Digital Mayhem

"What about Froggy? He's your partner, so shouldn't you be with him?"

BlackGarurumon:<Are you trying to tell me I'm fat?>

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*MasterTyrannomon whethers the attack and grabs MegaSeadramon by the neck. Its body begins to glow red, but quickly returns to its normal color when Gatomon Warp Digivolves and Angemon fires an arrow at MasterTyrannomon's back. The arrow doesn't do a whole lot, but it diverts MasterTyrannomon attention away from MegaSeadramon.*

E"Well, now you know how it feels!"

T"And do what? Throw rocks at whatver he's fighting?"
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<Naturally, for some inexplicable reason, it's about 3 times more powerful than we are.>

BlackGarurumon:<I didn't call you fat.>

"Be there for moral support? Isn't he your friend as well as your partner?"

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*MasterTyrannomon's body begins to glow again. From its body, a flurry of wicked hot embers are fired off in all directions. Angewomon holds her hands up and a cross of light appears to shield herself.*

*MegaSeadramon starts batting them away with his tail & fires a Lightning Javelin.*
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T"He's doing fine on his own."

E"I see the way you wince when I'm about to get on your back."

"For all you know."

*She turns away from Tsune and back to Euryale putting her arms around her waist.*

"You do wear that armor pretty often. I bet it's pretty heavy."

[I bet your breasts weigh at least thirty-five pounds each, but I'm sure it's the armor. Definitely the armor.]

BlackGarurumon:<Yes. It's the armor.>

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*MasterTyrannon roars as the Lightning Javelin hits its back leaving a big burn mark that blackens one of its plates. MasterTyrannomon turns around and charges at MegaSeadramon, but falls over when Angewomon hits its back with a Heaven's Charm.*

*MegaSeadramon smacks the downed dinosaur in the back of the head with his tail, shooting ice spikes into it as well.*
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*Tsune makes a rude hand gesture & heads inside.*

E"Well, I'm not wearing the armor right now...although I should probably get it if we're going to be fighting evil Digimon."

BlackGarurumon:<No, that's quite all right. Time is short enough as is, so we'd better hurry.>

*BlackGarurumon stands ups and turns around, so he's facing the gate.*

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*MasterTyrannomon grunts as it tries to stand, its body glowing red.*

"But I might need the protection. Or to hit things with it."
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<Stay the fuck down!>

*He smacks it upside the head with its ice-spike-tail again.*

BlackGarurumon:<The extra weight will slow me down. And you hit things with your fists.>

"He might have a point."

*As per recent custom, Taiyo has her hands up Euryale's shirt and on her stomach.*

"When we do get around to leaving can I sit behind you?"

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*The glow fades and it again tries to get up. This time Angewomon fires an arrow into its back aiming for where data is pouring out of the wounds on its back.*

*Aquilamon's horns glow and she rams them into the wound on the enemy's back.*

E"Not always, sometimes I use my forearms, elbows, feet, legs, any sort of bone, realy. Besides, won't you feel bad if something slashes me open from chest to waist because I don't have my armor on?"
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*MegaSeadramon lazily blasts it with a Lightning Javelin.*

"Yes!"

*She lets go of Euryale and moves out of her way.*

"Hurry, go get it."

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*MasterTyrannomon stops moving and dissolves into data.*

*Aquilamon absorbs her share of the data and lands.*

Aquilamon: <Why do I even absorb data if it doesn't work?>

Tae: <I think you're just doing it wrong...>

Aquilamon: <What!?>

<I only do it to make sure something else doesn't absorb it. Because kill-stealing is totally "Digivolving naturally.">
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*She enters the house & comes back in with all of her armor on.*

"Feels weird wearing this stuff back home."

"Let's go!"

*She points towards BlackGarurumon who's cringing at the thought of carrying Euryale jammed into a soup can.*

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*Angewomon degenerates and stands beside Hitomi when she joins the group.*

Salamon:<You feel like asking someone for money now?>

<That was you guys's plan? I was just beating the crap out of stupid, angry Digimon.>
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"You know, an average iron-age suit of armor only actually weighs about 20 lbs. And bronze is even lighter than that."

*Taiyo climbs on to BlackGarurumon petting him.*

"See? Everything's all right."

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Salamon:<No, it was Tae's plan.>

*Euryale climbs on as well.*

"At least there's no crotch piece to dig into your spine."
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<Well, you should have told me that before I Euryale'd them.>

"That sounds unpleasant for everyone. Everyone set?"

BlackGarurumon:<No.>

"Hush, Wolfy."

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Salamon:<I'm pretty sure they won't give us money. You could have tried though.>

*Black Agumon also hops on board.*

<Good to go.>
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<I could have taken out a Tyrannomon & then asked if they still wanted to handle the rest themselves.>

*He attempts to shrug. Being a sea serpent, this is mostly him rearing up while flexing his flippers.*

"Okay. Let's go, Wolfy!"

*BlackGarurumon walks out of the yard then takes off running. As he's running, the wind blows Taiyo's hair into Euryale's face.*

"Sorry. I think I lost my hair tie somewhere in your house."

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Salamon:<...Right.>

Tae: <It wasn't my plan.>

*He points at Aquilamon after sliding off of her back.*

Aquilamon: <It would work! People don't want to get stomped around. We should ask the President for money.>

Tae: <Queen.>

Aquilamon: <What?>

Tae: <England has a Queen. And I'm pretty sure trying would get us all killed or at least arrested.>

OOC: Dumbass, the chief executor of England is the Prime Minister.

*Euryale sneezes into the back of Taiyo's head.*

E"Sorry...I'm trying to hold on to Wolfy back here."

*BlackAgumon snickers.*
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<Okay. Next time, someone find someone to charge while everyone else is attacking.>

OOC: What? Dude, it's like that for every country, but the English equivalent of the President is still the Queen.

Tae: <All right. All aboard!>

*Taiyo shakes her head frantically.*

"Ew, ew, ew, ew!"

*BlackGarurumon rounds a corner.*

BlackGarurumon:<Does anyone have a particular place in mind are where we should go?>

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OOC: For the most part, the Queen has little involvement in politics.

Salamon:<Either way it was a bad idea.>

*Hitomi picks up Salamon and climbs on to Aquilamon's back.*