A Tale of Two Cities

Topaz: <...What.>

"Drafted is probably not the best word for it, but you are your Megadeus are to join Barbatos' and her forces. If you refuse to join I have no choice but to kill you."

Luna grabbed his wrists with one hand and jammed the index and middle finger of her other hand through his eye.

[Dammit.]

Topaz: <You've gotta be fucking kidding me.>

*Topaz runs to tell her brother to get in the Adramelech, draws her guns, and dials Luna's number, hoping she'll hear their conversation.*

Topaz: <What does Barbatos want me for?>

*He throws her into a wall, clutching his eye.*

<Aaargh! You bitch!>

*He takes a step forward, stepping on her gun. Then he grins.*
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T"I'll take your word for it."

L"Why does your neckline get to be shorter than mine?"

*Thiera ignores her, heading into the dressing room. She then comes out a moment or so later.*

T"Well? How do I look?"

"An act of war. Or several."

Luna coughed, choking back tears before charging wildly.
"KILL ME IF YOU CAN!"
She was mad and deep down she was terrified of dying, but there was a part of her that hoped it'd end here.
When she reached him, she bent over and lunged head first in attempt to head butt him in the ballsack while holding her arms crossed to avoid being kneed in the face.

Topaz: <She helped kidnap my brother and Luna's father. You tell her to go fuck herself.>

OOC
She RUINED Luna. Tell her to fuck herself with an iron rod.

Zell smiled, "You look great, Thiera."

"If you insist. Also don't complain that I didn't give you fair warning."

[Now to declare murder in an over the top way.]

*A few minutes later, Topaz's house begins to be ripped apart by Gelu Chalybs' wrist mounted machine guns.*

*Topaz gets in the Adramelech and leaves the hangar, firing its dozens of machine guns at Gelu Chalybs.*

[This city has NO nice people.]

OOC: I love how Loki can't decide whether Luna being a derp is him being a derp or character development.

T"Excellent. I'm thinking white, for the color."

L"Of course you are."
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*He grabs her head with his thighs & donkey punches her.*
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*A single beep issues from Chesed's pocket. She pulls out a gray phone & puts it to her ear.*

<...Understood.>

*She closes it soon afterwards.*

<It's time.>

"But I thought we decided that white was a bit conspicuous for our... um... activity." Zell said, not wanting to say 'breaking and entering' in a clothes store.

"Okay."

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[It's like it's only meant to look cool.]

*Gelu Chalybs raises its assualt rifle and open fires.*

T"Then what color do you suggest? Because I've always thought I look best in white."
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*She opens the door to show an unmarked, red van in the driveway. In the driver's seat is Tipheret.*

"I think you'd look nice in black. It never goes out of style, and every woman should own a little black dress for special occasions. Barring that, I think a nice charcoal would look good on you."

Luna doesn't know what a donkey punch is, so instead of being affected by it she just pulls out her Megadeus controller again and jams it up Gevurah's arse.

OOC: The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

*Thus she is opened up for an elbow to the back & a fist to the stomach.*
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T"I can't wear black, she's wearing black."

L"There's always accessorizing."

T"...Fine. Zell, what are you going to wear?"

Zell shrugged, "I don't know, I really don't like getting dressed up." She said, tinging pink as she did.

OOC
How fucked up is that?

IC
I don't see how that open her up at all seeing as she was in the same position but was using one hand to grab shit and shove it up Gevurah's arse so I'm assuming she just falls over now because fuck it.

OCC: Very. Besides, if you're going to be a douche while having sex always go for the rodeo instead.

OOC
Or just don't be a douche in sex. Sounds best to me.

OOC: True enough.