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Neo Bahamut Unyielding Force of Thoroughbred Penis
Posts : 21487 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 33 Location : PA, The State of the Cow's Asshole
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:28 am | |
| B<So, do you want to go back & look for them?> | |
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Taegan
Posts : 5737 Join date : 2010-11-04
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Sun Sep 25, 2011 7:35 am | |
| Valkryimon: <We're on an island. It can't be that hard for someone like BlackWarGreymon to dig deep enough. It's all data and you know it.>
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Allina: <(I hate playing cards and I can't play cards.)>
*She groans loudly and turns to face Puppetmon again, glaring at him.*
Allina: <I can digivolve and kill you. Right now. I have a special spirit thing that allows me to turn into a giant sexy angel thing. Believe it, it's true.> | |
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HarleyThomas
Posts : 15090 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 31 Location : A Place Where the Sun is Silent Quote : My dreams are higher than the fucking sky!
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Sun Sep 25, 2011 5:51 pm | |
| Salamon:<It is the worst plan ever. Digging the hole, making it wide enough for everyone to get in, getting under the house, not getting attacked.>
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*Puppetmon's eye twitches and Mushroomon pulls her away.*
Mushroomon:<(You idiot, what are you doing? At this rate you're going to be the shortest lived 'playmate' he's had.)>
*Floramon comes over and gives the deck to Puppetmon who shuffles the deck then holds it out. Floramon draws a card and tries to suppress a gasp. Mushroomon lets go of Allina and goes over to Puppetmon and draws a card.*
Mushroomon:<Oh, darn. I drew a three.>
Floramon:<I drew a two. I guess that means I go last.>
*He holds the deck out to Allina.* | |
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Neo Bahamut Unyielding Force of Thoroughbred Penis
Posts : 21487 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 33 Location : PA, The State of the Cow's Asshole
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Sun Sep 25, 2011 6:02 pm | |
| B<So, I guess we're going with my plan?> | |
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Taegan
Posts : 5737 Join date : 2010-11-04
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:47 pm | |
| *Allina glares at Puppetmon and reluctantly draws a card.*
Allina: <You're weirder than MetalSeadramon. By villain standards, at least.>
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Tae: <I guess so.>
*Hawkmon sits back after they degenerate, sighing.* | |
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HarleyThomas
Posts : 15090 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 31 Location : A Place Where the Sun is Silent Quote : My dreams are higher than the fucking sky!
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:05 pm | |
| Salamon:<...Yes.>
[I think I'm going to be sick.]
*ShadowWereGarurumon degenerates back to BlackGabumon. BlackGabumon & Taiyo head back into the forest.*
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*She draws the queen of clubs. Puppetmon draws his own card.*
Puppetmon:<Well, what is it?> | |
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Neo Bahamut Unyielding Force of Thoroughbred Penis
Posts : 21487 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 33 Location : PA, The State of the Cow's Asshole
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:10 pm | |
| *MegaSeadramon leads them back to the lake & dives in.*
<Yo. We back.> | |
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Taegan
Posts : 5737 Join date : 2010-11-04
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Sun Sep 25, 2011 11:34 pm | |
| Hawkmon: <I don't swim.>
Tae: <...Great.>
Patamon: <Yeah, I'm not going in either.>
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Allina: <Why don't you--Ugh. Queen of Clubs.> | |
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HarleyThomas
Posts : 15090 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 31 Location : A Place Where the Sun is Silent Quote : My dreams are higher than the fucking sky!
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:08 am | |
| *A pair or Kyukimon run out of the woods. A blue lion-shaped energy blast flies out of the woods knocking one down, destroying it. A tall bluish white Leomon who should be somewhat familiar to Euryale, Hitomi, Razz and their partners follows after the Kyukimon with its sword drawn.*
???:<Overlord Fist!>
*A blast of dark energy fires out of the trees behind them knocking the remaining Kyukimon down. Ogremon jumps out of the trees landing in front of the group as Panjyamon stabs the downed Kyukimon destroying it. Ogremon turns around and raises its club but lowers it when Panjyamon places a hand on its shoulder.*
Panjyamon:<Easy Ogremon, they are not our enemy.>
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*Puppetmon's eye twitches and with a flick of its wrist sends the card it drew flying at Allina. It passes over her shoulder and a second later blood runs down her shoulder. Floramon and Mushroomon drop their cards and they stick in the floor.*
Puppetmon:<We're playing something else!> | |
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Neo Bahamut Unyielding Force of Thoroughbred Penis
Posts : 21487 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 33 Location : PA, The State of the Cow's Asshole
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Mon Sep 26, 2011 12:16 am | |
| <I'm still down here!> ======================================== T"Do you know this guy?"
