up.>

*She turns around and crouches.*

Allina: <Hi there, purplish version of Patamon.>

*Black Agumon glares at her. Euryale walks past & he follows her out of the room.*

<There's murder to be done!>

*The two follow them without a word.*

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"Umm..."

[It is wrong to try and charge people for defeating evil Digimon, but...]

"I... I don't know."

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*The remaining two Tsukaimon are sucked into the gate. The Tsukaimon looks at Allina like she's probably going to do awful things to it like dress it up in little clothes or something.*

Tsukaimon:<Hello...>

"Agu? Go Ultimate. Find what stunk up my room & eliminate it. Leave no survivors or remains."

<Yes ma'am!>

*He digivolves.*

Tae: <We can't do much to save the world without eating, I guess...>

Hawkmon: <I'm sure they'd be glad to help us if it means not getting killed.>

Tae: <Well...>

*He looks at Hitomi.*

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Razz: <Why are Digimon attacking New York?>

Allina: <Be nice!>

*She smiles to the Tsukaimon.*

Allina: <Are you hungry?>

MagnaAngemon>Patamon: <I'm hungry.>

Allina: <You shut up.>

*A long the front of the house are more pink lumps. Only a few stay on the paneling while the rest simply fell to the lawn. It looks like it took quite a bit of practice before hitting Euryale's window. Underneath is a tree are ten eyes each appearing to be one stocks. One set widens and an ugly green thing scampers out, but quickly returns screeching when the sunlight hits its.*

"Ew, what was that?"

BlackGabumon:<They're Numemon. You really don't have to go ultimate to beat them.>

*Underneath the tree, four of them attempt to climb it. One is brave or stupid enough to hurl a tightly woven pink lump at BlackMetalGreymon. It hits his chestplate with a splat and nothing else.*

"What is it throwing?"

BlackGabumon:<It's... poop.>

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*They see the other two and their partners leave, BlackAgumon chanting about murder. Hitomi pulls her legs up to her chest and wraps her arms around them.*

"I don't know."

[Why don't they ask Tsune? She'd probably have an answer.]

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Tsukaimon:<Millenniummon's sending forces to your world to distract you while his latest group of minions prepare for his return to the Digital World.>

Tae: <We'll only get as much as need. Since there are no better ideas, I guess we can give it a try...>

Hawkmon: <We're hunters!>

Tae: <No.>

Hawkmon: <Yes! We need a name!>

Tae: <Like what?>

Hawkmon: <Grandma Sally's Digimon Hunters.>

Tae: <What? No. Hitomi, what do you think? Are you... ready to do this?>

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Allina: <That bastard!>

Razz: <So it's not just New York?>

Allina: <Do you know anything we can do to stop this or find Millenniummon?>

*Euryale snaps her fingers & Black Greymon fires missiles at the Numemon with complete disregard for anything & everything.*