Digital Mayhem

*Tae walks to the bush and starts eating as many raspberries as he can, after putting Hawkmon down*

Tae: <Oh yesh, they'd definitely shafe.>

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*Razz crosses his arms and stares at ExVeemon. The latter opens his arms and fires an X shaped laser at the claw attacks*

ExVeemon: <X-Laser!>

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Allina: <... I'm going to do it!>

Patamon: <Do what?>

*She roars and runs over to Golemon, kicking its leg*

*Tsune & Betamon follow.*

<That was cool & all, but I can't wait until I'm a Mega.>
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*Euryale plants her feet & leans with Golemon's attack, causing his momentum to force him forward. Black Greymon blasts him with a Nova Destroyer.*

*The claws retract back into the Bakemon's cloak and they disappear. One reappears behind ExVeemon karate chopping him in the back of the neck, the other one appears higher up in the air and begins muttering something.*

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*Golemon shields itself with its other hand then fires a cloud of superheated gas from its back.*

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*Taiyo tacklehugs Tsune once she's out of the portal.*

"You do think of us as friends!"

*Golemon's strategy proves super ineffective.*
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*Tsune pushes Taiyo off. Betamon looks at Gabumon & holds out a claw.*

"Get off of me."

<Just a handshake is fine, I think?>

*Golemon's attack proves to be supereffective as they're all in a cloud of superheated gas.*

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*Taiyo sulks.*

"You're still no fun."

*BlackGabumon shakes Betamon's claw then resumes eating raspberries keeping a safe distance from Tae out of fear of losing a hand.*

*Except not, because it's currently being blasted with fire, & neither character is anywhere near its back.*
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"Whatever."

*Tsune & Betamon start picking raspberries.*

"Ug...my head..."

*Peter staggers up to look at his surroundings.*

"I didn't know they have an Old West in the Digital World..."

Worm: "I guess they have a bit of everything here."

*Revolmon steps outside the saloon.*

Revolmon:<Welcome!>

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*Because clouds of stuff spread, they are in fact in a cloud of superheated gas. Golemon steps forward and swings a fist at BlackGreymon. Behind Golemon anyone paying attention can see the faint shape of a horsedrawn buggy with something standing on the roof.*

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*Taiyo sits down beside BlackGabumon and begins picking raspberries everything's silent except for the running water from inside the cave and chirping

Spoiler:

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*ExVeemon quickly turns around and bakchands the claw, flying backwards into the sky before firing another X-Laser*

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Tae: <I'm thirsty. Oh, oh, oh, gimme a second!>

*He runs inside the cave*

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*Patamon digivolves and grabs Allina, flying upwards away from the gas*

Allina: <Drop me off ahead and come back for Euryale. Fighting it isn't going to take us anywhere, anyway.>

Piddomon: <Tell me 'bout it.>

*He drops her off further ahead and dives back into the cloud*

Piddomon: <Euryale, BlackGreymon!>

OOC: If we're going to get into physics, the heat of the Nova Destroyer would keep the gas from expanding in that direction & it's being directed away from Euryale, so by the time it went back that way, most of the heat would have already been absorbed by the Golemon, so...

*No. It's not effective. And as Golemon is walking through fire & its own attack, it must be leaking data from all kinds of places by now.*
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"Someone, somewhere, is grossly misunderstanding the laws of physics. I can feel it."

*Bakemon hits the ground and struggles to try and get back up. The mumbling Bakemon stops mumbling.*

Bakemon2:<Death Charm!>

*ExVeemon is shrouded in darkness and begins to feel himself getting weaker.*

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*Golemon's fist crashes into BlackGreymon's chest.*

???:<Fist of the Beast King!>

*A lion head shaped energy blast hits Golemon's back caving it in, Golemon falling forward in the process. The carriage described some time ago stops, Leomon standing on the roof.*

Zarek:<I told you we'd find them. And they found a friend. Boy howdy, do they look awful.>

*Leomon draws his sword and jumps from the carriage landing in front of it.*

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*In the cave he finds a small pond, a waterfall coming down through a hole in the roof.*

(Who is she talking to?)

BlackGabumon: (I don't know.)

"To be fair, we would have won if the laws of physics didn't start acting like they were being maintained by a complete retard."
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"Just call it woman's intuition."

Razz: <Cardslash, Vacuum Cleaner!>

*ExVeemon starts spinning around and rockets upwards, drilling through the fog*

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Piddomon: <Yeah.. Allina's up ahead.>

*He degenerates to Patamon, Allina arrives running*

Allina: <You! Youuuu!>

*She points and glares at Zarek*

Allina: <Euryale was right not to like you meanie.>

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*He kneels down by the waterfall and puts his hands togther in a shell to drink water*

*The other Bakemon gets back and races towards ExVeemon claws outstretched. The second Bakemon does the same.*

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Zarek:<You've been- Hold on.>

*Zarek reaches into his back pocket and produces a square of paper which he begins unfolding. After a few minutes the square of paper becomes a full-sized calendar.*

Zarek:<You've been here six months now and you still think this is anything like your world? I've on a carriage being pulled by saw horses for crying out loud. I'm sure you can name three ot->

*Zarek is cut off by Golemon grunting as it struggles to stand. Leomon stabs it with his sword and brings it down, Golemon disolving into data as the sword tears through it. Appearing to be flexing his muscles, Leomon absorbs the Golemon's data and sheaths his sword.*

Zarek:<On a more interesting note which I probably should've mentioned a long time ago, when you defeat an enemy you're free to absorb its data. Absorbing its data means any wounds suffered may be healed depending on the severity of them and the absorbee also gets stronger. So if you eat your vegetables and get eight hours of sleep a day, you to can grow up to be as big and strong as Leomon.>

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*It's regular ol' cold stream water. Taiyo leans back flopping on the ground.*

"I kind of want to stay in this spot forever."