{Nope. Not at all.} | |
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Taegan
Posts : 5737 Join date : 2010-11-04
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:01 am | |
| Patamon: <Look, look, Leomon is blue!>
Veemon: <...He digivolved.>
Patamon: <What's up, Leo?>
*Patamon flies to his right hand and slowly fist pumps him.*
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Allina: <You. Are a sore loser.>
*She steps back and holds her arms up in front of her face, expecting some sort of violent reaction.* | |
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HarleyThomas
Posts : 15090 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 31 Location : A Place Where the Sun is Silent Quote : My dreams are higher than the fucking sky!
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:49 pm | |
| *A fish swims by his face and he hears a familiar angry hiss as Seadramon swims out of a cave.*
Seadramon:<You again?>
*Seadramon then disappears from sight as what little sunlight was left in the sky disappears.*
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*Panjyamon just looks at him like "What was that?"*
Ogremon:<They don't appear to be very bright. Are you sure they can be of any use?>
Panjyamon:<We've already lost Revolmon when we stormed Puppetmon's manor. We need all the help we can find.>
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*His nose pierces right through her forearm. Mushroomon pulls her back as another card comes flying at her.*
Mushroomon:<(Stop provoking him, you idiot!)>
*Floramon scampers off and comes back carrying Hungry Hungry Hippos.*
Floramon:<How about this one?>
Puppetmon:<Great idea!> | |
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Taegan
Posts : 5737 Join date : 2010-11-04
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:06 pm | |
| Patamon: <Something happened to Revolmon?>
Razz: <He was an ass, anyway.>
Patamon: <So are you. So Blue-Leomon, MegaSeadramon found out there are underwater tunnels leading into Puppetmon's manor. Since most of us can't swim very well anyway, maybe we could divide and conquer.>
Hawkmon: <Yeah... we could distract Puppetmon's attention... And the underwater group-->
Tae: <Which consists solely of MegaSeadramon.>
Hawkmon: <You can swim.>
Tae: <I can also drown.>
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*Allina groans, frustrated, and keeps glaring at Puppetmon.* | |
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Neo Bahamut Unyielding Force of Thoroughbred Penis
Posts : 21487 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 33 Location : PA, The State of the Cow's Asshole
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:17 pm | |
| <Yes. We're trying to get into Puppetmon's manor to violently gangstab him to death, but we can't seem to find a way in. We were wondering if we could clear these underwater tunnels & use them.> ============================================== *BlackWarGreymon's face is literally an inch from Ogremon's.*
{Say that to my face, Captain Gingivitis.} | |
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HarleyThomas
Posts : 15090 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 31 Location : A Place Where the Sun is Silent Quote : My dreams are higher than the fucking sky!
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:04 pm | |
| Seadramon:<Not possible. It wasn't something simple like a rockslide. That would be too convenient. Unless your insane ramblings can topple walls you need a better plan.>
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Panjyamon:<We entered the manor, but he tripped one of the traps and was unable to get out of harms way. He was consumed by the traps flames.>
*Ogremon bursts into laughter.*
Ogremon:<Is that the best you can muster? The SkullGreymon this club came from speechless roars were more insulting.>
*Taiyo begins to slink back away from the crowd.*
BlackGabumon:<What's wrong, Taiyo?>
"Doesn't that green thing look like the green thing that attacked us in France?"
BlackGabumon:<A little...>
*More rustling comes from the woods as Zarek emerges from the trees looking as beat up as he did when they last saw him.*
Zarek:<Those three got inside while the rest of you...got everything else. Rather than picking fights among yourselves why not...>
*He coughs up a few leaves.*
Zarek:<Why not brainstorm a good idea? They got in, you did not. What did they do that you lot didn't?>
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*While playing, Floramon & Mushroomon are real hesitant only taking one marble for every three or more Puppetmon grabs.* | |
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Neo Bahamut Unyielding Force of Thoroughbred Penis
Posts : 21487 Join date : 2010-11-04 Age : 33 Location : PA, The State of the Cow's Asshole
| Subject: Re: Digital Mayhem Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:52 pm | |
| *BlackWarGreymon smashes its forehead into Ogremon's. Seeing as it has armor & horns, & Ogremon doesn't, it probably hurt quite considerabley.* {They got kidnapped, that's what. We were working on a plan before you jerks jerked in & started jerking everything up.} T"I'm so glad she didn't say what I thought she was going to say." ============================================= <Probably. But in the unlikely event that fails, my Lightning Javelin can.> ------- https://neon.rpg-board.net/viewtopic.forum?t=271 | |
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