No More Heroes: Paradise Lost (Sign-Ups)

It's been five years since Travis Touchdown, A.K.A. the No More Hero, took down the United Assassins Association (UAA) and disappeared without a trace from the California city of Santa Destroy. About three years before that, said Travis Touchdown reached #1 in the rankings of the UAA. Yeah, he's a badass, but that's beside the point. Santa Destroy's all fucked up now, with all sorts of corporations and shit taking over the city. Funny thing too, that was what happened in No More Heroes 2, but the creator of this worthless piece of crap must like the idea of assassination as a public spectacle. Long story short, your character's an assassin, and you can do whatever the fuck your heart pleases. Find your own Paradise.

This is No More Heroes. Break the fourth wall. Be an otaku who's obsessed with porn, hentai, robots, and all that other stereotypical stuff, I don't care. Fuck, make a robot character that's a porn star who makes hentai in his spare time if you want. Use whatever sort of weapon you want. The big thing is that there's no god-modding. Seriously. There's nothing I hate more than god-modding. And if the point hasn't been made: god-modding is an abomination invented by Al Gore. Yeah, I went there. Use whatever the hell you want for weapons, character design, 'cause it'll probably all go out the damn window when your character's fighting. Don't kill other people's characters without their consent. That's a douche move.

The RP takes place in Santa Destroy, so there're gonna be part time jobs and assassination missions that you'll eventually gain access to. You get money for that, which can be used to get all sorts of swag. You've gotta get a good rep with the people of the city to have them trust you with doing work with you, though. You're not a Mexican just chilling at Home Depot for work, right? If you are, then... you probably shouldn't be RPing you lazy ass. Ranking fights will become accessible for an entry fee to a certain secretary of the UAA. HINT: It's not Sylvia Christel.

Use this template.
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That's it. I believe a certain otaku put it best when he said...

"Let the bloodshed begin!"

Character Name: Nero Vontaine
Alias (if any): Snake
Age: 24
UAA Rank: 25
Weapon of Choice: Guitar with hidden mechanisms such as guns, cannons and a shield.
Special Skills: Can control gravity.
Appearance:

Personality: Batshit crazy, to put it bluntly. He's arrogant, deceptive, merciless, and it always seems as if his sanity up and walked away on him, as he tends to say things that make no sense quite often. He also makes fun of people's faults and plays off everything as a joke. When he's in a fight that gets serious, though, his joking maniacal side does a full 180 and he becomes a murderous killer.

History:
He's an aspiring guitarist who loves trolling people. Generally speaking, he widely considers himself superior to everyone in every way possible. Aside from his crazy side, he's quite intelligent, being able to build the guitar he uses to play music and fight with.

Character Name: Ella Roca
Alias (if any): Princess Ella
Age: 6
UAA Rank (25 through 50 are allowed here): 26
Weapon of Choice: Fists! Or Mr.Fluffles. Mr.Fluffles can gain life of its own, listening to Ella's orders. Its only special power is the ability to explode like a freaking grenade and then reappear near Ella regenerated.
Special Skills: Supersuperhuman strength that allows her to lift, break or throw pretty much everything, run amazingly fast and jump extremely high. Also very strong vocal cords and the ability to scream ultrasonically.
Appearance: Short, pale girl with large blue eyes and long dark hair of a blue hue. She wears a sky blue Summer dress and little converse sneakers of the same color.
Background Info: No one knows much about her. She has a little tree house on a single tree that miraculously managed to grow in the middle of an old crater and will wreck anyone who draws near if they prove to be aggressive. Though she oftens mentions her parents, no one has ever known her to live anywhere other than the tree house and no actual parents are known either.
Personality: Cheerful, mildly obsessive and fucking dangerous. Stay away. STAY AWAY.

