Digital Mayhem

OOC: The President is the Chief Executor of America. The Prime Minister is the Chief Executor of England. Therefore, Prime Minister is the English equivalent to President.

"I said I was sorry! Haa-haaaa! It's so itchy!"
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<I don't know. We need stuff. I'm kind of debating strolling down the street as a sea serpent.>

OOC: The Prime Minister is the chief executor in most countries, don't make England the exception when America is the exception here. And I don't see how asking for a reward for killing evil Digimon has anything to do with politics.

*Aquilamon flies over the city looking for evil Digimon.*

OOC: I didn't, don't make this about me to mask your own ignorance.

"I asked if I could sit behind you, so this wouldn't happen!"

*She leans forward burying her face in BlackGarurumon's neck. On lookers gawk in awe as a bigass wolf goes running down the street, some shout out remarks that can only be half heard as BlackGarurumon passes them, the only word that can be heard is armor. Those who aren't gawking simply run off screaming. The screaming and fleeing become more frequent as two Diatrymon come running up behind them.*

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*Having apparently left MegaSeadramon to slowly slither around the city attracting all kinds of unwanted attention, they don't see much of anything below.*

"Should we re-join the others?"

*MegaSeadramon is strutting along the street.*

<Haters gonna hate.>
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"But you climbed on first!"

"You didn't say anything when I asked!"

*BlackGarurumon skids to a halt as the Diatrymon pass by. They turn around and charge.*

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*The helicoptor from before is folowing him and more people are screaming and running off because a dumbass sea serpent is clusmsily making its way down the street.*

<Quit yer hatin'! I don't scream at you because you're squishy & pink! I got flippers!>

*He starts waving his flippers around.*

<And no thumbs!>

*He turns to face the helicopter & cracks a giant grin.*
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"Stop yelling at me!"

<Aren't we gonna do something about them?>

"You started it!"

Diatrymon:<<Destruction Roar!>>

*The Diatrymon stop and let out an enormous squawk. BlackGarurumon slouches down covering his ears with his front paws, howling in pain. Taiyo slaps her hands over her ears, eyes watering, and gritting her teeth.*

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*The helicoptor circles overhead.*

<Hey! You got monster problems? Why not hire good monsters to kill all of the bad monsters?!>

*MegaSeadramon rears up, trying to strike a heroic pose.*
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E"Shut the fuck up!"

*Euryale throws the closest thing around, which happens to be Black Agumon, at them. Black Agumon then Digivolves to Flamedramon & blows through them with a Fire Tornado.*

*The Diatrymon stop their squawking at BlackGarurumon. One squaks at Flamedramon, the other pecking and kicking at him.*

"Owie... Are you okay, Wolfy?"

*BlackGarurumon uncovers his ears, hearing Taiyo ask if he's all right and shakes his head.*

BlackGarurumon:<Yeah... My ears are ringing.>

*Taiyo slides off BlackGarurumon and stumbles. After giving his head a few more shakes, BlackGarurumon attacks with Fox Fire.*

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*The helicoptor flies off. By this time sirens can be heard approaching.*

*The one attacking Flamedramon is met with a Flame Aura. Euryale hops off of Black Garurumon & starts cracking her knuckles.*
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*MegaSeadramon continues on his merry way.*

*The Diatrymon ignore BlackGarurumon's attack and squawk at Flamedramon's. Both begin to kick and peck at him. BlackGarurumon charges, staggering as he does so and barrels into one of the Diatrymon. The Diatrymon turns around and kicks him.*

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*Three police cruisers and an animal control van pull up behind MegaSeadramon and are in hot pursuit.*

*MegaSeadramon stops & turns his head around.*

<I am a pedestrian & I HAVE THE RIGHT-OF-WAY!>
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*Flamedramon creates a fireball & hurls it at the Diatrymon attacking Black Garurumon, still surrounding himself with a flame aura.*

