RP Topic I Have No Clever Name For

"Bakudo seventy-three, Tozanshō!"

*The spells ignites at a single point as blue energy and extends upwards at four points creating an inverted pyramid which solidifies around Taiyo.*

*Rabbani swings his light-whip-thing, cutting the bladerang in half. Salar produces a silver vial. After he breaks it, it becomes a mask with a pentacle over his lower face.*

Salar<All you've succeeded in doing is poisoning your own comrades. Now die.>

*He pulls the spirit rope of his bow back once & a a storm of literally hundreds of arrows blasts towards Mayuri. The caterpillar monster produces a bunch of spears from its sternum & charges after him, but Rabbani stabs 5 points around it with his energy whip, which then explode, causing it to revert to a normal katana. He then erects a Kido barrier, but they break right through it. Salar then appears above his head & fires an arrow, exploding his head.*

Nemu<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!>

*Nemu breaks down, sobbing. Salar just just walks towards Noah & Kira.*
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*The Kido shatters easily, though Taiyo remains unharmed.*

Starrk<I see that Kido isn't your forte.>

*Keeping one pistol pointed at Taiyo, he swings his other pistol towards Euryale. Firing a much stronger Cero, it blows away his armor. Lilith dons her mask & rushes towards him, so Starrk responds by pointing the pistol at her, prompting her to stop in her tracks. Senthose fires a Cero, Mammon holding out his hand & creating a golden bowl, which somehow reflects it back at him twice as strong. When Senthose dodges, the sand that was kicked up becomes a string of gold, which is used to tie him up & throw him to the ground. Eventually, the jewel in Mammon's cane dissolves in gold flame.*

"Purr, Kitexi Neko!"

*Taiyo's sword takes on its Shikai and Taiyo swings the lance sending a water paw at Starrk with a meow.*

Kira dropped Noah onto the ground and checked his vitals.
"Oh god... oh god..." He whispered, "This was just a big mess... and it's all your fault!"
He turned, looking at Salar, "You Quincy bastard!"

*He fires 4 arrows, pinning Kira's arms & legs to the ground much like Nemu's.*

Salar<Have you learned nothing? Charging into battle without thoroughly analyzing your enemy and the situation at hand is folly. I knew the man I was facing was the infamous Captain Kurotsuchi, responsible for the Quincy Genocide. That is why I was able to beat him. What do you know of us?>

Rabbani<I'll tell you a little: Each of us has our own unique skill. I can use a seele schneider as an umi, or whip-sword. This makes an already devestatingly effective spirit-weapon even more dangerous. Salar's arrows are able to solidify and act as hooks. Finally, our comrade Subhan has the ability to generate "arrows" that are more like bladed discs, and so have far greater mobility when fired. He is also an accomplished physician, so there is a chance he'll be able to save your lives, if he arrives in time.>
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*Starrk fires a shot to dissolve the paw, pointedly looking in her direction. Lilith takes a step forward & he fires at her.*

Starrk<You fell for an obvious trap.>

L"No, you did!"

*She blocks, the Cero falling to the ground as petals.*

Starrk<Interesting. What does her Zanpakuto do?>

*Just as Euryale & Mammon are moving in for the kill, Senthose Ressurrects, tearing through the gold containing him & spewing a ton of purple gas into the air, forcing them to retreat several meters.*

*Taiyo jabs at Starrk sending another paw at him with a meow.*

Kira bowed his head, staring at the ground with a pained expression on his face.
"Why don't you just leave us?..." He growled, "You've already killed Mayuri Kurotsuchi, so get lost! And you don't even know what you're talking about- Mayuri was not responsible for the Quincy Genocide, he was no head of the Department of Research and Development until one hundred years ago, while the Genocide took place two hundred years ago! If you had any brains at all you'd know that, and you'd also know it was a better idea to fight Aamon- our common enemy- than us, who's goals are just the same as yours..."

Salar<How ignorant of you. After the Quincy War, there were still many thousands of Quincies left. Now it's just us and Aamon. Do you know why that is? Upon their deaths, despite being under constant surveilence, they were left to wander for several hours or days...until members from Squad 12 could arrive. This coincideed with Kurotsuchi's promotion. And he himself boasts about being an expert on Quincies. If you put all of these events together, I'm sure you can realize what he was doing. The only reason we did not stop him was so as not to elicit another all-out war. And, ever predictable, the Soul Reapers had the arrogance to petition us for aid in their fight against Aamon. "Common enemy"? Don't make me laugh. If anything, our common enemy is your hubris, for creating this disaster in the first place.>

*A bald Quincy appears on the scene as Kira starts coughing up blood. He looks at Salar & nods, breaking a Silver Tube over Noah, which repairs his neck. He also scoops up some of his blood & stares at it, before mixing a bunch of plants together in another Silver Tube & handing it to Kira. Salar's arrows vanish from both Kira & Nemu, the latter of whom just walks solemly away.*
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*He destroys that one as well.*

Starrk<It doesn't particularly matter what your Zanpakutos do. I can fire 1000 Ceros at once. No Zanpakuto can counter that.>

L"You're bluffing."

