Digital Mayhem

T"Why should I?"

E"I still have that collar with me."

*Tsune starts taking off her jacket.*

*Tae smiles awkwardly and steps close to her again.*

Tae: <(Okay.)>

*He reluctantly leans his head towards hers, trying to muster the courage to kiss her.*

[Please don't hit me.]

"...I want the collar."

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*Hitomi steps back, still cringing.*

"Please don't."

E"Alright. Now take your shirt off."

T"Oh...*sob*...God...."

E"Tsune. We're just washing your back. For gods sake, calm down."
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<That's the power of asking niely! So, what do you want next? Burgers? Pizza? Dessert?>

Tae: <Erm... R-Right. Sorry.>

*He too steps back, staring at the ground.*

[I shouldn't have done that knowing she was already having a hard time with everything as it was.]

Tae: <Let's... I need to find that post office.>

*He stares at the envelope in his hand.*

"Maybe she'll be more comfortable if she weren't the only one without a shirt."

*With that Taiyo is behind Euryale, hands on her shirt ready to pull it off.*

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BlackGabumon:<Dessert would be nice.>

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[Was it a good idea to say no? I can still taste LadyDevimon. It's rotten with an after taste like ash.]

*As I've been operating under the impression it's late at night (England apparently has many fast food places that are open wicked late), the post office is closed, but lucky for Tae there's a mail drop slot. Althought a mail box probably would have been easier.*

T"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*She crawls into a corner, covering her eyes & cringing.*

E"I think she's intimidated."
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<I recommend ice cream.>

*Tae sighs and inserts the envelope before turning back the way they came and taking a deep breath.*

Tae: <(Please get there.)>

*With this, he looks at Hitomi and stretches his left hand out to hold her right one as he beings to walk back towards Euryale's.*

"She'll have to get used to them. Arms up!"

*Taiyo begins lifting Euryale's shirt up.*

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BlackGabumon:<Okay.>

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*Hitomi takes his hand and follows him back to Euryale's.*

<This time, you try asking.>

*They walk past a park where Betamon is chasing ducks.*
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*Euryale lifts her arms as Tsune cowers in the corner.*

T"Betamon! Save me from these animals!"

*When they arrive Tae knocks on the door with his free hand, waking Hawkmon up. She flies upward and opens the door after asking who's knocking.*

Hawkmon: <...Hi.>

Tae: <Hi.>

*After removing Euryale's shirt and letting it drop to the floor, Taiyo scurries over to Tsune.*

"Now it's your turn. Think of it as being in a locker room. A locker room that's more than willing to help you out of your clothes."

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*A more than angry swan charges at Betamon because swans are dicks. In an ice cream shop, BlackGabumon takes a deep breath and approaches the counter.*

BlackGabumon:<Hello. May we please have some food?>

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"Hello."

*Tae stares at Hitomi like "What'cha wanna do now?" as Hawkmon slams the door behind them to trying and wake Salamon up.*

*Hitomi just stares back and Tae. As Hawkmon slams the door, she jumps, letting go of Tae's hand.*

*Betamon charges it back.*
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T"I hate locker rooms."

*Tae yawns and smiles, rubbing his right eye with the back of his hand.*

Tae: <I... I think I'll go to sleep. Thank you for going with me.>

[That line never works.]

"Oh. Umm... Think of it as a slumber party. You don't hate those, do you?"

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*He wiggles his claws.*

"Please? We'll pay you back!"

*The counter attendant just stares at him like anyone would stare at a panhandling lizard.*

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*The swan stops and swings a wing at Betamon. If they can wreck a humans shit, just imagine what it would do to a frog monster.*

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*She smiles back.*

"You're welcome."

OOC: Bullshit, Rookie Digimon have been tanking blows that could crack concrete.

*Betamon blasts it with a water jet.*
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T"YES."

E"Fine. Shower with your shirt on. Then you can borrow some of my clothes."

*Glaring at Euryale, Tsune takes off her shirt.*
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A<Hmm...try being more specific about what you want!>

"Now stand up. I said you have a nice figure, and now I want visual confirmation."

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BlackGabumon:<Oh, right... Umm... A single scoop of... That stuff.>

*He points to a picture of of cookie dough ice cream. The counter attendant stares for a little while longer then shrugs and goes about getting the ice.*

[A lizard thing wearing a wolf pelt and some kind of dinosaur are asking for free ice cream. I guess it's better than the usual people who try, but my boss is still going to have my ass in the freezer.]

Attendant:<I assume the dinosaurs will want some too.>

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*The swan having been out dicked (poor choice of words) honks, and squaks, and flies off.*

A<Hell yeah I will.>
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*Betamon stands up & waves its flippers around like a jackass.*
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T"No."

E"Hurry up & get undressed, I need to run this stuff through the laundry. You can put on--I don't know--a towel, or something."

"You'll join us, right?"

*She looks at Euryale all puppy dog eye'd.*

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BlackGabumon:<Thank you.>

*The attendant gives BlackGabumon his ice cream then looks at BlackAgumon after getting a clean scooper.*

Attendant:<All right, what will it be?>

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*While Betamon's being all smug and shit, a couple of large almost serpentine things fly over. Nothing he can do about it, but it might be worth taking note of.*

E"Of course. Now gimme your close."

*Begrudgingly, legs twisted & arm over her chest, Tsune hands Euryale her clothing.*
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A<Chocolate. With rainbow sprinkles.>

*Without hesitation Taiyo removes her clothes and holds them out to Euryale*

"Mine too, right?"

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*The attendant shrugs and goes about preparing BlackAgumon's ice cream. After giving it to him, the attendant looks around like he's expecting there to be more of them.*

Attendant:<There's just you two, right?>

[After getting my ass out of the freezer, I'll have to talk to the boss about these late night hours.]

<Hawkmon ate the contents of Euryale's fridge, so I don't think he needs any. I don't know where Betamon or Salamon are. You think they'd want anything?>
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E"Of course."

*She puts on a bath robe & leaves the room.*

T"I hate you both."

*He walks further into the house, smiling briefly back at her.*

[I hope we don't have to sleep outside again.]

Tae: <Euryale? Mrs. Rakshashika?>