*The Diatrymon attacking Flamedramon squaks as its feathers are burned away, and attacks with a Destruction Roar. BlackGarurumon breathes out a wall of ice that Diatrymon smashes its beak through. It stands in place in a daze.*

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*A police officer speaks to MegaSeadramon over the cruisers intercom.*

Officer:<Pull... Err... Slither over to the side of the road immediatly!>

*Euryale comes up & scissor kicks the dazed Diatrymon in the neck. Flamedramon grabs the other Diatrymon & plows it into the ground while generating fire at his hands.*
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<I didn't do it, I swear!>

*Because being hit always makes someone in fighting games return to reality, Diatrymon squawks at Euryale and raises a leg to step on her. BlackGarurumon barrels into Diatrymon biting it. The other Diatrymon rears its head up and squawks at Flamedramon snapping its jaws at his face.*

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Officer:<Slither over! Don't make this harder than it already is.>

*A shallow fissure opens up and the pursuing vehicles fall into it. At the end of the block is a minotaur.*

*MegaSeadramon hits it in the chest with a Lightning Javelin.*
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*Flamedramon fire-punches it in the face. Meanwhile, Euryale crouches & kicks up into the other Diatrymon's sternum.*

*Diatrymon attempts to let out a squawk, but is cut off as BlackGarurumon bites its neck. The kick and BlackGarurumon's weight cause the Diatrymon to collapse. The other Diatrymon punches Flamedramon's fist which it promptly lets go squawking in pain, data dribbling from its mouth.*

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*Minotarumon laughs off the lightning bolt and slams its Demon Arm into the ground opening up another fissure, this one heading towards MegaSeadramon.*

*He jumps & sprays it with ice spikes.*
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*Flamedramon punches it again.*

*Diatrymon hits Flamedramon with a Destruction Roar right in his face. The other lets out gagged squawks as it kicks its legs frantically and flaps its wings, data pouring from the bite marks on its neck.*

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*Minotarumon charges holding its Demon Arm in front of its face as a shield, ignoring any ice spikes that stick into it.*

Tae: <I guess.>

*Aquilamon goes to find the others.*

*Flamedramon leaps back, hurling more fireballs at it. Euryale attempts to snap the other Diatrymon's neck.*
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*MegaSeadramon Armor Digivolves to Quetzalmon & continues blasting it with ice spikes.*

*Diatrymon stands up and struggles to maintain on its feet. A large portion of its feathers burned away, data pouring out from where its feathers were, and most of its armor blackened from the fire. BlackGarurumon lets go of Diatrymon's neck, yelping as the claw on its wing slashes him across the side. Knocking BlackGarurumon over and lifting Euryale up with it, it stands up and readies to kick BlackGarurumon. Warp Digivolving, ShadowWereGarurumon grabs Diatrymon's foot, struggling to hold it back.*

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*This proves to annoying it as demonstrated by something that sounds like a cross between a groan and a bellow. Minotarumon jumps at Quetzalmon swinging its Demon Arm at him*

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*Hitomi looks at the map on her Digivice. In the east two signals appear close to each other followed by a rumbling sound beneath them.*

*Quetzalmon flies into the air & starts pelting it with hail.*
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OOC: Digivolving to Ultimate to take care of some Champions is dumb, huh?

<Just give up already.>

*He lazily flicks a fireball at it. Meanwhile, Euryale swings her legs onto the Diatrymon's neck & starts choking it with both her arms & legs.*

OOC: Not as stupid as Mega.

*Diatrymon falls over. All it does is twitch, making no effort to try and stand up again. The other Diatrymon makes an annoyed squawk as Euryale's armor scrapes up against its own. The data pouring from its neck where BlackGarurumon had been gnawing on it disappears as it falls on to Euryale. Diatrymon pulls its leg away from ShadowWereGarurumon and plants it on the ground. It begins shaking its head wildly trying to throw Euryale off.*

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*Minotarumon grunts and snorts as the hail hammers it. Smashing its Demon Arm on the ground, a fissure opens up knocking a power line down towards Quetzalmon.*