Digital Mayhem

*Black Agumon walks in, licking an ice cream cone.*

A<Are they gang-raping Tsune?>
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T"Getting my clothes ripped off against my will?!"

Tae: <What's going on upstairs...?>

Hawkmon: <Imma go and check on them.>

Tae: <All right, I'll see if I can find a post office around here.>

*And so, after getting the stamps and envelope from Mrs.Rakishashika, he walks towards the door. Hawkmon flies upstairs and into Euryale's room.*

Hawkmon: <...Where are the--What?>

*She widens her eyes, gawking at BlackAgumon as he speaks.*

"We won't rip them off. Besides, you don't need to wear a big jacket in doors."

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BlackGabumon:<I don't know what they're doing in there. And I don't want to know.>

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*Hitomi puts Salamon down who walks into the living room.*

Salamon:<I don't want to know what's going on up there.>

*While Tae is walking on by, Hitomi grabs and lightly tugs on his shirt.*

*Tae widens his eyes and stares at her, speaking only after a few seconds.*

Tae: <...I-Is everything okay?>

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Hawkmon: <I'm going in!>

*She flies next door and knocks on the door.*

Hawkmon: <Euryale, Tsune?>

<Great policy. But what do we do while we're not finding out what they're doing in there?>
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T"Pull, tear, slip, cut, I don't want them removed forcefully!"

"I'll be gentle. It is a nice jacket after all. You'll be gentle too, right, Euryale?"

*Taiyo stands in front of Tsune and begins unbuttoning her jacket, her eyes widen in surprise.*

"I forgot you were still wearing that pirate shirt you got from Floramon. Can we at least rip that off, it's pretty tacky."

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*BlackGabumon puts his paws (or whatever) on his stomach*

BlackGabumon:<I'm kind of hungry.>

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*Salamon lays down in a corner paying no attention to whoever might be in the room.*

"Can... Can I join you?"

?<I don't want dog hair on the furniture. Can you clean up after yourself?>
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T"Nooooo!"

*She starts trying to crawl away.*
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<Hawkmon ate all of our food. We'll have to go out in town & get some. But we don't have money. So we'll just have to ask nicely. I find it works very well.>

*He holds up his ice cream cone.*

*Hawkmon kicks at the door.*

Hawkmon: <Heey, open this door right now!>

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Tae: <I...O-okay.>

*He looks away and sighs softly.*

"You want the pirate shirt?"

[What happened to Euryale? Now this is weirder.]

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BlackGabumon:<I could try...>

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*Salamon stands up and looks at the spot on the floor she's on before laying back down.*

Salamon:<I'm not on the furniture?>

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[Am I right? Does he think I rejected him? I don't want him to think that. I'm... I'm going to tell him!]

*Hitomi follows Tae out the door.*

Hawkmon: <I'm going to digivolve and break in if you don't open the door, girls.>

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[What is this now, after what happened earlier...?]

*He walks down the street, looking to find a post office, holding the envelope in his right hand.*

E"You want my sister to get the gun?!"

*She leans on the door, locking it.*
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<Alright, come on.>

*He starts waddling down the stairs.*
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?<I assumed you'd want to jump up on the couch.>

"Humans only, no Digimon."

*Taiyo continues to unbutton Tsune's jacket*

"How many buttons does this thing have?"

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*BlackGabumon follows BlackAgumon.*

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Salamon:<I'm fine where I am.>

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"T... Tae?"

*Hitomi's staring at the ground, arms straight at her sides. She appears to be cringing.*

Hawkmon: <Well, f%$# you!>

*She flies downstairs and goes to sit next to Salamon.*

Hawkmon: <Stupid private lesbian club. Where's Hitomi? Don't tell me she's in there with them too.>

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Tae: <...Yes?>

Medusa<Private what?>

?<Leave them alone.>
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*In the street, he walks up to a sushi stand & holds up his claws.*

<Hello. May we please have some food?>
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T"Not! Enough!"

"Shh. There we go, all unbuttoned. Euryale, do you want to do the honors and remove her jacket?"

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*BlackGabumon stares at BlackAgumon in disbelief.*

[But... How...?]

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Salamon:<Are you dumb? She's with Tae.>

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"I... I... I..."

[I can do this.]

"I... I... I... I like you too!"

*She looks up slightly one eye open waiting for his response.*

[I said it! I feel like my heart's going to escape from my chest and all the butterflies in my stomach have escaped. I feel sick, but it's a good kind of sick. But I said it! I just hope his opinion of me hasn't changed.]

Hawkmon: <How was I supposed to know that!? You're mean.>

*Hawkmon pokes at Salamon's butt with her index claw.*

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*He widens his eyes and turns to her abruptly, his jaw dropping. He just stands there for a few seconds, staring into her eyes. Then suddendly, he puts his hands on her waist and pulls her closer, glancing at her before dropping his head past hers, hugging her.*

E"I think we should make her take it off."
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*He wiggles his claws.*

<Please? We'll pay you back!>

"Slowly?"

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*Out of fear, the person at the till' hands them a tray of six spring rolls. Because when a talking dinosaur is asking for food, you don't want to say no.*

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Salamon:<I'll bite you.>

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*Hitomi stands petrified still in shock over what could be considered a huge accomplishment for her.*

*Hawkmon pokes her again.*

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*Tae doesn't let go, sighing as he hugs her tightly.*

<Thank you very much!>

*He picks one item up & eats it, offering the tray to the others.*
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E"Great minds think alike."

*Taiyo claps a few times, bouncing for joy.*

"Yay, we get to see Tsuney without her jacket."

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*Still staring in disbelief BlackGabumon takes one.*

BlackGabumon:<What just happened?>

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*True to her word, Salamon bites Hawkmon. It's not fun, playful bite either, it's the kind of bite that says "I'm keeping this."*

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"Is... Is something wrong?"

*Hawkmon starts bouncing about, dragging Salamon along.*

Hawkmon: <I hate you!!!>

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Tae: <...N-No.>

*He steps back, staring at her, his face redder than ever.*

Tae: <What did you--What... What happened earlier?>

*Salamon lets go and returns to where she was laying, eventually falling asleep.*

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"What do you mean?"

*Hawkmon goes to sit next to her and falls asleep as well, after grabbing a pen and drawing Salamon a moustache.*

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Tae: <When I... When I told you I liked you before, you...Well...>

*He looks away from her and down the street.*

"Sorry... It's just that no one... No one's told me they liked me. I was confused, nervous, and... Scared."