Digital Mayhem

*Salamon growls and headbutts BlackAgummon.*

Salamon:<The Calmaramon's gone. Would you have liked it if I let it go and it can tell its master where we are? Then what would we do? Fight another horde of enemies until we get overwhelmed again? They know about that island. We have nowhere to go!>

*Salamon growls again and prepares to lunge at BlackAgumon.*

"Salamon, stop!"

*Salamon stands up and looks at Hitomi shocked. A moment passes and she returns to Hitomi's side staring at the ground. All the while the hypnotized Ebidramon is just scuttling around letting out low, inaudible growls.*

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*A Divermon enters the chamber as a Mantaraymon is destroyed, its data absorbed by Mermaimon. Upon seeing the cuts and scrapes on it MetalSeadramon readies to fire another River of Power.*

Divermon:<Captain, wait! We have more problems than just the Chosen Children. A BlackWarGreymon attacked and slaughtered many of the others. It left when the Chosen Children arrived heading in the direction of the ruins on what's left of WWW Continent.>

MetalSeadramon:<I have no concern for that relic or anything not related to our objective.>

Divermon:<I apologize, Capta->

*The Divermon explodes into data, which Mermaimon absorbs.*

Mermaimon:<Captain, is it really wise to disregard that Bla->

*At that moment she begins glowing.*

Mermaimon:<Mermaimon Digivolve too... AncientMermaimon!>

AncientMermaimon:<Now what was I sa->

MetalSeadramon:<Rally the troops!>

AncientMermaimon:<Aye aye, Captain>

*AncientMermaimon swims out of the cave, MetalSeadramon swimming out shortly afterwards.*

E"Agu? Next time, no hitting."

A<(...Yes, Euryale.)>

E"Now, then. There has to be a way to make that thing talk."

*Aquilamon slide digivolves to Halsemon.*

Halsemon: <Should I try to hypnotize it into talking?>

Allina: <That was intense.>

Razz: <That was ridiculous.>

Allina: <That too.>

*Tae crawls up to Salamon from behind.*

Tae: <(Psh, need a hug?)>

Salamon:<No!>

*BlackMetalGarurumon reverts back to Taiyo & BlackGabumon.*

BlackGabumon:<Didn't you already try that?>

Taiyo:<Maybe if we ask nicely it'll do or say something. I bet it's a nice... dragon-lobster thingy.>

Tae: <C'mon, we're almost all friends.>

*He glances at Razz and proceeds to try and gently hug Salamon with his left arm while rubbing her under the chin with his right hand. Allina steps in front of the Ebidramon and then takes a few steps back for safety reasons.*

Allina: <Ebidramon, talk to us pretty please. In our language.>

Patamon: <(We could try kicking its ass bass to Rookie stage and then using your Digivices to purify it.)>

E"Since when has that ever worked? It's like someone keeps forgetting we can do that, or something."

*Salamon growls at Tae. The chances of his hand being bitten keep rising.*

Taiyo:<Maybe we can't?>

Tae: <Fine. But we're still friends. Brofist?>

*He raises a fist.*

Allina: <It worked when Razz did it. I think it worked at least twice.>

E"Furthering my theory that it only works when the same idiot who controls this world's physics actually remembers it."

Salamon:<I don't have fists.>

Taiyo:<What do we do now?>

*Taiyo sits down and scratches her head. With her foot.*

Tae: <Bropaw.>

*He keeps the fist up and meows.*

Allina: <What if we hide, Halsemon dispels the hypnotism, and then flies away? Tylomon or MegaSeadramon could follow the Ebidramon back to MetalSeadramon's lair and lure it out.>

E"I don't know. It seems rather risky."

Allina: <Well, yeah, I guess so...>

BlackGabumon:<But wouldn't the Ebidramon attack us if the hypnosis was dispelled?>

Taiyo:<Maybe. But if we look menacing enough it might run away.>

Allina: <Like I said, we would hide first. Only Halsemon would stay here to dispel it, and then she'd quickly escape too.>

E"I kind of like it like this. You think we can teach it tricks?"

OOC: Hoppin' on this ambiance train you bitches formed.

*While talking about inapporpiate pets and trying to form awful plans, the Net Ocean's ruler makes its way towards their slice of paradise with a number of Ebidramon, Divermon, and its newly Digivolved first mate in tow. Near the island, MetalSeadramon rises and lets out a roar before releasing a jet of flames from its mouth down at the group.*

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*Meanwhile underwater, AncientMermaimon is barking out commands to the mooks.*

AncientMermaimon:<This is it, you dogs! Time to prove to the Captain why you lot are fit to be apart of his crew unlike the bilge rats before you.>

Allina: <What?!>

Razz&Tae: <Watch out!>

*They start running away from the flames' path, raising their digivices.*

Patamon: <Patamon warp digivolve to... MagnaAngemon!>

Halsemon: <Halsemon slide digivolve to... Aquilamon!>

Razz: <Razz!>

Veemon: <Veemon!>

Razz&Veemon: <...Biomerge digivolve to... UlforceVeedramon!>

MagnaAngemon: <This is it!>

*MagnaAngemon opens up a gate and UlforceVeedramon envelops the group in an energy barrier. Aquilamon darts upward and arcs over to MetalSeadramon, shooting laser rings at it.*

*Euryale & Black Agumon biomerges & blocks the flames with its shield to help the others get away. She then glances back at Tsune.*

[Maybe I can make the hypnotized Ebidramon listen to me....]

{Ebidramon! I want you to take Tsune & the others someplace safe!}

UlforceVeedramon: <I'm staying!>

Tae: <Okay, so the Mega level Digimon can stay and fight!>

Aquilamon: <What? No, I'm staying too!>

Tae: <You aren't strong enough to face someone like that guy!>

*MetalSeadramon pays no attention to Aquilamon's attacks as they harmlessly hit its armor. From the water, Divermon fire their harpoons at Aquilamon. MetalSeadramon opens its mouth once more, this time spitting out a flurry of large ice crystals at MagnaAngemon.*

Taiyo:<BlackGabumon, Biomerge Digivolve!>

*The hypnotizes Ebidramon stares in a daze at MetalSeadramon while more wash up on to the shore which BlackMetalGarurumon begins hitting with Cocytus Breath. Salamon Digivolves then Warp Digivolves and begins firing arrows at the Ebidramon.*

*Aquilamon dives down in a spiral to dodge the harpoons and rams one of the Divermon. MagnaAngemon darts upward and fires razor feathers at MetalSeadramon's eyes. UlforceVeedramon fires an energy beam across the army of Ebidramon.*

*Seeing that it's not going to do anything, Euryale just Black Tornadoes through its throat before landing beside BlackMetalGarurumon.*

{I think we should DNA Digivolve. But first...I want you to do a dance with me.}

*The last thing Aquilamon sees before being sucked into a large maelstrom is AncientMermaimon. MetalSeadramon lowers its head, the feathers bouncing off harmlessly its armor. Energy gathers in its cannon and MetalSeadramon raises its head. The Ebidramon is destroyed. To shreds.*

MetalSeadramon:<River of Power!>

*MetalSeadramon fires a large blast from its nose cannon at MagnaAngemon.*

BlackMetalGarurumon:<"What?">

{I...I want to do the Fusion Dance.}

*Quetzalmon flies out of fucking nowhere & pelts MetalSeadramon's eyes with ice spikes.*