On Circlejerking

Rare moment of me not being a cocky mother fucker. I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I grew up as one of the top level kids in school, this engrained in me an elitist attitude. This may stem from being the big fish in a small pond, but it stuck. It doesn't help that when I'm wrong I handwave it away with an excuse, and when I'm right I take it as an injection to my ego.

I did get three girl's numbers from the mall once. I used to go to the mall often though, proportionally, my mall going to number getting ratio is abysmal. I am not a virgin, which I don't consider shocking. I'm an 18 year old college kid, and before that I was the brown kid in white Florida from New York. Between my accent, latent racism, and girls pissing off their parents never going out of style, it isn't hard to see why I lost my virginity.

Being able to fight is also something that I am good at. If I fought someone else who took 2 years of martial arts I might not fare so well, despite how I sometimes talk like I could fight the world blindfolded. The simple fact is, most people are not trained, so fights are easy. It is like going to a spelling bee and being the only one to know the alphabet, of course you're going to do well, doesn't mean you're the best.

As for visiting Neo's RP, I don't see why that would factor in at all. My first girl friend was as much a weeaboo as I was, so we RP'd on Gaia, so I grew up since 6th grade liking to RP. Then I started to read Bleach. Then I found BF, then I found Neo, then Neo tried for months to get me here, then I came here. I'm here because RPing is a hobby, not because I'm a virgin, who can't fight. I fail to see what the those things even have to do with each other.

And now feel free to pick that apart, tell me where I'm lying, or better yet, say that me explaining anything is proof enough that I'm trying too hard, and must obviously be a liar.

You're apart of this wretched hives community. Of course we're going to tell you you're full of shit and make you out to be the forums resident compulsive liar.

Which you are.

Of course.

Apparently:

Pirating anime=Good.
Pirating games=Bad.

I don't care about everything else in this topic.

He's not going to school for anime, so of course it's okay!

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I did get three girl's numbers from the mall once. I used to go to the mall often though, proportionally, my mall going to number getting ratio is abysmal.

Actually I'd say it was normal. Very few normal people swing around the mall, constantly picking up chicks. If you ever did get 3, I'd say you've had a pretty good record.

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As for visiting Neo's RP, I don't see why that would factor in at all.

I mention Neos RP because the average member on here is a reclusive nerd. I don't say that to be insulting to anyone, but as Neo put it himself "not like RP players are known for being reclusive nerds, or anything".
Reclusive nerds rarely have a lack of virginity or know how to fight.

One year of boxing and seven years of Tae-Kwan-Do.

Can I fight? Nope.

Never said I wasn't a hypocrite.

That aside, see, even Harley can fight.

I can die as I lived.

Completely hated.

You're not completely hated however.

I already said I couldn't. And even if I could I won't because I'm not a savage. I'm an idiot who uses words to provoke the other party. Oddly enough it doesn't work because deep down they ain't so tough.

He's completely hated by me. Or so I say because I lust for him.

Most people have some ideas of how to fight. Being able to do it in real life is quite different, though. People with same sex siblings and people who have been beaten up a lot usually do better.

And I agree with Harley about fighting being for savages. The type of people I usually see getting into fights at school and around town are almost always douchebags about as useful in life as a plastic rake. Sometimes though, you won't have any other options (especially on train stations at night in Australia).

Plastic rakes have their purposes.

They have few uses and are easy to break. This is my point.

Wow, that analogy is dumb.

Yes it was.

Your plastic rake must have been something shitty.

The one I had was damn near unbreakable.

Also, only have one use? Lol.

1. Raking leaves.
2. Patting down dirt.
3. Tilling soil.
4. Improvised weapon.
5. Fan.
6. Shovel for light sediments
7. Guidepost.
8. Rule 34 shit.
9. Lever.

Also, that implies that occupying a niche is a bad thing.

I did say few uses. And as to what Harley said, that confuses me as I've broken quite a few by accident (the teeth snap just by dragging along hard ground and the ends can fly off pretty easily).

Yours are garbage. Plastic can be a pretty strong material.

Also, that's hardly few. Why, that's more useful than...well...you.

*Thigh slap*

And I've only ever found garbage ones. Even at Bunnings (which usually has pretty reliable stuff) if you want a good rake you don't get a plastic one.

Dragging rakes against anything but your lawn.

Dohohohohoho.

Loki RPs.
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Is good for the lulz...
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Yea...

HarleyThomas wrote:

Dragging rakes against anything but your lawn.

Dohohohohoho.

There's totally no hard ground in my lawn.

Loki wrote:

Which COD? =_=

Black Ops and MW2 at times. Single player is shit. And we just play Zombies online. Sometimes the sore losers piss me off.

And then we play Kicking Pinecones in an Attempt to Get Them Over The School Roof.
Or we stick to Street Fighter or something.

A single player game that has been amusing recently after the Capital of Texas returned was "Chasing the Capital of Texas in an Attempt to Piss Him Off". It never works, though.

HarleyThomas wrote:

Dohohohohoho.

...I feel an urge to type "Hahahahaha".