*He fires an X-Laser at them and dives down to ram one of them*

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Allina: <Oh, but that's awesome. Patamon!>

Patamon: <Yes, captain?!>

Allina: <Proceed to absorb the old guy. If that doesn't work, do it to Leomon.>

*Patamon nods and closes his eyes, making weird noises and flapping his wings. In a way, he looks and sounds as though he's about to fart and, surprise, he does*

Allina: <Oh, ewwwww!>

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Tae: <Ahh.... We haven't had this much peace and quiet since... well, since we arrived here.>

*He leans back against the wall and closes his eyes, smiling*

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Hawkmon: <...What..where's Dagomon? Dagomon!>

*Hawkmon opens her eyes and gets up, looking all around until she spots the girls*

Hawkmon: <W-What happened?>

<You're just making excuse-->

*Euryale holds her hand out. For some reason, Black Greymon edges in front of Leomon.*

"You...forgot to mention...did you...?"

*She screams, leaping towards Zarek, grabbing at his throat with 1 hand, punching at his face with the other, & aiming her leg towards his genitals.*
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"I could do without Euryale's giant melons waving around in my face, myself."

*Taiyo suddenly realized that Tsune was significantly shorter than Euryale.*

*The Bakemon ExVeemon is charging at drifts to the side and begins mumbling. The other one drops to ground and lays there in a daze.*

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*Leomon narrows his eyes at BlackGreymon.*

Leomon:<If you want to die in battle at least be in top shape.>

*Zarek draws a big ol' Peacemaker from a holster on his side and presses it against her stomach.*

Zarek:<How many times do I have to say I'm not human before it gets through to you? Go for a low blow all you want, it's just really annoying. Not as an- actually I've had enough of this.>

*Zarek pulls the trigger as the sound of thunder fills the air. A sharp pain rips through her abdomen. There's no wound just a whole lot of pain.*

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"I miss Euryale. She's so warm in a huddle together for warmth kind of way."

BlackGabumon:<Dagomon's gone.>

"Yeah, I was there, remember? Good riddance to bad trash, I say. That thing was a loser & a freak."
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<I don't want to fight you. But I'm with Euryale. If she doesn't trust Zarek, then neither do I.>

*Euryale grits her teeth, forcing his gun away from him.*

"You think that'll stop me? How many times do I have to attack you before YOU get it? You have no place in our lives, you spineless, manipulative coward!"

"There's something you don't see every day..."

Worm: "That's Revolmon. He's a good guy."

*Peter walks up to him*

"Um...hi. Where are we?"

Revolmon:<Why you're in the Digital World of course. I'm Revolmon, the deputy of this town.>

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Zarek:<You don't seem to have a place in anyone's life but your own. Do you even care that Tae, Taiyo, and Tsune disappeared?>

*As he says that a big, pink bird lands on the roof of the carriage. It leans forward and whispers something in Zarek's ear before flying off.*

Zarek:<Well that's an interesting turn of events. Now as I was saying, how about Allina who's been following you since pretty much you all arrived on this continent? If dehydration symptoms are beginning to take effect on you, what makes you think the same isn't happening to her?>

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BlackGabumon:<I was talking to Hawkmon...?>

"As nice as it would be to stay here, what about the others? Do you think they know we up and disappeared?"

*Euryale rolls off of him, laughing deeply. She only stops when she begins coughing, unable to breathe.*

"You hear that, Agu? Zarek has a conscience. Or at least he does when it allows him to act superior to us."
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"Oh. That would make sense. As for the others, all I can say is that Euryale is probably still trying to kill Zarek."

*ExVeemon darts down to the stunned Bakemon but he is inerrupted by Razz whistling. Looking at the boy, he sees him pointing at the other Bakemon and turns back, firing an X-Laser at him*

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Hawkmon: <What... how?>

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Allina: <I wanna steal the carriage.>

*The Bakemon stops mumbling and shrieks crashing to the ground when the X-Laser hits it, exploding into data. The other Bakemon remains stunned.*

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Zarek:<How about you all just go inside the carriage instead? Be out of the hot sun and inside a mildly uncomfortable carriage taking a real bumpy ride to far off, distant lands. And if that doesn't convince you, there's a big ol' thing of water inside.>

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*Taiyo sits upright and points at Tsune then Betamon.*

"Tsuney and Froggy, went all Power of Friendship, that's how."

"Uh...nice to meet you?"

*Wormmon's stomach growls*

Worm: "Erm...I'm still hungry..."

"Allright. Revolmon, you have any food around here?"

"Which apparently had to be done in the most anvillicious fashion possible. I guess the Crests are voice activated, or something."
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"I'd rather die than accept your help. But I'll go if Allina goes, so she doesn't have to be alone with such a shady prick."