Starrk<No. I'll do it if you don't reveal your Zanpakuto's power. One way or another, I will find out.>

*The sand under Senthose turns into lava, but he retreats into the air. It then turns into glass.*

S"Let me guess...planning on copying Starrk's one thousand Ceros at me? Go ahead. I'll wait."

Kira slumped to the ground, feeling utterly defeated.
"Bastards... bastards... bastards..."

*Taiyo grits her teeth and charges, jabbing at Starrk, sending a paw at him. She continues charging aiming to run him through.*

*Kite appears next to Kira and Noah and kneels down.*

Kite: <Wh-Are you all right?>

"No!" Kira snapped lifting his head and rising to his feet, "Those Quincy bastards! I hate Quincies.. I swear I'll kill them if I ever have the chance!"
He stopped then to violently cough up some more blood, then looked down at the silver tube.
Should I drink it?

Noctis is too weak to take part in the fight, so she just watches, silently praying her friends make it out alive.

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Sab shuttered a bit, "You know, he has a point."

"No he doesn't. I wanted to eat a sheep, and, well, you were a sheep, you still kind of are, but now you're you."

"He said something about love at first sight."

"And?"

"Uh, nothing I guess, I was just trying to be thorough, I guess." Said a blushing Sab.

Mortal smiled, "How did you ever make it to this level of evolution with such a meek nature?"

"I'm patient I guess, I just ate things that didn't take too much effort to kill... You'd be surprised how weak hollows tend to add up."

Mortal smiled, "A killer sheep, now I've seen everything."

"Oh yes, I can be quite dangerous." She said, baring her teeth and mock biting Mortal.

Mortal smiled, "Come, lets go get you dressed."

*Ulquiorra appeared before them.*

Ulquiorra<Rudobone is no more. You requested I inform all of the Arrancar when this is the case.>

S"Yes. Excellent. I gotta go take care of something."

*With that, Senthose disappeared. Ulquiorra looks at Sab.*

Ulquiorra<What a worthless Hollow.>
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*Starrk just shoots her three times, knocking her over & knocking the wind out of her.*

L"Ha! If all I have to worry about is a thousand of THOSE, I think I'll be all right."

Starrk<Those were deliberately weakened Cero. This is not: Cero Matrellata.>

*Several Ceros form in front of one of his guns until they fire at Lilith in what appears to be one giant Cero blast. When the dust clears, she's up to her waist in a mountain of flower petals, but Yggdrasil's blade has almost entirely been turned to dust, her Hollowfication is reduced to a shard of Mask clinging weakly to her left eye, & she's bleeding from gashes in her left shoulder, stomach, temple, & right leg. Her breathing is also much heavier.*

E"He did all of that...with one attack?"

*Senthose, Mammon, & John have vanished.*
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*Senthose is hanging in a void of shimmering light.*

S"What the Hell is this?"

John's voice<You said my ability was to take objects from one mirror & send them into another. You're half-right. My actual ability is to link the souls of mirrors. Sure, I can record attacks. But I can also take us into the Mirrors' Inner World. As you can see, it's a very strange place.>

*A blue beam the size of a skyscraper shoots towards Senthose. He dodges, but his leg is burned away by it. Not long afterwards, the beam rebounds in midair, forcing Senthose to counter it with twin Cero Oscuras, at which point the various bits of blue & purple Reitsu start bouncing around, tearing into his tentacles when they touch.*

John's Voice<As you can see, this world has some very strange properties. Which I can still tweak to my advantage.>

*Taiyo sits up trying to catch her breath.*

"Lily...?"

*Still covering herself, Taiyo stands up gritting her teeth, letting out a loud growl as her Zanpakuto shatters and disappears. A mask flashes over her face a few times before fully materializing. She falls to the ground on all-fours, silver blade-like claws appearing on her fingers as coarse, black fur appears on her body, and she sprouts a tail. With the transformation complete she slowly begins to walk around Starrk, electricity circulating around her claws.*

Kira lifted the vial of silver liquid to his lips and drank it. He then looked at Noah before casting his eyes down to his feet.
"I'm sorry.... for getting you injured..."

Kyoujin was up and about now, and had closed in on the fight with Starrk, Senthose and the others.
She sat on a boulder about fifty metres away and watched keenly.
"No Name" She spoke, not taking her eyes from Taiyo, "I want you to be ready... I might have some work for you, soon."

