Digital Mayhem

T"So what now? We don't even know where Millenniummon is...why are you still drinking?"

E"I have more body fat than you, shut up!"

*Razz and Veemon are still standing around in the throne room like a couple of yobs.*

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*Taiyo leans in front of Allina (who can't help but notice the cleavage), and begins adjusting the collar LadyDevimon left on her neck, tightening it.*

Taiyo:<Whoops.>

*She resumes adjusting the collar making sure it's loose enough to get two fingers inside of it.*

Taiyo:<There you go!>

*Allina removes the collar and throws it into the water*

Allina: <Stupid dominatrixmon.>

Patamon: <Ouch!>

*Hawkmon chuckles. Tae walks outside to find Hitomi and Salamon*

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Veemon: <...Even so, it is probably the fastest way to reach Millenniummon.>

Razz: <I guess.>

*They walk through the portal*

*Euryale fishes the collar out of the water.*

"...What?"

*Since the portal leading to everyone else is closed, Razz is dumped in a pond somewhere else. Along the shore is a tree with apples growing from and a round, flat rock underneath it.*

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*Taiyo stares at Euryale, looking from her to the collar and back to her.*

"I bet you'd look real sexy with that collar on."

*Hitomi is sitting, staring the strawberry bush, Salamon sitting in her lap. Zarek is leaning outside the cave staring at nothing in particular.*

E"Maybe, but I think I'm more the kind to put it on someone else."

"Really? Explain further."

*Taiyo is sitting cross-legged in front of Euryale giving her her full attention.*

Tae: <Hitomi, are you sure you're all right? You should probably rest. You too, Salamon.>

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Hawkmon: <Taiyo wants to be a dog.>

Patamon: <That's so weird.>

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*They head off*

E"There's...really not much to explain."

T"And even if there was, I wouldn't want to hear it."

"So you're just going to keep a collar for the sake of having a collar?"

[I wouldn't mind wearing it.]

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"I'm fine."

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*As they walk, they end up right back where they started.*

Hawkmon: <I think she really wants to wear it.>

Patamon: <Yeah, me too.>

Allina: <Imma go outside and see what Tae, Hitomi and Salamon are up to!>

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Tae: <...All right, then. Are those edible?>

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*They keep walking*

Veemon: <This is weird...>

E"I don't know what I'll do with it yet. Maybe Agu or Beta would look cute in it."

*Betamon looks at Tsune, eyes wide in horror.*

"Maybe, but I still think you'd look sexy wearing it. Or maybe..."

*She turns to Tsune and stares at her for a bit.*

"Or maybe Tsuney could wear it. The studs will really bring out her rough and tough exterior."

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"Yes."

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*The cycle keeps on repeating itself .*

Hawkmon: <RETREAT! RETREAT!>

Patamon: <AHHH!!!>

*They fly out, terrified*

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Allina: <Guuuuys!>

*Tae's munching on a strawberry*

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Veemon: <Again?>

Razz: <This is annoying. Let's stop.>

*Veemon falls back, yawning*

Veemon: <Finally!>

*Tsune glares angrily after the Digimon, a look which darts back at Taiyo.*

T"Are you calling me manly?"

"Not at all."

*Zarek flicks the lightswitch at the entrance of the cave on and off repeatedly.*

Zarek:<Why not just rock, paper, scissors to decide who wears it?>

"Hmm... Strange Digital Man has a good idea."

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*They continue staring at the strawberry bush as what Allina has to say is neither important nor interesting.*

Allina: <So... can I see Salamon and Hawkmon doing the Euryale formation thing?>

Hawkmon: <No.>

Patamon: <Sally, marry me!>

E"No way! It's my collar, I should choose what I get to do with it!"

A<I thought it was LadyDevimon's collar.>

E"Finder's keepers! Besides, did anyone ELSE whip her in the ass?"

Zarek:<Then choose. Taiyo's getting impatient.>

"I am not!"

*Despite what she says, she's bouncing up and down like a puppy whose owner has just walked in the door. She abruptly stops and clutches her stomach.*

"I'm hungry."

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Salamon:<Go away.>

*BlackGabumon wanders out of the cave and sits in front of the strawberry bush picking one and sniffing it before eating it.*

Patamon: <My heart is broken! I can feel it stop!>

Tae: <But you don't have a heart.>

Patamon: <OH! THE PAIN!>

Allina: <Dude.>

Patamon: <I am dying... ! I am...!>

Hawkmon: <Patamon!>

Patamon: <...What!? I'm kinda busy right now!>

Hawkmon: <Feather Strike!>

*Hawkmon hurls her feather at Patamon, who flies upward, dodging it*

Patamon: <Boom Bubble!>

*Euryle runs out & clips the collar back on Allina, puttin' on a big ole Troll Face.*

Taiyo:<Ooohh... I didn't want to wear it anyways.>

*Taiyo sits in front of the strawberry bush. Hitomi picks up Salamon and wanders off into the cave.*

Taiyo:<Are they edible?>

Zarek:<Why does everyone ask that?>

*BlackGabumon nods and Taiyo picks a strawbeery and eats. In the cave, Hitomi puts Salamon down by the pool and stares at her refelction in the water running a finger a long the scratch on her face. Putting her glasses on Salamon who stares at her, Salamon's eyes made bigger by the glasses, Hitomi splashes some water on her face.*

Salamon:<Are you sure you're okay?>

"Just washing it so it doesn't get infected."

Salamon:<...Okay.>

*Tae stares at Hitomi as she enters the cave. Allina starts running around on all fours and barking before biting at Taiyo's leg. Patamon rockets down towards Hawkmon, who kicks him towards Euryale*

*Euryale pulls back on the leash.*

E"They probably ask because nothing in this place makes sense."

Zarek:<I'm sure there are things in your world that make little to no sense.>

Taiyo:<Strange Digital Man, how long have we been in the Digital World.>

Zarek:<Oooh, about three and a half years. Give or take.>

*Taiyo's eyes widen and she starts choking.*