Character Name: Tommy Touchback.
Alias (if any): None, 'cause people hate him too much for stealing the naming scheme of some nobody.
Age: 25.
UAA Rank (25 through 50 are allowed here): 49.
Weapon of Choice: A blue beam katana that's shorter than most others, as well as two handguns that are holstered on the back of his belt.
Special Skills: Has an uncanny affinity for all things mechanical, and can figure out pretty much anything by just looking at it. Can pass off as a teenager and sneak into high schools and the like for assassination missions there. Oh, and he's also a telekinetic. Just a small side note there.
Appearance:

Background Info: Was born and raised in Santa Destroy, where he saw killings go on all around him, so he figured that it was the cool thing to do, and something to be the best at. He left to be an assassin after graduating high school and stole some guns from the local department store and built his beam katana out of parts he found in the dumpsters of the city. When he turned 25, a mysterious woman approached him and asked if he was willing to join the UAA. After hearing about the rankings, he couldn't help but agree.
Personality: Easy going and fun loving. He lives his life to the fullest and fights like it's a game. His whole point in joining the UAA was so he could reach Rank 1 and say he got the "high score" in killing people. So yeah, some insanity there, too, mixed with some I-wanna-be-the-very-best syndrome. But that's the way it is with most killers, right?
Other Shit: He has a giant robot stored somewhere in Santa Destroy, but he forgot where it is.

Character Name: Christopher Brig
Alias (if any): Highway Devil
Age: 19
UAA Rank (25 through 50 are allowed here): 38
Weapon of Choice: A pair white beam katana that have a cross shaped guard made up of the same beam energy (Think Rose Nasty+Henry's Beam Katana). His motorcycle is also a weapon having multiple hidden weapons including a chainsaw and rockets.
Special Skills: Skilled motorcyclist with a psychic connection to his motorcycle that allows him to ride it hands free.
Appearance:

Spoiler:

Background Info: A natural born killer with a penchant for going fast. Chris grew up in Santa Destroy watching the killings and going as fast as possible from the tender age of four. It was a love affair that would continue throughout his life. Even after killing his first dude at age 13 he continued his hard-on for going fast. Eventually he learned how to combine both going fast and killing motherfuckers dead earning him the nickname Highway Devil.
Personality: Likes to go fast and kill dudes who hold a rank. Usually fairly mentally well adjusted otherwise. Usually being the keyword here.
Other Shit: ffff I don't even know.

It'd better not be too late for applications, because this RP looks pretty damn awesome.

Character Name: Carey Switchfoot
Alias: the Red Dragon
Age: 19
UAA Rank: 44
Weapon of Choice: Pistols and grenades.
Special Skills: She's very good with bombs, grenades, etc. Likes blowing stuff up.
Appearance:

Spoiler:

Background Info: Carey was born in an orphanage, and kept mostly to herself. She never knew her parents or any other relatives. When she was first brought to the orphanage, at the age of 7, she suffered from amnesia, and the only thing she remembered was that she had been named Carey, spelled the boy's way. At the age of 12, she chose the last name 'Switchfoot' for herself. Four years later, when she was 16, Carey left the Orphanage, and joined the UAA.
Personality: Perverted, hentai addict, yuri fan...all the good stuff. She's lazy, unmotivated, an extreme procrastinator, yet she enjoys fighting and killing. However, she tends to want to get the fight over quickly, which is one of the reasons why she enjoys being an assassin. Carey also has a habit of just saying "Fuck it all" and blowing stuff up when a fight gets to complicated.
Other Shit: Because of the spelling of her name, her appearance, and the fact that she's a hentai addict, lots of people think she's a guy.

Accepted. Go ahead and make your first post.

Allright, thanks.

Character Name: Nicolaij Fennec
Alias: Smooth Jazz
Age: 49
UAA Rank: 27
Weapon of Choice: Oh, but a true man fights with his fists. (+ Gauntlets)
Special Skills: He is Russian
Appearance:

Spoiler:

Background Info: An aged man with a checkered past, no stranger to the assassin gig he has come to Santa Destroy
on an unknown business trip.
Personality: Though stern, strong, and determined Jazz keeps a level-headed, calm, and aloof personality.
Other Shit: Ballsier then your dog. Witch, is saying a lot cause' your dog plays Russian Roulette at the downtown
bar, like every Tuesday.

You're not supposed to start RPing until your character is accepted. o.o

Call me confident.

So, guys. What the fuck?