*Starrk points one of his Cero guns at her. Before he can do anything, Lilith runs up, grabs his elbow, & starts gnawing on his shoulder. So he points the other gun back at her face.*
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*A cat walks up in front of him, sits down, and stares.*
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*Senthose leaps out of the energy blasts & dashes to his right for a few meters, slashing at what appears to be open air, when a copy of his blade swings at his back, cutting him.*

[So any visible attack can be reflected.]

*The bolts of energy redirect to fly at him. When he starts to run away, a glimmer of gold flame appears before him, quickly multiplying to a city-sized inferno.*

*Taiyo charges Starrk and is front of him lickity split. Raising an electrified claw, she slashes at his stomach.*

Noctis looked around at the carnage, gritting her teeth, pissed that she was unable to do much more than that. "Dammit, I need to get my strength back..." She mumbled to herself, "At this rate, I'll lose another friend before I can do anything... I won't go through that again."

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Mortal looked at Ulquiorra, "Your dickhead remarks don't make you dark and mysterious Ulquiorra, they make you a dickhead." She said quickly, "And since when did you insult people completely unprovoked?"

Sab took the insult quietly, it was the second one she was given, by as many people, in less than 10 minutes. "It is okay, he is probably right. In his eyes I am worthless, but I have uses beyond killing."

Mortal scoffed, "I think I said something about getting you dressed; come on, let us go."

Sab nodded, "Sure, but first, your name?"

"Mortal Dulces."

"Deadly Sweets... Sweet and Savory!" Sab beamed.

Mortal smiled as well, "I didn't even notice until now, anyway, lets go."

Mortal and Sab went to wherever the fuck arrancar go to get clothes, and Sab got dressed in the shit she is wearing in the picture.

"Huh... is this the cat from before? The one that talks?" Kira frowned at the cat as he spoke.

Kite: <I don't know. Try talking to it. I don't want to look stupid if it isn't.>

<It was an observation. Another would be that your intellect is found to be unfavorable when compared to that of your immediate peers. It would be best if you simply exterminated that Hollow. But you may engage in whatever trivial pursuits you desire. I will not interfere unless ordered to. All the same, you should be quick about it. What I have seen suggests that we will be ordered to the Soul Society soon, and one or more of our current number will not be joining us.>

*Ulquiorra turns and walks away.*
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Cat<I'm afraid it is too late for that. So, you defeated Rudobone, did you? Excellent work. But the other Arrancar will probably be coming soon. We'd best move. I think I know of a way to pierce Aamon's bunker, and I'll need you in position when the time comes.>
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*Starrk grunts as shallow gashes are carved into his stomach, but he shoots Lilith all the same, destroying her last Mask fragmant and throwing her back.*

E"Lilith, turn your petals into Noctis's Reitsu!"

L"But I already told you, I won't be able to use her--"

E"Just do it!"

*Sighing grumpily, Lilith holds her hand towards the pile of petals. They glow, and Noctis can feel a familiar tingle in the air around her.*
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*Senthose fires a Bala at the gold flames, which turn into a spherical shield of gold that surrounds him. Soon afterwards, the Inner World rumbles as the air warps and distorts. Then, hairline fissures begin to spread from Senthose's orb to beyond the bizarre landscape's horizon.*

*The electricity from her claws passes on to Starrk, electrocuting him. She then claws him with the other claw.*

Noctis feels her strength restored and quickly blinks her FullBring on. Instantly she disappears into the night. Around Starrk appears four shadow arms, one in front, behind, and on either side of him. In their hands are different weapons, one has a hook, another has a sword, one has a net, and the last has an axe. In the blink of an eye the hook tries to gouge into Starrk's leg to keep him in place, the net is thrown over him to stop his movements, the sword stabs at his heart, and the axe slashes down on his head.

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Sab and Mortal are out doing shit, getting to know each other in a romantic, yet still fun, and charming way. Picture a montage containing tried and true scenes such as the picnic date, the unexpected kiss, and the lingering stare set to a background track of Lady in my Life by Michael Jackson.

*He shoots at the axe and sword clones, destroying them. He winces as the other attacks make contact with him. Then his fucking gun starts talking.*

Lilynette<Are you alright, Starrk?>

Starrk<Yeah...but I think we'll have to use "that.">

E"Like I'll give you a chance!"

*Euryale punches the ground, but just as the sand starts glowing, the vitrified sand from earlier shatters apart, Senthose & the 2 FullBringers emerging. John's glasses have been smashed, & his nose is bleeding, while Senthose has Mammon, unconscious, by the collar, and with a blade at his throat.*

S"Go ahead. Give me an excuse."